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Commandant Happy Hour wrote:
I'd humpen some German beer. :-)

I'm good at humpen.


I am a monogamous humper. Sorry, poodles.

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BWAHAHAHA! Who am I kidding? Pile on everyone!


The last otyugh we brought in here doused himself in kerosene and struck a match as soon as he saw the place.


Spotty Carpet wrote:
WHY AM I STILL ALIVE? CRUEL GODS OF IRONY!

Woah. I forgot there was a carpet under all those land mines! Meh. Time to add more to the pile.


I'm glad I videotaped this punting. I'm going to watch the video tomorrow while I hump the postman a leg.


Don't worry, CDP. I think MoMo's foot is still broken.


Also, is anyone else gonna hump that Safety Bear? It seems like a waste to pass up the opportunity.


Lady Pood Pood wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

Another Monday gone. Another Monday where I didn't get punted.

I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me.

MoMo hasn't punted me since I got sprayed by a skunk kobold last year. Or was that an Axe salesclerk that sprayed me? {eats another handful of CDP's drugs} I think MoMo's worried about the getting the stink off afterwards.

He still punts CDP, and CDP smells like the Crypt Keeper's taco farts.


Another Monday gone. Another Monday where I didn't get punted.

I'm starting to feel like maybe MoMo doesn't love me.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Now me! Now me!
Dang it. It's Tuesday now. Don't worry, Snarky. I'll remember to punt you next Monday.

Also... This did not occur.

MoMo needs a better day planner to remember his appointments.


You're alway remembered on hump day!!!


Now me! Now me!


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He came! The Greeat Landmine came! And we all slept through it!


With the bag over your head, you must have thought he was Wilford Brimley.

At least, that's the name you kept calling out.


Bombs away!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....
*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom.

Yep, CDP is good at reaching my bottom.


It's quiet. Too quiet.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

drops a landmine

Oops. Wrong number.

It's like when you don't have to pee, and you go poop, and somehow a little pee manages to come out anyway.

Only in reverse.


Could be both.


Maybe it's because he saw CDP's nose.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.
I have big plans in store for you.

Is CDP finally gonna get that nosejob he's been hankering for?


Hooray for Hump Day!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Whelp! It's Monday. No point other than to sit and wait for the brutality.
Ah! You've finally accepted your fate! *takes bat and knocks CDP 400 feet away* It's a home run!!!!

Wow. You were able to hit CDP from 400 feet away? What a large... bat... you have.


*draws a striking depiction of CaFMo's face on the paper bag covering CDP's face*

There. That's better.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
You're gonna be pretty poor then. I'm fairly certain my pelt ain't worth the landmine I just laid out.

It's all matted and greasy. I am only responsible for about 20% of that.


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Heh heh heh....I said hard.
I was hard once.....

That's what humpdays are for!


*humps Charlie Bell with extreme prejudice*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{ponders upon why the Poodle Lords are like the Graul family}

I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with incestuous necrophilia.

Yap!


Good idea. They need it.


*piddles*


Maybe it has attained sentience.


Do you mean the fact that the carpet is more urine-soaked than ever?


Oh yeah, splash me, baby.


Is anybody humping today?


Is it Humpday? Did I miss it?


I guess Sumo got his meds!


Actually, you do. It's still there from last week.


It's okay, HuMo. You're always top dog in my book.


Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

Oh yeah! Give it to me!

How's you?

Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.
You know what we do with monsters, don't you?
Yeah but it's kinda hard to hump them when they're punting you.

I beg to differ.


I'm waiting until Wednesday. It's birthday humpings, not puntings.


*replaces MoMo's knives with wet spaghetti*


You could punt him today, MoMo!


I practice a different kind of therapy...

*puts on some funky porn music*


He's a mess. He needs to sort out his issues.


*licks MoMo*


*breaks out the whips and chains*


I got you covered, CDP.

*"covers" CDP. And humps*


*punts himself*


Ooh. HuMo. Let's add some more spots to that carpet.


What's today?

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