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who has a ruthless mind and a love of killing?

out of character


Tybalt Baneko wrote:

Can't this just have a happy ending?

Have you no mercy? T-T

No Mercy! MORE BLOODSHED!


Melody Waverider wrote:
Death_Keeper wrote:

Midori, can you repost?

And Mel, I want to see your "revenge"

what do you mean "revenge"?

if you mean against the assassin then you will just have to wait because it might never occur since it will cause some problems with a certain Champion. but then again it might occur.

If you are referring to Kai, Mel has no "revenge" plans at all...

Was referring to me.

and you're bringing in a champion to deal with little old me? LOL!

And Mr. "I'll Help" will be just this side of worthless against me...


Arthur Barren wrote:
MisterLurch wrote:
Arthur Barren wrote:

actually there would be a few potentially significant different

point the first: a fireball does not create a significant difference air pressure

point the second: encoumberance/carrying capacitry.

-.- Apparently you did not read the spoiler.

i did you went on about saves (which should not change IMO) and SR(which should probably not apply)

Neither of my points were hit uppon

Saves would change. Just saying.... getting hit in the gut with a big metal chunk makes it a hellofalot harder to dodge


Or.... we could for 10 minutes imagine in 60+years what will happen to this game without our beloved DM ....

sorry to everyone whose day I ruined


Capt Wombat wrote:

Gets Reincarnated as a pink fluffy wabbit

"Noooooo!,,"

:)

Plane shifts away from black holes and returns to agartha to poke the pink wabbit with a stick


Capt Wombat wrote:

looks at the Assassin across the prison lunch table' and in his best green mile voice says

"The ways I hears it Mr assassin, you is now Boss Jiminiy's beeeeuuuutttch,,,
You dont do nothing,unless he says so, he says "jump" you says "how high Mr Jiminy sir, So you no nothing, no punch no nothing, ya hear, cus you nothing like the rest of use in here"

:)

......[glares gets up and walks out]

[slits dwarf's throat as he makes snarky remark]

"oops..." Is pulled out of Agartha and placed between 2 black holes....

Not so much "I cant" as "I cant without facing the concequinces...


Tyrrin Denulia wrote:
The Assasin wrote:
Tyrrin Denulia wrote:

Tyrrin doesn't need mythic to be broken! :D

I wonder if anyone has figured out why yet...

And of course... doesn't work against Immune to Mind-Effecting :(

Or... You go...

-NINJA THROAT PUNCH!

in the middle of her casting

That would prove quite effective, yes. Look at her physical scores after all ;D

Well with 13d6 sneak attack and 2d6 fist damage... X 1.5 for targeting the throat average damage is 78.75 points...

I nearly killed you with my ninja throat punch!


Tyrrin Denulia wrote:

Tyrrin doesn't need mythic to be broken! :D

I wonder if anyone has figured out why yet...

And of course... doesn't work against Immune to Mind-Effecting :(

Or... You go...

-NINJA THROAT PUNCH!

in the middle of her casting


Jivana wrote:
Tybalt Baneko wrote:
You can put a positive spin on anything, can't you? :P

Yeppers!

I'm /quite/ the optimist!

Eat babies and the holocaust


Melody Waverider wrote:
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future wrote:
Melody Waverider wrote:

Mel looks happy to hear that he knows about him as well as possibly a way to find him.

Well, If there is time later today, I would very much like to know how you are able to track and find him. if it isn't too much trouble

eventually, I am sure Mel, along with Jiminy will make to the shuttle area.

"I guess that depends on why you want to find him. He's not exactly a nice guy. If it's for a good reason I can let him know you want to talk to him."

Well to be honest the reasons are rather personal, If you don't mind we can discuss this later just us two. lets just say I have score to settle

her tone indicates Melody is not very fond of him and most likely has some sort revenge on her mind.

Jiminy you missed this?


Edward Sobel wrote:

ok not quite sure who this speaks to but I thought of several...

behold the power

I eat cute for breakfast


Mithros Phoebus wrote:

That should have ended her quickly...

Next time I'll use the particle beams...

Good job sonny, planning for the next murder


Mithros Phoebus wrote:

She, was nice.

IT wasn't.

Whatever. I did what I needed to do.

Hyperbole for the win, there creepy guy.

