paizo.com Recent Posts by The Undertakerpaizo.com Recent Posts by The Undertaker2015-05-08T11:11:04Z2015-05-08T11:11:04ZRe: Forums: The Exchange: AdvertisingThe Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s9oc?Advertising#252016-03-30T06:09:40Z2016-03-30T06:09:40Z<p>Hey, I'm the Undertaker. </p>
<p>Yeah the last guy you see just before Pharasma tells you were to go.. So, have you thought about your future? You see, Pathfindering is a dangerous business and not every pathfinder can afford the exorbitant fees associated with returning the dead to life. Sometimes, even the wealth looted from your corpse just isn't enough. But luckily, do I have a deal for you. Lock in your spot in eternity with just a small down payment.</p>
<p>And may I say, you do look good in pine.</p>Hey, I'm the Undertaker.
Yeah the last guy you see just before Pharasma tells you were to go.. So, have you thought about your future? You see, Pathfindering is a dangerous business and not every pathfinder can afford the exorbitant fees associated with returning the dead to life. Sometimes, even the wealth looted from your corpse just isn't enough. But luckily, do I have a deal for you. Lock in your spot in eternity with just a small down payment.
And may I say, you do look good in pine.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2016-03-30T06:09:40ZRe: Forums: The Exchange: So I put a rank into profession(merchant)...The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tjjp?So-I-put-a-rank-into-profession#182016-03-28T18:45:23Z2016-03-28T18:45:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Harv Burgleton wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Undertaker wrote:</div><blockquote> See we're all legitimate here. Psst. I have a few extra spots open on the next burial run if you need anythimg moved out of town. </blockquote>Keep it down, <span class=tiny>the narcs are <i>everywhere</i></span>. Besides, I gots myself an...arrangement. </blockquote><p>Discounts for anything that can survive cremation. Extra charges for removing magical auras, exchanges post burial, and adding on specialized mourners.Harv Burgleton wrote:The Undertaker wrote: See we're all legitimate here. Psst. I have a few extra spots open on the next burial run if you need anythimg moved out of town.
Keep it down, the narcs are everywhere. Besides, I gots myself an...arrangement. Discounts for anything that can survive cremation. Extra charges for removing magical auras, exchanges post burial, and adding on specialized mourners.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2016-03-28T18:45:23ZRe: Forums: The Exchange: So I put a rank into profession(merchant)...The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tjjp?So-I-put-a-rank-into-profession#52016-03-21T13:15:59Z2016-03-21T13:15:59Z<p>See we're all legitimate here. Psst. I have a few extra spots open on the next burial run if you need anythimg moved out of town.</p>See we're all legitimate here. Psst. I have a few extra spots open on the next burial run if you need anythimg moved out of town.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2016-03-21T13:15:59ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: If my character is a spy for the Bellflower Network, what would his day job be?The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sem0?If-my-character-is-a-spy-for-the-Bellflower#122015-07-03T19:29:44Z2015-07-03T19:03:47Z<p>Undertaker, you can hide all sorts of things inside. Noone asks questions...and if things crawl out of the coffins at night noone really wants to find out why.</p>Undertaker, you can hide all sorts of things inside. Noone asks questions...and if things crawl out of the coffins at night noone really wants to find out why.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2015-07-03T19:03:47ZRe: Forums: Advice: Tell your experience with the RogueThe Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rutu&page=8?Tell-your-experience-with-the-Rogue#3692015-01-28T17:03:52Z2015-01-28T17:03:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DominusMegadeus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Undertaker wrote:</div><blockquote><p> My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a </p>
<p>loads of fun as usual
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</blockquote>What a new and interesting post. Reminds me of the last page. </blockquote><p>Weird, it posted twice at different times..DominusMegadeus wrote:The Undertaker wrote:My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a
loads of fun as usual
What a new and interesting post. Reminds me of the last page. Weird, it posted twice at different times..The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2015-01-28T17:03:52ZRe: Forums: Advice: Tell your experience with the RogueThe Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rutu&page=8?Tell-your-experience-with-the-Rogue#3592015-01-27T06:15:53Z2015-01-27T06:15:53Z<p>My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a host of alchemical tools and a bec de corbin.</p>
<p>F1, R1 at the time. The table was martial heavy and I became the lone healer via wand of clw. Strangely with all the odd character choices I was the main bluff, diplomacy, perception, and appraiser.</p>
<p>Sneak attacks landed on each surprise round. I use an arrow launcher if I cant charge effectively. Backup ranged weapons are cestus, darts, and alchemical lightning.</p>
<p>loads of fun as usual</p>My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a host of alchemical tools and a bec de corbin.
F1, R1 at the time. The table was martial heavy and I became the lone healer via wand of clw. Strangely with all the odd character choices I was the main bluff, diplomacy, perception, and appraiser.
