paizo.com Recent Posts by SomebodysHerepaizo.com Recent Posts by SomebodysHere2022-08-11T08:19:22Z2022-08-11T08:19:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5512?Deep-6-FaWtL#2755912023-01-25T09:48:12Z2023-01-25T09:48:12Z<p>I can say. I'll probably be wrong, but I can say.</p>I can say. I'll probably be wrong, but I can say.SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2023-01-25T09:48:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5492?Deep-6-FaWtL#2745892022-10-19T16:04:08Z2022-10-19T07:33:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Party wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Every election, I go through all the candidate statements, voting records, and even decision histories for justices, all so my family can make informed decisions when they vote.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, after one candidate statement, my entire summary was, "XXX is an a$$hat."</p>
<p>Sometimes, you just have to be honest. </blockquote>It all depends on if you prefer nut jobs or a#!$$++s. </blockquote><p>I only vote for nutholes and assjobs.Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Party wrote:NobodysHome wrote:Every election, I go through all the candidate statements, voting records, and even decision histories for justices, all so my family can make informed decisions when they vote.
Unfortunately, after one candidate statement, my entire summary was, "XXX is an a$$hat."
Sometimes, you just have to be honest.
It all depends on if you prefer nut jobs or a#!$$++s. I only vote for nutholes and assjobs.SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2022-10-19T07:33:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5483?Deep-6-FaWtL#2741212023-06-06T03:24:23Z2022-09-15T04:42:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ah, well, it was nice knowing Impus Major...</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•packs his things quickly to get Impus Major's room before Freehold•</span> </blockquote>Hey! Hey! That room is MINE! I've been tunneling under it for years! </blockquote><p>AHA!! A CONFESSION!!!
<p>Freehold's been tunneling under NH's house, causing the the foundation to settle unevenly, leading to all the other issues he's had to fix over the years. And probably, somehow, Impus Major's memory problems!</p>Freehold DM wrote:Drejk wrote:Ah, well, it was nice knowing Impus Major...
*packs his things quickly to get Impus Major's room before Freehold*
Hey! Hey! That room is MINE! I've been tunneling under it for years! AHA!! A CONFESSION!!! Freehold's been tunneling under NH's house, causing the the foundation to settle unevenly, leading to all the other issues he's had to fix over the years. And probably, somehow, Impus Major's memory problems!SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2022-09-15T04:42:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5438?Deep-6-FaWtL#2718882022-04-28T13:50:02Z2022-04-28T03:32:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Vanykrye'll like this one.</p>
<p>I was trying to describe my hardware requirements to GothBard. And I realized they're very simple:</p>
<p>"Can I drop it in a jar of jam?"</p>
<p>It's an <i>amazingly</i> good test: If you can drop it in the jam, rinse it off, let it dry, and still use it, then it's "good" hardware. </blockquote>Dude. Our clients don't need your help with those kinds of ideas. </blockquote><a href="https://youtu.be/R4oTsOE-iUQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Is this your average client?</a> </blockquote>I would really like to say no. </blockquote>I dunno...Are you sure your average clients would take that long to completely destroy the system? </blockquote>On average our clients would ask us about the specific effects of different flavors of jam. </blockquote><p>So I notice your documentation says not to smear jam on my tablet, but what about peach preserves? It isn't jam, it's preserves. That's okay, right?
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No? Okay, so what if, hypothetically speaking of course, I already lathered it with peach preserves in an effort to remove the peanut butter.
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What do you mean, "What peanut butter?"? The peanut butter I put on it so that my dog would lick it and clean the Cheeto dust off the screen. Duh.</p>Vanykrye wrote:gran rey de los mono wrote: Vanykrye wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Vanykrye wrote: NobodysHome wrote:Vanykrye'll like this one.
I was trying to describe my hardware requirements to GothBard. And I realized they're very simple:
"Can I drop it in a jar of jam?"
It's an amazingly good test: If you can drop it in the jam, rinse it off, let it dry, and still use it, then it's "good" hardware.
Dude. Our clients don't need your help with those kinds of ideas. Is this your average...SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2022-04-28T03:32:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5424?Deep-6-FaWtL#2711992022-03-25T06:04:56Z2022-03-25T06:04:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>Marvel Movie Timeline #26: Eternals</b>:</p>
<p>I've used the word "stupid" with great abundance in my reviews of the Marvel movies. For that, I apologize, as I am now at a loss for a word to describe the intellectual abyss I have just witnessed.</p>
<p>To all of the actors and actresses who performed in this scathingly excruciating ripping away of two hours of my life, my profound apologies. You did your utmost with the material you were presented.</p>
<p>And that's all the time I feel like wasting on this any more.</p>
<p>EDIT: <i>Howard the Duck</i> was better. </blockquote><p>But tell us how you <i>really</i> feelNobodysHome wrote:Marvel Movie Timeline #26: Eternals:
I've used the word "stupid" with great abundance in my reviews of the Marvel movies. For that, I apologize, as I am now at a loss for a word to describe the intellectual abyss I have just witnessed.
