The Gay Agenda's page

Once again, Wiggz, you are so on point it's scary.

With your Kolchak-level investigative reporting, you have discovered and outed our agenda.

Curses!

We had hoped that we could insidiously inject your RPG games with optional social liberalism and inclusivity; options that you could easily opt out of in your own games before you noticed it, but you found us out! The next step to offering inclusive options was totally going to be physically enforcing it at your game table, but we would never get away with that now!

We're deeply sorry that making the game a space where everyone feels welcome and can tell whatever stories they want to has singled you out and made you feel victimized, because you certainly have never personally been catered to in every form of media for the last forever, and now that other kinds of people are being catered to, the world that you know is under attack by our agenda!

Next time, Gadget! Next time!!

Waiting for the day when some clown comes by to "check if we have enough diversity (gender/sexuality/etc) represented" at our table. We hope he/she is ready for gales of laughter.

You've found us out. Now that we're able to have conversations about LGBT characters in our games out in the open, we're going to start enforcing everyone else's compliance. The world is a slippery slope indeed!

We hope to roll out the table policing within the week, so be prepared to hear Scissors Sisters blaring down your street followed by a fabulous knock at your door within 3-5 business days.