The Undertaker's page

Hey, I'm the Undertaker.

Yeah the last guy you see just before Pharasma tells you were to go.. So, have you thought about your future? You see, Pathfindering is a dangerous business and not every pathfinder can afford the exorbitant fees associated with returning the dead to life. Sometimes, even the wealth looted from your corpse just isn't enough. But luckily, do I have a deal for you. Lock in your spot in eternity with just a small down payment.

And may I say, you do look good in pine.

The Undertaker wrote:

See we're all legitimate here. Psst. I have a few extra spots open on the next burial run if you need anythimg moved out of town.

Keep it down, the narcs are everywhere. Besides, I gots myself an...arrangement.

Discounts for anything that can survive cremation. Extra charges for removing magical auras, exchanges post burial, and adding on specialized mourners.

See we're all legitimate here. Psst. I have a few extra spots open on the next burial run if you need anythimg moved out of town.

Undertaker, you can hide all sorts of things inside. Noone asks questions...and if things crawl out of the coffins at night noone really wants to find out why.

The Undertaker wrote:

My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a

loads of fun as usual

What a new and interesting post. Reminds me of the last page.

Weird, it posted twice at different times..

My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a host of alchemical tools and a bec de corbin.

F1, R1 at the time. The table was martial heavy and I became the lone healer via wand of clw. Strangely with all the odd character choices I was the main bluff, diplomacy, perception, and appraiser.

Sneak attacks landed on each surprise round. I use an arrow launcher if I cant charge effectively. Backup ranged weapons are cestus, darts, and alchemical lightning.

loads of fun as usual

My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a host of alchemical tools and a bec de corbin.

F1, R1 at the time. The table was martial heavy and I became the lone healer via wand of clw. Strangely with all the odd character choices I was the main bluff, diplomacy, perception, and appraiser.

Sneak attacks landed on each surprise round. I use an arrow launcher if I cant charge effectively. Backup ranged weapons are cestus, darts, and alchemical lightning.

loads of fun as usual

I usually just bury them, but Ill give you a break on pricing if I can use the body as a mule for illicit cargo.

Bargain prices roll em into the sewer.

Absolutely, I take anyone's money .. in advance and hire your own cleric or Ill say a few words if you prefer for a small fee.

Plague victims are at a discount through next week...have a few open slots open this afternoon.

Greenbeard the reformed.. they'll never see you coming.

Its what happens when you're dead. Make them look respectable.

I am no common thug, I have a noble's outfit and everything. Yeah it does have some blood on the back...er that wasn't me it came that way when I bought it with honest wages.

Hello friends, I do enjoy a good side of bacon. Its been a long time since I met fellows that talked back to me. Forgive my forwardness, I am your undertaker. No not professionally yet, but who knows it could be sooner than you know.

I heard the Pathfinder Society is secretly a kindly group of venerable heroes. They always do the right thing, never take the easy way out. They're kind to animals and old people. They're especially trained in obeying the laws concerning graft, bribery, theft, burglary, piracy, murder, torture, vandalism, and smuggling.

Of course I'm very new, so its just a rumor.