But I'm not allowed to buy anything for myself until after Christmas (family rule). I don't know if I can stand the suspense!
EGADS! BUT...but...technically, isn't it always "before" Christmas? Damn! It's like that whole gremlins eating after midnight thing! Which midnight? What happens if they cross a time zone? Or if they're subjected to light speed?
I'm so confused...
It's that blasted Theory of Relativity. The relatives are the problem.
So, I guess Time Dilation refers to how interminably long each family function seems to take?
And to the degree of how far the pain has progressed.
I should flag these for offenses against science, but heck there is already enough of that going around.