To all of the actors and actresses who performed in this scathingly excruciating ripping away of two hours of my life, my profound apologies. You did your utmost with the material you were presented.
And that's all the time I feel like...SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2022-03-25T06:04:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5402?Deep-6-FaWtL#2700612022-02-08T15:13:41Z2022-02-08T05:23:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lisamarlene wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I don't know whether I get credit any more...</p>
<p><b>NobodysHome</b>: Oh, the ONE thing I can't possibly do for the soup is to pull apart the chicken. So after work I'll make the roux and get it simmering, but around 5:30 when the dumplings are ready to go in I'll need a chicken de-boner.
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<b>GothBard</b>: Gotcha
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<b>NobodysHome</b>: And I have now successfully used "boner" in a non-NSFW context.
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<b>GothBard</b>: Congrats! LOL</p>
<p>EDIT: Ohhhh, noooo... </blockquote><p>So it's not just me. Chicken deboning is weird.
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Every time I've tried to spatchcock a bird, it ends up Hitchcocked. </blockquote><p>Oh, TWO-handed chickens give me no trouble at all.
<p>ONE-handed... not so easy...
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</blockquote><p>Why do <i>any</i> of your chickens have hands?NobodysHome wrote:lisamarlene wrote: NobodysHome wrote:I don't know whether I get credit any more...
NobodysHome: Oh, the ONE thing I can't possibly do for the soup is to pull apart the chicken. So after work I'll make the roux and get it simmering, but around 5:30 when the dumplings are ready to go in I'll need a chicken de-boner.
GothBard: Gotcha
NobodysHome: And I have now successfully used "boner" in a non-NSFW context.
GothBard: Congrats! LOL
EDIT: Ohhhh, noooo...
So it's not just me....SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2022-02-08T05:23:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5228?Deep-6-FaWtL#2613912021-03-18T22:32:21Z2021-03-18T22:32:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mark Hoover 330 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Another reason why I work where I do.</p>
<p>The boss had some calendars printed with pictures of various jobs for each month.</p>
<p>My birthday month has a picture of my favorite job from last year I did almost entirely by myself, the robot pergola job.</p>
<p>And then I also did the jobs for January, March, June, October, and December. </blockquote>This is why I appreciates you CY, it's your glowing humility and modesty. </blockquote><p>Oh, is that why you appreciates him, Squirrelly Mark?Mark Hoover 330 wrote:captain yesterday wrote:Another reason why I work where I do.
The boss had some calendars printed with pictures of various jobs for each month.
My birthday month has a picture of my favorite job from last year I did almost entirely by myself, the robot pergola job.
And then I also did the jobs for January, March, June, October, and December.
This is why I appreciates you CY, it's your glowing humility and modesty. Oh, is that why you appreciates him, Squirrelly Mark?SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2021-03-18T22:32:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5185?Deep-6-FaWtL#2592302021-01-28T19:43:06Z2021-01-28T17:36:55Z<p>I think its all been downhill since we crawled out of the primordial ooze.</p>I think its all been downhill since we crawled out of the primordial ooze.SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2021-01-28T17:36:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4696?Deep-6-FaWtL#2347882019-10-30T16:49:59Z2019-10-30T12:37:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">SomebodysHere wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> •Is anyone home? </blockquote>NobodysHome. </blockquote>If you are here then SomebodyIsHome. </blockquote><p>I could be Here, but not Home.Sharoth wrote:SomebodysHere wrote: Sharoth wrote: *Is anyone home?
NobodysHome. If you are here then SomebodyIsHome. I could be Here, but not Home.SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2019-10-30T12:37:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4696?Deep-6-FaWtL#2347792019-10-30T12:24:30Z2019-10-30T08:43:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> •Is anyone home? </blockquote><p>NobodysHome.Sharoth wrote:*Is anyone home?
NobodysHome.SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2019-10-30T08:43:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4264?Deep-6-FaWtL#2131792018-12-16T06:03:35Z2018-12-16T05:44:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ..and don't forget the whole, "Hey, you've been working 60-80 hours a week for the last 15-16 weeks and we haven't had a chance to see you! Let's ALL try to socialize with you at once during your downtime!"</p>
<p>And holy carp is it insidious.
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<b>NobodysWife</b>: "Can we do the Dickens Faire on the 16th?"
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<b>NobodysHome</b>: "Sure!" <span class=messageboard-ooc>(Sends out two "No" RSVPs to try to keep the weekend clear)</span>
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<b>NobodysWife</b>: "Oh! My friend just said she wants to host a holiday party that evening! We need to go to that!"
