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While Alu-Vien Darkstar is standing in front of me with a smile on his smug face, so full of his numerous immunities and magical resistances, I poke him in the right eye with a dirty finger. He dies screaming in a high-pitched voice from cultural and septic shock while I laugh myself to tears. It's good to be evil.
I am in a maze of twisting passages, all alike. The next poster loves to dance.
Games of Thrones Dark-clad Reprobate.
Banned for misunderstanding gnomish canonical beauty.
[*takes the apple and eats it while savoring Ensirio's misfortune*] "Heheheheh..."
Pshaa ! In my time factoids were much more factual and grandiose ! For exemple : Schism is in fact the iconologic embodiment of the Collective Webzeitgeist Beast, stirring in its sleep, voicing incoherent thoughts emerging from its ghastly nighthmare-laden slumber, waiting for the time when the Stars are right to awaken and cleanse the Net of those puny human souls which haunt It now.
I am the actual Quiche Lisp ! but an unnamed individual cast a spell on me which made me forget all my passwords ! I have some suspicions on some individuals which I dutifully noted in my Black Book of Retribution ! My revenge will be terrible ! And I am such a winner...
He ! I'm still winning since yesterday. You intarweb halfling-loving whippersnappers have finally been brought to reason ! Sweet gnomish victory, I love your spell ! I HAVE FINALLY WON THE THREAD, WITH MY MASTERFUL STRATEGY OF WAITING IN AMBUSH READY TO POUNCE ON THE PRIZE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE ! TAKE THAT, CARL WINTERSOD !
Laid-about Hysteric
I cancel The Fiend Fantastic membership in the Well Trimmed Mustachied Fiends & Ghouls Club. He dies of shame.
*puts the Matt to the torch* *watches it burn and scream with a quiet delight*
Krevon is an empty suit stapled on a slice of human face.
I proffer a mirror to IHIYC. He looks at the unholiness that is his face and he dies of shock. Then I steal his hat and make my way to Jägerlander to sell them a nize hat !
Little pixies, the finer in size, the better. I love to rip their liddle cuty wings ! Mwahahahaha ! The next poster likes scorpions.
Lobbed Nuts
You should have burned out long ago to thin ashes, BSM ! So, you're banned for your unnaturally long unnatural existence. Plus I suspect you're a Burning Straw Halfling ! [*shudders*].
I win. In Gnomonia pyjama-clad killers are outlawed ! |