Because dying from the agony of hundreds of bullets is merciful... a missile or even a simple palm slap from your mech could have accomplished the job quicker and cleaner...

In other news can I use the extreme gravity of the demiplane to give Treisdan glasses?


Mithros Phoebus wrote:

Yeah thanks buddy...

You didn't hear what it said...

Because NOBODY makes threats to throw captors and enemies off-guard... People Always tell the truth at ALL times


Mithros Phoebus wrote:
The Assasin wrote:
Mithros Phoebus wrote:
Hey! I used the smallest mech guns I had...

Hey, Murder is okay.. its not like she accidently crashed on your planet and then tried to get away from the crazed magic users that were trying to contain her for noone knows what reason...

then was repeatedly shot because she didnt allow herself to be contained....

;)

Yeah...not even close to what happened, but thanks for the attempted mind f**k, buddy...

:D

I just want to help you not beat yourself up for not possibly killing a woman who was completely innocent..

Remember... Innocent people never run from heavily armed Gundams, and walls of fire.


Mithros Phoebus wrote:
Hey! I used the smallest mech guns I had...

Hey, Murder is okay.. its not like she accidently crashed on your planet and then tried to get away from the crazed magic users that were trying to contain her for noone knows what reason...

then was repeatedly shot because she didnt allow herself to be contained....

;)


Carl "Ironfist" Promethium wrote:

Carl it is then, you have a grumpy Dwarf as a room make, short temper a smoker and drinker.

So you get can to find one half of your room a Dwarf Cave, how dos that sound.

Haha smoker.....


Ardiente wrote:
Raelle del Sol wrote:
Raelle also shifts to her bird form and takes off from the platform, assuming that Ardiente would follow.
Back at the school, Ardiente sighs and slumps slightly, breathing out and then taking a long deep breath. "Okay, that was really creepy."

I can't wait for him to hear about kitty......


Lord Foul II wrote:

not really, renkai and the assassin would have that dubious "honor"

and not all of my characters would jump to that, grim for instance.

The assassin only killed 3 people, and it was to protect someone.....

This brings to mind a scene from hoodwinked...

"being creepy is not a crime, we can't arrest someone for being creepy..."

"uhhhhh..."


Renkai Urmas wrote:
Melody Waverider wrote:

Ok I had several different ways to say what I wanted to say about Mel and Kai.

was looking for a way to use this song... just no other way just yet.

I guess music is the best way

but even that isn't fully applicable becuase it will require a mutal desire...and I don't know where Kai's heart really lies right now.

I guess hearing about a homicidal maniac (that you're dating) is pretty shocking....

Though nobody can say I've been ignoring you

I haven't been ignoring you either


Jivana wrote:
The ASSASIN, Like, learn to spleel gud, okay!? wrote:

How does one go about killing life?

this sunshine and flowers is preventing hiding in shadows and conveniently placed bushes and trees...

You are a meanie and selfish! Did you not get enough hugging and kissing as a baby?

Are you a daddy or mommy yet?

Go do that, then I'll tell you!

Tee hee!

THE ASSASSIN, correct spelling was taken.... did you just now notice the spelling mistake?

I was a father once.... then I ate the child...

.....I was a mother once as well....


Jivana wrote:
Tybalt Baneko wrote:

Couple of things.

1) Dami. Just so I'm sure and I know you know, you are narrating about a happening on the Firebird Sun, correct?
2) A couple language things.
(A) what do Fay speak?
(B)what's the closest earth language to Elven?

OMG, Fur face so cute when he meows at me!!!!

Who's the most precious kitty foo foo? Stuffy Damiani cranky wraps can't answer you right now, but that's ok! I'm here to hug you, skritch that chin and pull your tail instead, gently, of course!

Uhhhh... Wait, oh, questions.

1) Noppers! Some where else far and away! I think. I don't read dead thing, or semi dead thing's minds.

2a) Did you mean, Fey? That's Sylvian! It's like rustling trees, unicorn snorts and huffs, plus singing while sipping tulips after a spring rainfall mixed with sunshine !Pure awesome!

2b) Oohhh!!! I know this one- Elven! That JR arrrrrr fellow designed it and its as real as Klingon! So creative these humans.

How does one go about killing life?

this sunshine and flowers is preventing hiding in shadows and conveniently placed bushes and trees...


