A small bird alights on Eadric's head and leans over his forehead to look into his eyes. Heeeeey brother, how you holdin up? I know you missed my smoooooooth notes... The gravelly, yet smooth deep voice coming from the tiny bird always causes a bit of mental dissonance. Yes, the bird does sound like barry white. He sings.
will: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 The little bird puffs up at the necromantic energy. That just ain't right. The little bird flies up and swoops down, flapping in the badguy's face, staring down at him. You should try being a lover, not a fighter baby, it just makes more sense... Standard action Full defense,+4 AC for dodge, Fly up and then down one square to get above him without provoking AOO.
Sweetsong flits back inside and alights upon Eadric's shoulder. Mmmmm.... baby, you got some big strong men comin in your back door.... awwww yeah, taken the waterway with a old boat... The starchild is talkin with the men in blue for now, didn't see no snakes on them... didn't get that intimate though...
Sweetsong hops up and down on Eadric's shoulder. mmm... yeah... doncha know... I caaaaan give you an eye in the skyyyyy baby... Leeeeeeead those baaad men away baby, should they walk this waay... You remember the preformace at the tavern, and figure, yeah, just about anyone would be distracted by that. Sweetsong can preform Fascinate as the bard of equal level to Cypher's sorc level and using Cypher's charisma.
Not that I'll be left completely out of the fun! Cypher's little bird flies away from them as they walk onto the ship with the First mate and Custom official and alights on Eadric's shoulder. It speaks in a ultra deep, low, melodic, almost like it's singing, voice. Mmmmmm.... Cypher gonna be keepin' dem buuuuusy for a bit baaaby. Best you all make with your grooooove and hurry it up... Awwww yeah... |