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No thanks. I don't believe in murder.I'll come over and deal wit de problem for yous.Just go over there and ask if they want you to join, that'll shut 'em up. ;) Who said anything about murder? I'll just convince them to quite down so yous can relax.
Just go over there and ask if they want you to join, that'll shut 'em up. ;) I'll come over and deal wit de problem for yous.
Hello Dill.Hiya Toots! Names Dill, ya' come 'ere often?If they are so friggin tough, how come they are too tough to stup us from killing you?Yes, but they're afraid of The Brotherhood of Too Friggin Tough to Stop Them From Killing You.... and we got to be real good friends with them at our last mixer. :PSo does the League of Super Stealthy Kill You Before You Know It Assassins.Don't you have a cathouse to hang out in or something?I used to be one... but then I grew up...sorta.I used to date them. ;PGood luck. Teenagers are the worst. I know, I used to teach them. Backstabs Dill and uses Death Touch while he is distracted.
Yes, but they're afraid of The Brotherhood of Too Friggin Tough to Stop Them From Killing You.... and we got to be real good friends with them at our last mixer. :PSo does the League of Super Stealthy Kill You Before You Know It Assassins.Don't you have a cathouse to hang out in or something?I used to be one... but then I grew up...sorta.I used to date them. ;PGood luck. Teenagers are the worst. I know, I used to teach them. If they are so friggin tough, how come they are too tough to stop us from killing you?
He's right.
i thought we had already establish i was a wraith....ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...Death Touch Sucks to be you. My death touch kills wraiths. I'm just that awesome.
ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong... Death Touch Sucks to be you.
Sees all the young people running around I see this place has potential. Lots of new apprenteces to choose from. looks at Kiba You seem eager to learn the ways of the dark side. Come with me child. I will teach you the ways of the darkness.
Sees all the young people running around I see this place has potential. Lots of new apprenteces to choose from.
Sees all the young people running around I see this place has potential. Lots of new apprenteces to choose from.
Whatever he's paying you, I'd say your worth it.Yawn. You Harkonnen's are so predictable that a War of Assassins is almost boring. Before you can remove my sponsors pancreas, I will have had my way with you, cut out all your vital organs, and transplanted them in more deserving people. It was the reason I took levels in a prestige class. :)
Yawn. You Harkonnen's are so predictable that a War of Assassins is almost boring. Before you can remove my sponsors pancreas, I will have had my way with you, cut out all your vital organs, and transplanted them in more deserving people.
Ah shadup, Everyone knows you are really a pit fiend in disguise.
Sneaks up on Little Timmy and shoves him down the well, then throws Lassie's body on top of him.
What's that Lassie? Little Timmy fell down the well on old man Johnson's farm and fractured his tibia? No? Well I had better go push him then.
Ya Ya...enjoy it...it will be a short lived victory!Haha, you got ninja'dBut what do we win?I think we need short trm goal to keep us motivate. How about first one to pag 200 wins.That is a wonderful idea, we have become a bit ...unmotivated...since reaching our 7500 posts. Nope, I wil always win, Spoiler: because I have boobies.
But what do we win?I think we need short trm goal to keep us motivate. How about first one to pag 200 wins.That is a wonderful idea, we have become a bit ...unmotivated...since reaching our 7500 posts. Haha, you got ninja'd
Pun intended?Srsly? You have to ask? What do you expect from an angel?
but it seemed to me.
Got some time to kill.
We've been demoted to play by post.
later.
Yeah, where is everyone?
When I get out of this accursed gem, I'm totally going to - Epic Meepo failed to account for one thing though. It turns out that you don't need a soul to have a fun and productive life. Souls, it appears, are overrated.
