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Gone are the days when I can trot out this alias to respond to trolls.
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Oh hey, now it matches the drapes!
Can I favorite that twice?
Yes, let it flow.
And also with you.
Let's all be sick!
I like the cut of your BLAAAAAARRRRFFFF!! ...jib.
Did you know they're making candy corn M&Ms and candy corn laced Hershey bars now?
All I needed was a little inspiration!
Is that a Twix bar in there? He should really chew his candy better. I can see all the
If you're not sloshing around the thread in your bare feet, you're not doing it right!
*CLEAN UP IN THE OFF-TOPIC FORUM* Don't bother. Mopping this thread is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. Oh... And...
I can't read that book without HUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLing halfway through.
Ooh, a new member of the flock! Welcome, PrinciPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
I just had to get that off my chest.
Even better!
Upchuck is the universal language.
Are those pine nuts?
Eloquently stated!
Such a shame for it to go down the drain. Better to go all over the floor. And the walls, ceiling, furniture...
Could have been a vurp. By Lamashtu's crusty undergarments, let it have been a vurp.
Well done, O Vomitorious One! You have made room for more feasting! Let us follow in your footsteps...
It's almost like people don't need us anymore. All they have to do is flip on the TV this time of year and see all the vomit they can handle. Frickin' political ads. Here's for old times.
That's the kind of announcement that leaves you wanting more!
Where is my gut, anyway?
Oh there it is. Janitor, don't throw that away. I could need it.
Those threads are good for business!
Smu-uuuUUUUUUUUU Sorry about that. Watch where you step.
You missed a spot, Janitor.
I approve of this topic of discussion.
Spread the Churning, O Vomitous One!
Your permits appear to be in order. However, I cannot join you. The armor does not permit vomiting. What would happen? Would it get trapped in there like if you threw up in an astronaut helmet? Would you drown? That would be dying in the name of Vomit Guy, and your soul would know eternal regurgitative bliss. We should all be so lucky.
It rings true as much today as ever.
Retching is like music to my ears.
Well said.
YAAAAAAAAKKKKity YAAAAAAKKKK!!! (Don't talk back...)
*"dismisses* his tacos all over the floor*
*rumble* Let it all out.
Well said! BLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFF!
That's what I bring to the table.
Gratz! I just got my Inner Sea Guide last night. I may have to get the pdf too. ::ruminates:: *chews cud*
*slips and falls on the vomit* Umm... We have insurance, right?
Seriously. You'd laugh like crazy. People would be all concerned, because the further I threw you, the more you'd smile and laugh. You only almost got away from me once, but I made a rather spectacular catch of your legs as everybody freaked out. You never hit me with the vomit, either, though once you got real close and I moved my head just fast enough as it hit where my head was. When you puked, your laugh would be momentarily interrupted, but it wouldn't make you upset. You'd just finish laughing once the obstruction cleared, and you'd barf through smiling lips. You were such a happy little thing.Thanks for sharing. XDJude has decided it is incredibly funny when I threw him in the air and catch him, and being loud now includes ear piercing screams.:)Leafette super-loved that as a baby. Caused her to puke once or twice, but that never lessened her enjoyment of it. One of us. One of us.
I would think you have an iron stomach by now, Vomit Guy.
You hear that? It's time to celebrate!
Huzzah! Three cheers for Vomit GUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
If I eat some of that, does it become 6?
What's eatin at ya, boss?
That is all.
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