Lord Foul II wrote:
The Assasin wrote:
The Holy Avenger has a price too....
in 2e so did the invulnerable coat of armd and flying castles.

which are used as points of reference used by the GM to determine rewards for tasks and or quests.... not actually something to be bought


The Holy Avenger has a price too....


Lord Foul II wrote:
icehawk333 wrote:

his lasts only for the first hit, and requires a swift actio.

vampres can only apply that drain once a round.

no it lasts for 6 rounds (eg one round per d6 of energy channled, and expends one use of chanel energy) whether or not I hit every hit

void scythe wrote:

The wielder can channel negative energy directly into the scythe to charge it with life-destroying energy for 1 round per die of channeling. For example, channeling negative energy for 5d6 points of damage fuels the scythe for 5 rounds. While so charged, the void scythe bestows one negative level with each hit. One day after being struck, subjects must succeed at a DC 16 Fortitude save for each negative level or the negative levels become permanent.

Black energy utterly consumes any creature that is slain by the void scythe, leaving no body behind but leaving the creature's equipment unharmed. A victim of the void scythe can be restored only by true resurrection or carefully worded miracle or wish.

just to be clear this isn't an argument, right?

okay, so its a legendary weapon.... my point remains valid...


icehawk333 wrote:

his lasts only for the first hit, and requires a swift actio.

vampres can only apply that drain once a round.

oh okay, that makes it much less overpowered... I thought it lasted for a certain amount of time

scythes are not double weapons. they are two handed yes, but with a spike at one end its a double weapon.


Grim Jr. wrote:
that would mean you would have to enchant the object twice at a 95,318 gp per enchantment... an enchantment that so far as I know is only for scythes.

its a channel energy Enchantment?

and we dont use Gp here... we use... Hmmm.... I'm not sure... but I do know it only counts as 1 weapon no matter how many sides it has


Grim Jr. wrote:
how do you get 6 attacks, even at BaB as fighter I get 3?

Quarterstaff.... 1d6/1d6 weapon

two weapon fighting


icehawk333 wrote:
vampires do the same thing with thier nat weapons.

in the same train of thought...

I am a vampire...

*everyone else prepares for combat*


Lord Foul II wrote:
Renkai Urmas wrote:
Grim Jr. wrote:
ok checked it, you have a negative level but with that save it goes away when you go to sleep.
thats not even right....
how so?

{NOTE: THIS IS DISCUSSION NOT ARGUMENT}

I have a stick, nobody is scared of a stick...

You arent watching me... I get six attacks

you go from level 16 to level ten with no save because I get to channel as a swift action and you are flat footed...


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Tybalt Baneko wrote:
So it was you? Why would you attack kitty?

she inturrupted my hobby of butchering helpless animals...

...and not so helpless animals...

what does it matter to you?


Ardiente wrote:
The Assasin wrote:
Ardiente wrote:
The Assasin wrote:
Grim Jr. wrote:
not known to grim
Known to ardiente, and his fiery friend
Sadly not at the school right now. Otherwise you would've been first in his thoughts. :)
Weren't you in the cafeteria?
Left with Raelle a little bit ago, right after the shrapnel hit the building.

Hah, and another crime I get away with Scott free


Ardiente wrote:
The Assasin wrote:
Grim Jr. wrote:
not known to grim
Known to ardiente, and his fiery friend
Sadly not at the school right now. Otherwise you would've been first in his thoughts. :)

Weren't you in the cafeteria?


Grim Jr. wrote:
not known to grim

Known to ardiente, and his fiery friend


There is a known face shifting assassin floating around somewhere


Jivana wrote:
Tyrrin Denulia wrote:

Icehawk... what have you done?

What have you unleashed onto our world?

The dark haired stoic types are the bestest.

Shmexy elf Princess número two!

:rains kisses and hugs:

You need to loosen up, sister! More /inquisition/ sexy times needed! Rawr! Go go go le passion!

:D :d :O :o :)

And babies. Nao. Go go.

Quite... odd... is this one


Tybalt Baneko wrote:
Or you could blast an extremely resilient virus straight onto everything in a billion mile radius. ;)

I say we use a surge of negative energy to kill it all at once


Melody Waverider wrote:

yeah Tami and Dom. I didn't really want to think about that after what Mel did to Tam, she feels awful about that.