I apologize for the defamation of character. Still, do you have evidence that you rescued Seoni? For all we know, this was all a mad plot!I resent the implication that I'm a killer for hire. I kill for pleasure, the money is just an added perk. Dont let the red skin and small horns fool you. Inside I'm a very good girl, as Seoni can attest to. As a Slayer of Domiel, I could be no less.You have a point. So far we only have the word of a heinous criminal mastermind (Epic Meepo) and a nefarious killer-for-hire (the Assassin) on this. I'd hate to think I'd been running all over the place hunting for a damsel-in-distress when she was actually hiding in an extradimensional space the whole time, out with the flu or something . . . . Just wait for next month's issue of Sorceresses Gone Wild. It will have all the proof you need.
You have a point. So far we only have the word of a heinous criminal mastermind (Epic Meepo) and a nefarious killer-for-hire (the Assassin) on this. I'd hate to think I'd been running all over the place hunting for a damsel-in-distress when she was actually hiding in an extradimensional space the whole time, out with the flu or something . . . . I resent the implication that I'm a killer for hire. I kill for pleasure, the money is just an added perk. Dont let the red skin and small horns fool you. Inside I'm a very good girl, as Seoni can attest to. As a Slayer of Domiel, I could be no less.
To all concerned, Epic Meepo and his threat has been dealt with. Seoni says to tell you that she will return to work just as soon as she has rewarded me properly for my efforts. Unfortunately this may take several days, after which we will be too exhusted to move from whatever horizontal surface we happen to be on. Thank you for your understanding during this period Sincerly, Poetry.
"I can take care of the goober if you like," Poetry says.
"You dropped something a few days ago," Poetry says handing Rio the box with the Pokeballs. "I've been trying to find you to give them back."
Poetry walks over and picks the box up. "Hey Rico, you dropped something," she says as she opens it. "What am I supposed to do with this?"
Poetry lifts the blade from the box and admires it's beauty. Reading the note, she wipes a tear from her eye. "I will call it Warforged," she says.
Seeing that Ash is distracted by JH, Poetry slips in behind her and stabs her with the rapier. Then she reaches in and uses her death touch attack on the eyrine.
"I have a score to settle too," Poetry says to Ash, her rapier flashing. She slashes at the devil, slashing a bloody gash across her abdomen.
Poetry groans and stirs as Allura's healing spell takes affect. "Did anyone get the liscence plate of the tarrasque that ran me over?" she asks.
Seeing the robots approaching AoV, Poetry runs and begins scaling the creatures back. She snags Allura's ransuer as she runs past. "Just borrowing," she shouts. Scaling the robot, she finds an open joint. "This is going to hurt," she mumbles as she shoves the ranseur into the joint. Lightning arcs out across the exposed metal skin. Massive tremors rock the robot as sonic vibration rattles it's insides. Poetry falls from the machine and lands on the ground stunned.
Poetry fades into a cloud of darkness. Before anyone realizes what is going on, she is standing behind the Bookkeeper. "Time for you to die for good," she says. Grabbing the woman by the arm, she triggers her death touch attack.
"Enough talk, let's fight," Poetry mutters.
"Ditto," Poetry adds.
Poetry walks over and picks the box up. "Hey Rico, you dropped something," she says as she opens it.
"He was attacked by some shadow creatures created by a being called the Mask," Poetry says. "The rest of us tried to save him, but he used his power and shunted us aside, into a dimensional rift. It was almost as if he wanted to be killed."
"KC is dead Rico," Poetry says. "I saw him get killed with my own eyes."
"Just point me in the right direction," Poetry says. "I'll handle the situation."
"Warforged Jack, do you think you could make me a weapon that would be useful against undead," Poetry asks. "Something light and elegant if you would please."
Poetry slashes at the eyrine with her rapier Then, using WFJ's attack as a distraction hits Ash with her death touch as well. However, the eyrine disappears before se connect with her most potent attack. A satisfying stain of blood on the rapier's blade makes her smile, as all was not in vain.
So I was bored and actually stated up Poetry. What do you guys think?
"The only Belsemeth that I have heard of is a patron of my art," Poetry adds.A poet? "Sure, lets go with that."
"The only Belsemeth that I have heard of is a patron of my art," Poetry adds.
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