Please disregard DankeSean's last post. We have determined that his account has been hacked by drow malcontents intent on spreading misinformation. All elves are pure and good with nary a naughty thought in our head, unlike those dark-dwelling deviants.
In an unrelated note, we have also sent Care and Mental Health agents to DankeSean's last known location to ensure that he is healthy and happy. Please ignore any pleas for help from his accounts as they have been compromised by drow hackers.
- The Elvish Inquisition