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RPG Superstar 2012

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
People wonder why I stay mostly in the FAWLTy threads...

There are other threads that are OK...


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Celestial Healer wrote:
Also, the guests we had for dinner last night liked the leek and potato soup and the pasta primavera with white wine and butter sauce.

You ate your guests for dinner last night after feeding them!!!!! Cannibal!!! :D


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
lynora wrote:
Much as I hate the monthly walmart trip, it is nice to actually have groceries again. :)

I know that feeling! Having worked there, I try not to give them my money, but they are cheapest place to shop at in my neck of the woods so sometimes I just have to suck it up.

What's that Walmart? Your speaking to me? You want me to kill my friends? Yes Walmart. I will protect you. /southpark

lol. Yeah, they may be awful, but it's currently the only place we can afford. Hopefully in a couple months I can go back to shopping at a less overwhelming grocery store where I can make it through the store in less than two hours. :)

(Although I have taken to shopping with an ipod so I don't hear the hypnotic buy-more-stuff signals in the air there.) ;)

RPG Superstar 2012

The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
taig wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
People wonder why I stay mostly in the FAWLTy threads...
There are other threads that are OK...

Agreed, and the title of the thread is often a tip off, or at least until yo ge about 3 or 4 pages in and it starts to degenerate.

RPG Superstar 2012

Woodraven wrote:
Damn, I cant get a job to save my life.

I hope things change for you soon. Sorry to hear about your bad luck.


taig wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
A couple days in to this new diet, holy crap where did all this energy come from?

Surprisingly cutting out carbohydrates makes it so your body processes them the way their supposed to be processed. :)

If only I could stop with the "comfort food"...

Ugh. low-carb diet. *shudder* Some things are actually worse than being fat. :/

And I know what you mean about the comfort food...although the sudden lactose intolerance is doing a great job of weeding most of them out for me. I miss pizza. :(

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Also, the guests we had for dinner last night ...

How'd they taste?


lynora wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Why, thank you. I do like the beading even if (more like because) it looks girly....

I was supposed to be disturbed that you were stalking me wasn't I? Huh. ;)

No.

You're supposed to be more disturbed that I have permission to stalk you.

*evil grin*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Also, the guests we had for dinner last night liked the leek and potato soup and the pasta primavera with white wine and butter sauce.

Glad to hear that it turned out. :)

It sounds like a yummy dinner.


Justin Franklin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Also, the guests we had for dinner last night liked the leek and potato soup and the pasta primavera with white wine and butter sauce.
You ate your guests for dinner last night after feeding them!!!!! Cannibal!!! :D

What can I say? When I dine at the home of Celestial Healer, I make certain requests...

Dark Archive

taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?

Not really.

But the carpet matches the drapes.


taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?

Of course. ;)


taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?

Not really.

But the carpet matches the drapes.

EDIT: DAMIT!!! ninja'd!!!!!


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
lynora wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Why, thank you. I do like the beading even if (more like because) it looks girly....

I was supposed to be disturbed that you were stalking me wasn't I? Huh. ;)

No.

You're supposed to be more disturbed that I have permission to stalk you.

*evil grin*

Ah. Well, you know, when you're as popular as me you get used to stalkers. ;P

RPG Superstar 2012

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.

I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit...


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?

Not really.

But the carpet matches the drapes.

EDIT: DAMIT!!! ninja'd!!!!!

well, I managed to not spit orange juice on the computer, but damn that stuff stings when it comes out your nose. :)

Dark Archive

lynora wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
lynora wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Why, thank you. I do like the beading even if (more like because) it looks girly....

I was supposed to be disturbed that you were stalking me wasn't I? Huh. ;)

No.

You're supposed to be more disturbed that I have permission to stalk you.

*evil grin*

Ah. Well, you know, when you're as popular as me you get used to stalkers. ;P

And video cameras. And peeping toms (or peeping urizens in this case).

Dark Archive

lynora wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
lynora wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Why, thank you. I do like the beading even if (more like because) it looks girly....

I was supposed to be disturbed that you were stalking me wasn't I? Huh. ;)

No.

You're supposed to be more disturbed that I have permission to stalk you.

*evil grin*

Ah. Well, you know, when you're as popular as me you get used to stalkers. ;P

And video cameras. And peeping toms (or peeping urizens in this case).

Dark Archive

[channel 13 yo self]hehehehehe. "Stings when it comes out your nose..."[/channel 13 yo self]

RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Davi The Eccentric wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Good to see you're still alive! Hope things keep getting better.
+1!!! Get better!
+2

Belated +Avogadro's Number!


Mac Boyce wrote:

And video cameras. And peeping toms (or peeping urizens in this case).

I should have known. All the dirty/disturbing stuff in FAWTL seems to come back to Urizen eventually. ;)


taig wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.
I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit...

What's wrong with Jersey Shore?

Wanna smoosh?