Not sure yet on how she feels about staying with Vai as she hasn't thought about it yet. there are numerous conflicted things going on in her head.

definitely like the idea of a big dorm room I know Mel would feel safer that way. and we can keep an open bed for tam if she ever actually wants a night away from Dom. (yeah like that would happen)

A big dorm room..... More places for me to hide and watch you in secret.....


Arthur Barren wrote:
Melody Waverider wrote:
Arthur Barren wrote:
he looks at where the assassin was he then looks at her as she talks and when and when he looks back the man is gone "uh sure., I thought I saw... uh have you ever seen the assassin guy, or know what he looks like?,"
Mel looks to Arthur a bit confused yeah I do, he was in my room talking to me a few nights ago, but that isn't really important right now is it?
"uh please describe him, I think I may have seen him he winked as you were talking about him"

because of course we don't want to worry her


Arthur Barren wrote:
should I roll perception to see if I saw you the first time? 1d20+6+10+3+3+2+2

handwave the roll, you see me....

He winks at the word assassin when melody said it, as if he wanted you to see


Melody Waverider wrote:
Arthur Barren wrote:
"ah no we need to go there to fix the equipment, get it reconnected to the grid"

Oh, and its Jimmy you said? I wanted to see him anyway. he knows how to track that blasted assassin that's been bothering me

she grabs Arthur's hand lets get going. and she starts to drag him along toward the infirmary.

hey FCD its Haruhi and Kyon ...

speak of the devil

There is a black shadowy figure that moves across the room behind melody... then dissapears.... heading to the direction you all came from


can shadows teleport?
or does krays bring them along?


Ephebe wrote:
The Assasin wrote:

What did she mean by Champion?" The dark masked person inquires while retrieving his weaponry from the floor

"Nothing you need to be concerned about...I really hope Asch is not off-planet right now, but I have a bad feeling she timed it for that."

The assassin tries to scan the brainwaves of Ephebe to gain more information while asking "who is Asch and why would she want to avoid him?"


Damiani wrote:

Is "The Assasin" a Champion or able to pick up telepathic messages sent to others?

In no, consider this my delicate and kindly written correction that Professor Sunwake's telepathy about the situation might not have been sent public, per what I read, in a format requested earlier in our discussion.

Actually I was asking what Vai meant when she was talking about Time & specifically the "You aren't the only one who can flex their Championship, Time" part


Ephebe wrote:

To the other family members, although she's specifically talking to Aananda::Mom, we've got an evil Vai from an alternate timeline running around. You need to exclude Vai from all security clearances and keep our Vai in one place to not confuse things.::

To the other Champions, ::We have a situation. We've got an older, stronger alternate timeline version of the Champion of Light wandering around killing people...I could use an assist here. I'm not strong enough to take her out by myself. If you can't deal because she looks like someone you care about, stay the hell out of the way.::

What did she mean by Champion?" The dark masked person inquires while retrieving his weaponry from the floor


You saw it here first folks... I tried to ruin Vai's face with poisonous metal piercings... ...... thirty of them

and with that... goodnight


Vai Emkar wrote:

Shoulder-length platinum blonde hair tumbles out of the helmet around Ephebe's enemy's head. It's... Vai. Ephebe's sister (at least, in this timeline). Only older. So much older. Her face isn't smiling happily. It's twisted with long years of nursing hate and anger and fear. Those same blue eyes usually so full of life and hope... are cold and dead. They glare with hatred and pain and loss. "You aren't the only one who can flex their Championship, Time." she snarls, nabbing the helmet from the floor and vanishing in a burst of Light.

Well... that would explain why the security system didn't register her as an intruder when she first entered the school anyway.

Taking advantage of the removal of the helmet the assassin doesnt hesitate, a flurry of shurikin drive towards the vital area...

too bad she dissapears first:

1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 27
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 25
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 37
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 33
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 31

1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 33
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 24
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 24
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 23
1d20 + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 14 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 32

1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 25
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 26
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 16
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 33
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 32

1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 20
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 24
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 19
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 32
1d20 + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 34

1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 12
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 28
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 17
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 15
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 19

1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 21
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 23
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 29
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 23
1d20 + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 10 - 2 - 2 = 18


Tybalt Baneko wrote:
+39 just plain with no armour.

oh right FCD add +5 to my stealth roll from my cloak. and my bonus is without armor =)


ahhh poor villain, your in deeeeeeep s%!&