Hey, the dots are back.
EDIT: There is no clone here. You saw nothing.
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I was hiding.
Guess I gotta do my shout outs now..
OK, OK, alright!
Kids...if you REALLY want to piss off your parents
*Wait, we can say piss?*
Kids...if you want to piss off your parents
Mac's Obsession with Green Lantern but it only slightly bypasses the awesome of Paris. Your ego needs a kick anyway. :p ... Damn. One day, that crown shall be mine!
Maybe if I post under an alias I'll actually be able to write properly. EDIT: What a time to get a TOTP. No, I won't strip for you. Not until I find out why my last two posts are in weird nonsense baby accent, or whatever that was. EDIT: Uh, help?
Ah, but I also know what wink wink nudge nudge means, and quite frankly I'm insulted. Why would you even say something like that?
Why would you just announce that? It's not like some idiot's going to come along right after that talking about zebras! Uh... whoops. *Draws knives*
You let me in after I let you take my virginity remember? You said, and I quote, "You let me in, and I'll let you in."Like you're one to talk. Anyway, usually we'd be glad to bring you on, but we've got a sudden upswing in membership lately. So long, don't let the door hit you on the way out.Uhm.... cow rectal virginity doesn't count as something taken... sorry. Yeah, and you've certainly been learning since then, haven't you. I'm sorry, but you can't pay guild dues with venereal diseases.
Uhm.... cow rectal virginity doesn't count as something taken... sorry. Like you're one to talk. Anyway, usually we'd be glad to bring you on, but we've got a sudden upswing in membership lately. So long, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
I don't know why we even keep her around anymore.
How are we ever going to get more gold if we don't mine! Steal it from the people who do?
*Sticks his head in from around the edge of the window. How you didn't notice him earlier, you may never know.* He's right, you know. You haven't seen the kinds of things they do to a man around here. The things I have seen tonight shall live on forever in my darkest nightmares.
Why you %$#^$%^$)! When I get out of here I'm going to wring your scrawny neck! "Ah, but you would of done that anyway."
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!"You have no one to blame for this but yourself, old chum! You should of ran away while you had the chance!" "Ah, but there is nothing of yours that I could not take, Jack. Really, as long as the women don't notice me, I'll be just fine and dandy."
HELP!!! The hags got me!!! "You have no one to blame for this but yourself, old chum! You should of ran away while you had the chance!"
Stolen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on boss, save a few exclamation marks for the rest of us, will ya?
Bow, I's 'bout to make you eat them wurds... ahn bah wurds Ah means mah <censored>. You sure is purdy. Ah, here it is. *Puts on mask* Well, uh, you know how this situation's like prison, right? I'M GETTING THE HELL AWAY FROM IT!" *Runs away and promptly defenestrates himself*
*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*But But I wanted that@! What do you expect, you ate all the thieves! You can't run a guild without any members, after all.
Dear Jack, Do you miss me? Tell me, truly, I implore.
This entire thread deserves to be stolen. I'd love to, but we just don't have the manpower, cap'n. Get a few more thieves, rogues or general ruffians down here, then maybe it could be done.
The Crimson Crime thieves are clever and deadly, excelling at escaping and thieving. However, they haven't been seen for ages, ever since the Jacks wiped them off the globe in vengeance for the attack on one of their members. Thieves are not invulnerable. Hey! We've been hiding We're thieves. It's part of the job description.
Gah, where's my dot! Hey, don't look at me that way! I found this dot! It, uh, fell of the back of a truck! Yeah, that better work.
Didn't you hear? It runs on pure elemental Jack. It's as strong as all of you combined. You're going to need help, and soon prior commitments will mean I won't be here to take it's head. Besides, it works for a dracolich. For now, prepare for the upcoming battle.
*Before leaping at it, realizes how far it's getting and stops* Aw, now how am I going to get the Czar's head?
That works too. *Jumps out window onto Czar, knives-first*
Well, at this rate we'll be fine because he's burnt the thread down! I'll try to lead him back to the Guildhouse! Cover me! *Leaps off of Czar's back, trying to lead him back to Crimson Crime while dodging its blows*
Die or Kill, which do you want me to do? I can't do both, you know! *Continues sawing through neck*
I'M ON YOUR BACK, STABBING YOUR NECK! BESIDES, DO YOU EVEN NEED THIS HEAD?
I said,
*Jumps from atop the door, knives going for the neck* I'm prepared this time, tin can! These are god-killin' knives, they should be more than enough to cut off your head!
Sure, as long as you stay away from any bedrooms and stay in the living room where we can keep an eye on you. If you decide to go "sightseeing" I'll let Jackin' Ape and Plantjack have their fun with you. Understood? Hey, I just want to finish cutting its head off, alright? I'll just stand here stealing the hats from people who walk in until then, alright?
*Comes in, climbs onto wall above door* Right, the czar should be here soon, so I'll just stay up here and wait for him, alright?
Well, I'll go as far as the Jacks, but you'll have to find the hoard on your own. It's on no known thread.
I'm guessing he lives in some mountain nearby. I'll just wait outside the Jack'c clubhouse for the Czar to show up, take its head, it's all good. *Takes out set of extremely enchanted daggers.*
See?!? Every time it gets stolen, this happens! Watch, all our gold has been transmuted to lead. So, you loot the dracolich's hoard, and I tangle with the Tin Czar?
The aforementioned dracolich, and did you have to keep the Cleaver in the guild vault? I could of told you this would happen.
*Walks in, obviously on fire* So, anyone want to dismantle a suit of armor animated by the magic released by the 2000th Jack post, while simultaneously looting a dracolich's hoard?
Ahhhh! It burns! Keep your head, then, I'm going. *Storms off*
Oh, sure, kneel before Zod! Just gives me better leverage to pry your head off! *Begins cutting around neck to do just that*
*Leaps onto back of Czar, stabbing at the neck with an adamantine dirk* You've made one mistake! You've let someone consider you walking loot, and I won't stop until I've sold every scrap of you!
So, either let my nemesi that I steal from die, or take a abulatory bit of loot. You win. I keep it when it's dead.
Wait, what's an "is golem"? Something I should know? Of course, I'll gladly take care of your golem-killing needs. For a price, of course.
He is the fellow we pay the guild dues to. Or well, should be paying them. Wait, I thought you were the guildmaster? What happened to the dues I was paying you? Anyway, I agree with the Gray Mouser. Can't collect his dues with a knife in his back, I bet.
walks around in a small circle making clicking and whirring sounds ~ Hey, boss, it looks like you're not looking very good. Wait, if he's crazy, then the position of guild leader passes to me until he's sane! Woohoo!
Oh, we got a crazed gunman shooting up the place again? Just let the frog go already! It's too early for gunfights.
*Gently glides to ground holding umbrella* Well, I'm back. The Jacks launched me from their volleyball net. So, here's your axe and I'vebrokenmylegs *Collapses on ground*
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