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Will Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21 That’s 25 if it’s poison, petrification, or enchantment, if it matters.

”Do you hear that annoying sound?”

"If we were leaving stinky things behind, you would never have left Magnimar," Ulyi quips.

"Why are you playing with my food?" Ulyi snips back at Squint in reference to the nascent spiders. The eidolon then launches into a barrage of attacks.

GM, I can't tell if Ulyi would need to step forward in order to attack all three times. If not, then Ulyi will re-position (but still will bite as it has reach) instead of the two claw attacks.

Bite Attack, Bless: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d8 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17
Claw Attack #1, Bless: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 271d4 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Claw Attack #2, Bless: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 201d4 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

Ulyi bites down on the giant creature.

Melee Bite Attack, Charging: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 131d8 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19

AoO Bite, Power Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 271d8 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14 Critical HIT!
Critical Confirm: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 251d8 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16

Apologies. Ulyi's last attack roll was 17 (celestial companion) was not active), and 1 point of damage less if it hit.

Ulyi furiously attacks the red lizard in front with a stunning combination of claws and fangs.

Melee Attack, Bite: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 241d8 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Melee Attack, Claw #1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 121d4 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Melee Attack, Claw #2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 141d4 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

The eidolon lashes out at one of the advancing lizards.

”Hello, lunch!”

AoO, Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 191d8 + 12 ⇒ (6) + 12 = 18

"That completely depends on how kinky you want to be," the eidolon counters.

Squint gasps, then dismisses Ulyi in embarrassed vindiction.

Squint is prepared to do the deed.

"Absolutely not," Ulyi pronounces with firm conviction. "You can get off my back and dismiss me, then summon me back once you've prostated yourself."

”I hate stairs,” grumps the eidolon.

"Hoo boy. Someone has gone full 'guilt suppression through menial task' mode," the eidolon laughs. A harsh hush from Squint follows, though the strange eidolon makes a repetitive clucking noise that might be a chortle in response.

"You're still a bit of an asshat," Ulyi offers, raising a hush from the halfling.

"Damn, Jacobadiah. Chill out..." Ulyi's voice echoes off the walls as the pair turn away.

Ulyi spins around and attacks Jasper.

"Your madness ends now, idiot."

Bite Attack, Nonlethal, Bless, Haste: 1d20 + 11 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 11 - 4 = 171d8 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Bite Attack, Nonlethal, Bless, Haste: 1d20 + 11 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 11 - 4 = 161d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Claw Attack, Nonlethal, Bless: 1d20 + 11 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 11 - 4 = 191d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Claw Attack, Nonlethal, Bless: 1d20 + 11 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 11 - 4 = 101d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

That should do it.

"This FACKING USSHOLE SHIPHEAD dies!" Ulyi explodes.

Full attack.

Melee Attack (Bite), Power Attack, Bless: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 111d8 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
Melee Attack (Claw), Power Attack, Claw: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 121d4 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
Melee Attack (Claw), Power Attack, Claw: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 261d4 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Ulyi takes a snap at the casting incubus.

Bite Attack, Bless, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 181d8 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

Ulyi then saves versus the weight of crushing despair.

Will Save, Magic Circle?: 1d20 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 1 + 4 + 2 = 20

"This guy is an asshat!" Ulyi calls out. "But he tastes good!"

Full attack. All of these attacks are magical.

Bite Attack, Bless, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d8 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17
Claw Attack, Bless, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 271d4 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Claw Attack, Bless, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d4 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

"Attack?! Don't mind if I do!" Ulyi announces, unleashing a savage flurry of attacks.

These attacks are magical thanks to the ring Ulyi now wears.

Melee Attack (Bite), Bless, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 111d8 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12
Melee Attack (Claw), Bless, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 181d4 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Melee Attack (Claw), Bless, Power Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d4 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

That's 5 1d20 rolls in a row at 10 or under and 3 consecutive natural 1s for the damage dice. The dice gods conspire to kill me, I do believe.

Ulyi will move back after Squint casts his spell.

Apologies. Map updated.

”THAT was impressive,” the eidolon crows upon return. ”He carved you like a roast hunk of meat on a feast day!”

Ulyi snakes out a bite.

Bite Attack, Reach: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 161d8 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

As the door opens, Ulyi bites again with his snaky maw.

Bite Attack, Reach, Blur: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 131d8 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 91d100 ⇒ 31

Sorry about this - I just had a chance to review the map and realised that Ulyi is within range to at least attempt a bite (unless the gate will prevent Ulyi from snaking its neck up to bite the foe?) If allowed, Ulyi will attempt a bite.

