Yes I just realized that the sword actually doesn't have speech ability. So yeah, unless the DM yells at me for it I am going to keep this shtick going and just assume since it isn't game breaking and only there for silliness and fun it should be ok.
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21
"Sir Henrique Goga Jaques Ponceiville De Fernando Von Fontleroy Le Puissant, The Magnificent Bastard, Defender Of The Realm, Protector Of Her Majesties Royal Pedicurist, Commander Supreme Of Her Majesties Royal 17th Infantry Battalion "The Screaming Flesh Wall", Victor Of Ten Thousand Battles, and looser of one due to a small mishap involving a small child and a giant mechanized golem, Worthy Companion Of The Mercenary Group "Companions Of Worth", Last Champion Of The Second Punitive War Of Irate Lawyers, Decorated With The Seventh Star Of Valor, The Platinum Dragon Of Heroism, Three Purple Knee Wounds, The Meritorious Double Cross, And Thirty-sixth Son of The Late Lord Connor Mcelroy Hernando De Fernando Von Fontleroy Le Puissant. greets you warmly. He wishes to know if this is the village where the secret to immortality is, as he would like to become immortal himself. Selfish I know, but he seems to think he could do a lot of good with immortality. I keep telling him immortality is not all it is cracked up to be, but who is going to listen to a talking sword about a infinite amount of time watching all you love wither and die around you, I mean the first thousand years is not bad but that is the point where even all your elven friends begin to disappear."