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<b>NobodysHome</b>: <span class=messageboard-ooc>(Winces at the thought of 12 hours solid of "social, festive" activity)</span> "I <i>guess</i> that's OK..."</p>
<p>...and the invites just keep coming in. Relatives. Long-silent friends. Anyone and everyone who hasn't seen you in <i>years</i> wants to see you during that precious, precious two weeks of downtime where you were thinking you could <i>finally</i> relax and sit around doing nothing for at least a day or two.</p>
<p>Want to thank a teacher? <i>Don't</i> frigging invite them to <i>anything</i> during the holidays!
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</blockquote><p>Hey, NH! I just wanted to invite you to a big party I'm having next week!! You better be there!!!NobodysHome wrote:..and don't forget the whole, "Hey, you've been working 60-80 hours a week for the last 15-16 weeks and we haven't had a chance to see you! Let's ALL try to socialize with you at once during your downtime!"
And holy carp is it insidious.
NobodysWife: "Can we do the Dickens Faire on the 16th?"
NobodysHome: "Sure!" (Sends out two "No" RSVPs to try to keep the weekend clear)
NobodysWife: "Oh! My friend just said she wants to host a holiday party that evening! We need to go to...SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2018-12-16T05:44:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3899?Deep-6-FaWtL#1949392018-06-13T18:50:49Z2018-06-13T05:10:22Z<p>•throws tomato at Vidmaster7•</p>
<p>•Attack roll: <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13</span>•</p>*throws tomato at Vidmaster7*
*Attack roll: [dice]1d20+4[/dice]*SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2018-06-13T05:10:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3590?Deep-6-FaWtL#1794592017-12-26T06:48:19Z2017-12-26T06:46:47Z<p>Who's there?</p>Who's there?SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2017-12-26T06:46:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3421?Deep-6-FaWtL#1710082017-10-19T10:58:53Z2017-10-19T04:45:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">baron arem heshvaun wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://i.redd.it/u6d1orm2kmsz.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> I definitely want one of these. </a> </blockquote><p>You want a Matt Danick sign? Wouldn't you prefer a baron arem heshvaun sign?baron arem heshvaun wrote: I definitely want one of these.
You want a Matt Danick sign? Wouldn't you prefer a baron arem heshvaun sign?SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2017-10-19T04:45:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3383?Deep-6-FaWtL#1691312017-09-28T11:21:23Z2017-09-28T07:41:27Z<p>•gets egged•</p>*gets egged*SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2017-09-28T07:41:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3352?Deep-6-FaWtL#1675592017-09-07T15:09:49Z2017-09-07T08:57:20Z<p>Join me in my quest to stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy.</p>Join me in my quest to stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy.SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2017-09-07T08:57:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3329?Deep-6-FaWtL#1664242017-08-20T17:53:19Z2017-08-19T09:35:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">State of confusion wrote:</div><blockquote> Got lost at some point. </blockquote><p>Did you try looking over there?State of confusion wrote:Got lost at some point.
Did you try looking over there?SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2017-08-19T09:35:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=293?The-Monkeys-Treefort#146462017-08-11T15:12:43Z2017-08-11T15:12:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> Could somebody be so kind and kill me, preferably with <i>cone of cold</i> or <i>polar ray</i>, please? kthx! </blockquote><p>I prepared Fireball and Scorching Ray today. Do those help?Drejk wrote:Could somebody be so kind and kill me, preferably with cone of cold or polar ray, please? kthx!
I prepared Fireball and Scorching Ray today. Do those help?SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2017-08-11T15:12:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLSomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3303?Deep-6-FaWtL#1651012017-07-25T16:48:20Z2017-07-25T08:07:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> So, random funny/dismal thought of the day:</p>
<p>"My son was sick, so I had to put him to sleep on the couch," and, "My cat was sick, so I had to put her to sleep on the couch" are two VERY different things in English.</p>
<p>On the bright side, Impus Minor did throw up at blacksmithing camp. I'm sure that won him some "hardcore" points...
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</blockquote>What did he make at blacksmithing camp? </blockquote><p>A mess.
<p>Edit: A nekkid mess.</p>Limeylongears wrote:NobodysHome wrote:So, random funny/dismal thought of the day:
"My son was sick, so I had to put him to sleep on the couch," and, "My cat was sick, so I had to put her to sleep on the couch" are two VERY different things in English.
On the bright side, Impus Minor did throw up at blacksmithing camp. I'm sure that won him some "hardcore" points...
What did he make at blacksmithing camp? A mess. Edit: A nekkid mess.SomebodysHere (alias of gran rey de los mono)2017-07-25T08:07:37Z