"Surprise!" the eidolon calls out, its neck snaking out from behind Paëral to gnash at the swordsman.

Bite, Reach (Power Attack Off), Blur: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 131d8 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d100 ⇒ 26

”I’ll bite the stuffing out of him if he gets close,” the eidolon vows.

”See ya!”

"HA! WRONG!!" Ulyi calls out.

"Wow, colour me HUGELY excited about the prospect of being told to go away and them come back lickety-split, as you say," grumbles Ulyi, groaning a bit melodramatically as the rotund halfling dismounts.

"I will NOT be biting anything that comes out of that stone box," Ulyi spontaneously announces to the group after a pregnant silence.

"Well said, Jacobadiah," Ulyi echoes.

We've got a problem. Squint and Ulyi will not ally with demon worshippers. Period.

"I'd rather eat the frog people, if there's an option to do that," Ulyi helpfully adds.

Squint Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Ulyi Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27

Ulyi speaks in a strange voice to Squint.

"You bet your rhinestone rump!" Ulyi indignantly follows Squint out.

They'll be gone for an hour.

"Where's mine??" Ulyi demands. At the flummoxed head shake from the halfling, the eidolon doubles-down.

"Listen here, you cod-faced liver-twit. I am twelfth circle lineage of Llourith and pan-lute officiant. I lock step with the Aqua String Troupe and have lead the Light Charge three times during Effervesce Night without a dropped lantern. I will not look COMMON riding into battle with your glimmering candy-ass on my back without some BLING. Now, where is mine????"

"There had better be a sincere apology as the first thing out of your gob..." Ulyi's growl begins to fill the space within the Heidmarch stables, eliciting squeals of concern from the Nag of Holding as the bipedal axe-beak-esque Ulyi apparates onto the Material Plane.

Ulyi stares at Squint, beak wide open. He takes in the considerable make-up, the well-tailored and cut pantaloons in wine-coloured velour, the lace-festooned blouse with the billowy sleeves, and the powdered wig.

"FINALLY! It's about BLEEDIN' time that you expressed yourself, you bundt-baked toadstool!!!"

You all can't tell if that last adage is an insult or compliment, but the way Squint begins to laugh and smile, you assume that something positive is happening here.

Ulyi similarly attacks in rapid succession, entangled still.

Melee Attack, Bite, IC, Bless, Entangled, Power Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 231d8 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
Melee Attack, Claw #1, IC, Bless, Entangled, Power Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 191d4 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
Melee Attack, Claw #3, IC, Bless, Entangled, Power Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 251d4 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 CRITICAL THREAT!
Critical Confirm: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 251d4 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10 WOW.

No one ever worries about ME!" Ulyi mocks in a sing-song voice.

Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 4 = 17 SUCCESS!

Ulyi carefully snakes out its neck, intent to bite at the spider-like fiend despite the entanglement, but then realises that they've moved just out of reach

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (10) + 0 = 10

GM, I'm confused. "ENTANGLED DC 16 Needs Fort Save" but in the original post, you said Fort DC 14 or Poisoned. Could you please clarify? Also, Ulyi gets a +4 to his Poison saves. Could you give me a clue as to what I'm doing?

"Shriezyx is on the menu!" Ulyi calls out in a phrase never-before uttered.

Move and power attack with his beak.

Melee Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 91d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

POP!

"KILL it?! Yes, that's a good plan. DO it." Ulyi urges the halfling.

"Good. Fine. Sure." Ulyi replies, a bit TOO enthusiastically.

The eidolon just slowly shakes its head in disgust.

"Ugh, this is a Sisyphean effort," the eidolon mutters. At the lack of a response from the team, Ulyi growls. "Read a book!"

"Up by the ceiling, straight ahead! And it's just recently healed itself with another potion."

"You're going to try something different. I'm getting us some breathing room." Ulyi retreats a few paces behind Barkot.

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23 SUCCESS!

"Up. No, up further!" Ulyi corrects Squint's aim.

"*Sigh* Nope."

"It hasn't moved. Just fire in the same spot," Ulyi confidently directs his halfling companion.

The eidolon steps out from underneath the grease.

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 Full damage.

"GRAWWWWWWWW!" Ulyi gets annoyed.

Five foot step. Full attack action. Note that we are under the grease spell as it is on the ceiling.

Melee Attack, Power Attack, Bite, Reach: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Melee Attack, Power Attack, Claw #1: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Melee Attack, Power Attack, Claw #2: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 91d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 FAIL! 5pts of acid damage.

Showered in acid but anticipating a meal, Ulyi rushes forward, snaking a bite at the derro as they enjoy the grease.

Melee Attack, Reach, Power Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 231d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11