Tobias "Deadeye" Craggs's page

It is always a shame when there are so many cool people, maybe Bloodied Water should run 3 groups instead ... :P

I second that but never-the-less, I am grateful for the opportunity. Congratulations to the selected!

Thank you for the opportunity. Tobias packs up his gear to go see if the Razor needs a sharpshooter in the crows nest and landing parties.

Tobias looks at Sunny's diminutive state, then looks at Nini, while winking his eyebrows at her, "Hmmm?!"

Tobias nods in agreement, "Aye me white haired pointy ear feller!"

*laughs at sunny insidiously, then draws out a wand of diminish person on sunny, can bring him to the size of a toad*

*Looks at William, poor pointy ear feller knows nothin' 'bout thee plumbin' ov lasses.*

Not understanding Groot, he takes a closer look at him "Ye may come in handy if we lose our masts to thee Kraken, Quell's fury, that Pee Pee ... Pele lass, or from Chain Shot." Tobias takes another swig.

I knew he wasn't going to post the results until much later, lots of people + booze + hang over = much later selection posting.

Seeing that Tobias has lost Sunny, he looks at Groot, "Well shiver me masts, it be ye walkin ey speakin's ship's mast!"

Either that or someone needs to learn GROOOOTTTT ... lol

"Arr, me speek scullywag, language of thee sea, and musket, and that's all ye need to speek."

Before turning invisible ...

Liking the bouncing hug, Tobias whispers into Sunny's ear "You know lass, I can help ye perfect goin' up and down thee mast."

After she disappears, "What thee?!" Tobias shoots a questioning glare at the wizards.

Craggs takes another swig ...

"Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"

Craggs looks to everyone ...

"What?! Do me look like a purty bard to you hearties?!"

Then takes a swig and winks at Sunny, "Heya lass, me likes thee way you bounce." ... he winks again.

Deadeye Craggs takes out a cloth and wipes down his musket,

"Aye matie, GM Bloodied Waters went to a bad arse revelry, I seriously doubt he'll have enuff wits 'bout him to pick us lads t'is night."

Tobias takes a swig ...

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me hearties, yo ho."

Then takes another swig.

When is recruitment closed exactly? At the start of Thursday or on Thursday? I'm still working on a char and it will be finished today but not yet.

Looking at a Foulspawn Tiefling Primal Companion Hunter focusing on archery. She'd be of Kamu Tulita origin but an outcast due to her tainted blood.

Tonight, Eastern Standard Time

Hearing the crass pirate insult the goddess of fire, the Water Ghost, who has mysteriously risen from the waves to be standing upon the water beside the ship, lifts her hand and points at the blasphemer. A moment later a pea sized ball of flame shoots forth. When it strikes the man, it bursts into flame engulfing the ship and all the invader crew.

Tobias stands up and gets all sorceress-like

"YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!"

And the flame dissipates as nothing had happen.

Aye! Isn't the Goddess Pe Pe or Pele a real fine lass?! Me lik' get sum of her fir', if ye know what me means?!" <wink>

"Arr maties! Me hope ye papyrus anchors can breathe under water. Because if ye ship wrek or Quell decides to toss us 'bout, ye gonna sink down to Davy Jones' Locker."

Or equivalent to Davy Jones' Locker ... LOL

"See this...? THIS is my BOOM-stick! This a cumulus cloud charged, single-bottle Binbiddle special. Port Shaw's top of the line. You can find this on the sporting goods shelving of the general store. That's right, this sweet baby was made in right here in Port Shaw, Razor-coast. Retails for about... oh... seventy five gold plus some six silver. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.

"Ney Matey, that's a poop sti'k, t'is here is a BOOM sti'k!" Craggs holds up his musket rifle in a semi-readied position since it is all about self-preservation while chest pounding.

Also, per "grenade launcher" crossbows... There exists a "sling crossbow" which essentially is the cup of a bra on a high tensile string attached to a light crossbow. It can launch anything a sling could. (Sized up that could be potion bottles) for your consideration DMBW.

Again, do you want to be around for a misfire?! ... :-)