Pshaa ! In my time factoids were much more factual and grandiose !
For exemple : Schism is in fact the iconologic embodiment of the Collective Webzeitgeist Beast, stirring in its sleep, voicing incoherent thoughts emerging from its ghastly nighthmare-laden slumber, waiting for the time when the Stars are right to awaken and cleanse the Net of those puny human souls which haunt It now.
He ! I'm still winning since yesterday.
You intarweb halfling-loving whippersnappers have finally been brought to reason !
Sweet gnomish victory, I love your spell !
I HAVE FINALLY WON THE THREAD, WITH MY MASTERFUL STRATEGY OF WAITING IN AMBUSH READY TO POUNCE ON THE PRIZE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE !
TAKE THAT, CARL WINTERSOD !