Sneak attacks landed on each surprise round. I use an arrow launcher if I cant charge effectively. Backup ranged weapons are cestus, darts, and alchemical lightning.
loads of...The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2015-01-27T06:15:53ZRe: Forums: Advice: Tell your experience with the RogueThe Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rutu&page=7?Tell-your-experience-with-the-Rogue#3492015-01-27T01:01:09Z2015-01-27T01:01:09Z<p>My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a host of alchemical tools and a bec de corbin.</p>
<p>F1, R1 at the time. The table was martial heavy and I became the lone healer via wand of clw. Strangely with all the odd character choices I was the main bluff, diplomacy, perception, and appraiser.</p>
<p>Sneak attacks landed on each surprise round. I use an arrow launcher if I cant charge effectively. Backup ranged weapons are cestus, darts, and alchemical lightning.</p>
<p>loads of fun as usual</p>My latest rogue, a tiefling, szarni booned exchange member who brings a host of alchemical tools and a bec de corbin.
F1, R1 at the time. The table was martial heavy and I became the lone healer via wand of clw. Strangely with all the odd character choices I was the main bluff, diplomacy, perception, and appraiser.
Sneak attacks landed on each surprise round. I use an arrow launcher if I cant charge effectively. Backup ranged weapons are cestus, darts, and alchemical lightning.
loads of...The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2015-01-27T01:01:09ZRe: Forums: Advice: How to deal with death at low levels.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rsw3?How-to-deal-with-death-at-low-levels#402014-12-17T21:12:44Z2014-12-17T21:12:44Z<p>I usually just bury them, but Ill give you a break on pricing if I can use the body as a mule for illicit cargo.</p>I usually just bury them, but Ill give you a break on pricing if I can use the body as a mule for illicit cargo.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-12-17T21:12:44ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Character funerals- are these a thing?The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rqyn?Character-funerals-are-these-a-thing#52014-12-04T20:15:24Z2014-12-04T20:15:24Z<p>Bargain prices roll em into the sewer.</p>Bargain prices roll em into the sewer.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-12-04T20:15:24ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Character funerals- are these a thing?The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rqyn?Character-funerals-are-these-a-thing#32014-12-04T19:02:22Z2014-12-04T19:02:22Z<p>Absolutely, I take anyone's money .. in advance and hire your own cleric or Ill say a few words if you prefer for a small fee.</p>
<p>Plague victims are at a discount through next week...have a few open slots open this afternoon.</p>Absolutely, I take anyone's money .. in advance and hire your own cleric or Ill say a few words if you prefer for a small fee.
Plague victims are at a discount through next week...have a few open slots open this afternoon.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-12-04T19:02:22ZRe: Forums: Sczarni: Exchange this!The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rbgt?Exchange-this#102014-08-19T12:59:11Z2014-08-19T12:59:11Z<p>Greenbeard the reformed.. they'll never see you coming.</p>Greenbeard the reformed.. they'll never see you coming.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-08-19T12:59:11ZRe: Forums: Sczarni: Exchange this!The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rbgt?Exchange-this#82014-08-18T22:42:31Z2014-08-18T22:42:31Z<p>Its what happens when you're dead. Make them look respectable.</p>Its what happens when you're dead. Make them look respectable.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-08-18T22:42:31ZRe: Forums: Sczarni: A message to all true PathfindersThe Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p8f8?A-message-to-all-true-Pathfinders#272014-06-25T18:56:08Z2014-06-25T18:56:08Z<p>I am no common thug, I have a noble's outfit and everything. Yeah it does have some blood on the back...er that wasn't me it came that way when I bought it with honest wages.</p>I am no common thug, I have a noble's outfit and everything. Yeah it does have some blood on the back...er that wasn't me it came that way when I bought it with honest wages.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-06-25T18:56:08ZRe: Forums: Sczarni: We're the wolves. You're the lunchmeat.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r49c?Were-the-wolves-Youre-the-lunchmeat#102014-06-18T01:47:11Z2014-06-18T01:47:11Z<p>Hello friends, I do enjoy a good side of bacon. Its been a long time since I met fellows that talked back to me. Forgive my forwardness, I am your undertaker. No not professionally yet, but who knows it could be sooner than you know.</p>Hello friends, I do enjoy a good side of bacon. Its been a long time since I met fellows that talked back to me. Forgive my forwardness, I am your undertaker. No not professionally yet, but who knows it could be sooner than you know.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-06-18T01:47:11ZRe: Forums: Grand Lodge: New RumorsThe Undertaker (alias of Righty_)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r5hb?New-Rumors#62014-06-18T01:36:22Z2014-06-18T01:36:22Z<p>I heard the Pathfinder Society is secretly a kindly group of venerable heroes. They always do the right thing, never take the easy way out. They're kind to animals and old people. They're especially trained in obeying the laws concerning graft, bribery, theft, burglary, piracy, murder, torture, vandalism, and smuggling.</p>
<p>Of course I'm very new, so its just a rumor.</p>I heard the Pathfinder Society is secretly a kindly group of venerable heroes. They always do the right thing, never take the easy way out. They're kind to animals and old people. They're especially trained in obeying the laws concerning graft, bribery, theft, burglary, piracy, murder, torture, vandalism, and smuggling.
Of course I'm very new, so its just a rumor.The Undertaker (alias of Righty_)2014-06-18T01:36:22Z