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11 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Sharoth wrote:
SomebodysHere wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
*Is anyone home?
NobodysHome.
If you are here then SomebodyIsHome.

I could be Here, but not Home.


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Sharoth wrote:
*Is anyone home?

NobodysHome.


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NobodysHome wrote:

..and don't forget the whole, "Hey, you've been working 60-80 hours a week for the last 15-16 weeks and we haven't had a chance to see you! Let's ALL try to socialize with you at once during your downtime!"

And holy carp is it insidious.
NobodysWife: "Can we do the Dickens Faire on the 16th?"
NobodysHome: "Sure!" (Sends out two "No" RSVPs to try to keep the weekend clear)
NobodysWife: "Oh! My friend just said she wants to host a holiday party that evening! We need to go to that!"
NobodysHome: (Winces at the thought of 12 hours solid of "social, festive" activity) "I guess that's OK..."

...and the invites just keep coming in. Relatives. Long-silent friends. Anyone and everyone who hasn't seen you in years wants to see you during that precious, precious two weeks of downtime where you were thinking you could finally relax and sit around doing nothing for at least a day or two.

Want to thank a teacher? Don't frigging invite them to anything during the holidays!

Hey, NH! I just wanted to invite you to a big party I'm having next week!! You better be there!!!


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*throws tomato at Vidmaster7*

*Attack roll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13*


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Who's there?


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
I definitely want one of these.

You want a Matt Danick sign? Wouldn't you prefer a baron arem heshvaun sign?


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*gets egged*


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Join me in my quest to stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy.


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State of confusion wrote:
Got lost at some point.

Did you try looking over there?


Drejk wrote:
Could somebody be so kind and kill me, preferably with cone of cold or polar ray, please? kthx!

I prepared Fireball and Scorching Ray today. Do those help?


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Limeylongears wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

So, random funny/dismal thought of the day:

"My son was sick, so I had to put him to sleep on the couch," and, "My cat was sick, so I had to put her to sleep on the couch" are two VERY different things in English.

On the bright side, Impus Minor did throw up at blacksmithing camp. I'm sure that won him some "hardcore" points...

What did he make at blacksmithing camp?

A mess.

Edit: A nekkid mess.