Mac Boyce wrote:
[channel 13 yo self]hehehehehe. "Stings when it comes out your nose..."[/channel 13 yo self]

lol. :)

Dark Archive

lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

And video cameras. And peeping toms (or peeping urizens in this case).

I should have known. All the dirty/disturbing stuff in FAWTL seems to come back to Urizen eventually. ;)

It's the circle of life... or the circle of disturbed I guess.

RPG Superstar 2012

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
You are an incredibly sensitive individual who inspires joy joy feelings in those around you.
Fortune cookie?

I'm feeling a little insane right now -- following rules that make no sense.

** spoiler omitted **

Definitely in my top 5 bad movies I enjoy.

RPG Superstar 2012

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Well green jello is the best, I like to imagen Im eating Slimer from Ghostbusters in public.

Speaking of Urizen...

Dark Archive

So will Urizen reappear if we say his name three times??


Mac Boyce wrote:
So will Urizen reappear if we say his name three times??

Let's find out.

Urizen, Urizen, Urizen

Did it work?


lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
So will Urizen reappear if we say his name three times??

Let's find out.

Urizen, Urizen, Urizen

Did it work?

That's funny. My crotch itches....


Snooki wrote:
taig wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.
I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit...

What's wrong with Jersey Shore?

Wanna smoosh?

I auditioned and they didn't pick me. Probably cuz my step-brother is a lawyer.

Silver Crusade

Now I need to figure out how else to employ a Snooki alias...


Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:
Snooki wrote:
taig wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.
I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit...

What's wrong with Jersey Shore?

Wanna smoosh?

I auditioned and they didn't pick me. Probably cuz my step-brother is a lawyer.

Maybe it's because you're GARBAGE!

*takes a swig of cough syrup*

Sovereign Court

Snooki wrote:
Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:
Snooki wrote:
taig wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.
I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit...

What's wrong with Jersey Shore?

Wanna smoosh?

I auditioned and they didn't pick me. Probably cuz my step-brother is a lawyer.

Maybe it's because you're GARBAGE!

*takes a swig of cough syrup*

Oh yeah...

Well yer MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!


Ummmm....yeah....

So maybe when the Jersey Shore reenactment starts is a good time to go do my housework. ;)


taig wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Well green jello is the best, I like to imagen Im eating Slimer from Ghostbusters in public.
Speaking of Urizen...

0_o

EEEEEEeeeeew. Now thats just bad! Words! Twisted! *bangs head on counter*


lynora wrote:
taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?
Of course. ;)

Now this, I HAVE to see. joins the Lynora stalker group...not through facebook, however


Freehold DM wrote:
lynora wrote:
taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?
Of course. ;)
Now this, I HAVE to see. joins the Lynora stalker group...not through facebook, however

:)


The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
So will Urizen reappear if we say his name three times??

Let's find out.

Urizen, Urizen, Urizen

Did it work?

That's funny. My crotch itches....

Need a mirror!

Dark Archive

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
So will Urizen reappear if we say his name three times??

Let's find out.

Urizen, Urizen, Urizen

Did it work?

That's funny. My crotch itches....
Need a mirror!

......to look at my crotch?????

Creepy, leafy-spawn. Just creepy.

Scarab Sages

Crotch mirrors?

The Exchange

I was going to add something but not only was I ninja'd but yuck creeped out.


passes through the thread like an errant breeze

The Exchange

Some posters don't want to drop a subject do they?


Aberzombie wrote:
Crotch mirrors?

Just what the geek in you needs for Christmas!! Crotch Mirror!! It allows you to see beyond your gut and remind you that you still have a Crotch!! Crotch Mirror...made by the same company that brought you Booby Lift!! Booby Lift....when A-Cups just can't get you that promotion.

Scarab Sages

The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crotch mirrors?
Just what the geek in you needs for Christmas!! Crotch Mirror!! It allows you to see beyond your gut and remind you that you still have a Crotch!! Crotch Mirror...made by the same company that brought you Booby Lift!! Booby Lift....when A-Cups just can't get you that promotion.

Gee thanks! Now I have to clean remnants of half-chewed lunch off my monitor.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
So will Urizen reappear if we say his name three times??

Let's find out.

Urizen, Urizen, Urizen

Did it work?

That's funny. My crotch itches....
Need a mirror!

......to look at my crotch?????

Creepy, leafy-spawn. Just creepy.

*facepalm* I'm not doing well today am I?

I ment you have to stand infront of a mirror in order for it to work! >.<

Dark Archive

Aberzombie wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Crotch mirrors?
Just what the geek in you needs for Christmas!! Crotch Mirror!! It allows you to see beyond your gut and remind you that you still have a Crotch!! Crotch Mirror...made by the same company that brought you Booby Lift!! Booby Lift....when A-Cups just can't get you that promotion.
Gee thanks! Now I have to clean remnants of half-chewed lunch off my monitor.

That will teach you to not eat half-chewed brainssssss.

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