The Cult of Sebastiany Goodness


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Glory all in the majesty that is Sebastian. All hail the pony lord!

Sovereign Court

Losers.

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Oh yeah, that's original.

Sovereign Court

The One True Sebastian wrote:
Oh yeah, that's original.

Well, it is nice to reciprocate.


Callous Jack wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Oh yeah, that's original.
Well, it is nice to reciprocate.

I'll deal with this. Hands CJ a restraining order banning himfrom the thread


Callous Jack wrote:
Well, it is nice to reciprocate.
Sebastian's Law Ninja wrote:
I'll deal with this. Hands CJ a restraining order banning him from the thread

{pops in, snatches restraining order} Hmmmm... {speed-reads through it} Nope, it's perfectly legit and binding. {hands it to Callous Jack} Sorry sir, you have to vamoose and come no closer than 5 demiplanes of this one.

{hands Sebastian's Law Ninja a business card} That was a nice bit of work. I especially liked the "castration" clause, very nice. Have your assistant call mine... if I come across a contact law case, I'll try to send them your way. {flashes sharklike grin, teleports out}


Callous Jack wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Oh yeah, that's original.
Well, it is nice to reciprocate.

On your behalf, CJ, allow me to reiterate in a loud a provacative manner...

LOSERS!

While I am extremely awesome and worthy of praise from even the most insignificant cockroach, you so-called cultists shame yourselves with your complete willingness to debase yourselves to another person. If your going to follow in my footsteps, at least try to act like your better than everyone else.

Silver Crusade

Sorry. This is one too many cults to keep track of.


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Oh yeah, that's original.
Well, it is nice to reciprocate.

On your behalf, CJ, allow me to reiterate in a loud a provacative manner...

LOSERS!

While I am extremely awesome and worthy of praise from even the most insignificant cockroach, you so-called cultists shame yourselves with your complete willingness to debase yourselves to another person. If your going to follow in my footsteps, at least try to act like your better than everyone else.

That's funny, I thought I heard Sebastian, but instead I see a flesh golem trying to convince himself that he could ever be as good as our lord.


You know, I only see two accounts in the cult: David and Slaad. Losers.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You know, I only see two accounts in the cult: David and Slaad. Losers.

Really? They must not teach you to count past two in kobold school. I count six, including yours. Luser.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You know, I only see two accounts in the cult: David and Slaad. Losers.

Kobold, if you entered a Shrine to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you do not automatically become Pastafarian. Entering this Cult demiplane {looks around at scant membership} does not automatically make you a Cultist of S*b*st**n.

I am here because I was on retainer to the Jacks and he received a court document. You are apparently here to mock the Cultists. Neither of us are cultists. {sighs, Teleports out}


Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You know, I only see two accounts in the cult: David and Slaad. Losers.

Kobold, if you entered a Shrine to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you do not automatically become Pastafarian. Entering this Cult demiplane {looks around at scant membership} does not automatically make you a Cultist of S*b*st**n.

I am here because I was on retainer to the Jacks and he received a court document. You are apparently here to mock the Cultists. Neither of us are cultists. {sighs, Teleports out}

Very well, my mistake. I count one cultist here.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Very well, my mistake. I count one cultist here.

Well, in a court of law, I'm pretty sure this one individual wouldn't pass a competancy hearing. Also, his testimony would be easily refuted by an expert psychological witness as "delusional" (to be nice) or "psychopathically insane" (to be not nice).

So if this single individual is not in his right mind, he clearly cannot consent to being a Cultist... and so S*b*st**n is reduced once again to a Cult of Zero. 8)


Convert of Emperor Sebastian wrote:
That's funny, I thought I heard Sebastian, but instead I see a flesh golem trying to convince himself that he could ever be as good as our lord.

Actually, it's more like "soulless abomination" than "flesh golem". Of course, I also often go by "superior being", "really awesome, superior being", or "lord and master".

Whereas you seem content with being known as a servant or cultist.

If I had a heart, it probably still wouldn't bleed for you.


Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:
... and so S*b*st**n is reduced once again to a Cult of Zero.

Which is just the way I like it. That way I don't have to share.

Of course, there is something to be said for having folks around to share with. When you still don't share with them, you might get the opportunity to see them cry.


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Which is just the way I like it. That way I don't have to share.

Of course, there is something to be said for having folks around to share with. When you still don't share with them, you might get the opportunity to see them cry.

*He seems harmless to others, perhaps it best to humor him* As a far superior being -- advanced well beyond my feeble understanding -- I am puzzled why you would even concern yourself with the primitive, two-dimensional, pale simulations that mere mortals would consider emotions?

Or why even waste the merest inkling of your infinite wisdom pondering this S*b*st**n fellow. He's probably only a figment of your limitless imagination, conjured up by a bit of indigestion from that last solar system you consumed. Once your digestion has finished, he will disappear into a whisp of nothingness and trouble you no more.

*OK, I just threw up a little bit in mouth.*


Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:

I am puzzled why you would even concern yourself with the primitive, two-dimensional, pale simulations that mere mortals would consider emotions?

Amusement, kid. Pure and simple amusement.


Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:
*OK, I just threw up a little bit in mouth.*

Are you sure it was yours?


CourtFool wrote:
Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:
*OK, I just threw up a little bit in mouth.*
Are you sure it was yours?

I have no reply which doesn't make me feel even more disgusted.


Ok, how does a thread like this get started without the go-ahead from his prime cultist? That's just not respecting right there.

(BTW: This thread now OFFICIALLY approved by the cult of Sebastian)


Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:
(BTW: This thread now OFFICIALLY approved by the cult of Sebastian)

Well that just sucked all the fun out of it. Yep, even playing Cosmopoly and snacking on vegan chips would be more fun.


Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:

Ok, how does a thread like this get started without the go-ahead from his prime cultist? That's just not respecting right there.

(BTW: This thread now OFFICIALLY approved by the cult of Sebastian)

Who are you?


Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:
That's just not respecting right there.

Sebastian and respect are not allowed in the same room.


CourtFool wrote:
Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:
That's just not respecting right there.
Sebastian and respect are not allowed in the same room.

That's because I treat respect the same way I treat the souls of innocents - as something to be devoured.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Hippeh Lawyer wrote:
Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:
(BTW: This thread now OFFICIALLY approved by the cult of Sebastian)
Well that just sucked all the fun out of it. Yep, even playing Cosmopoly and snacking on vegan chips would be more fun.

Cosmolopoly is awesome. Sebastian's cultists can only wish they had that much fun on their thread.


Clearly you have never engaged in world domination.


Convert of Emperor Sebastian wrote:
Clearly you have never engaged in world domination.

Controlling a thread you started is hardly most peoples' definition of "world domination."


Hello, The name's Roy-Jack. I'm here to devour all losers of the Cult of Sebastiany Goodness before Gen-Con. Cult members on the left, non-cultists on the right. Lawyers, stay where you are. I don't want to confuse myself when I start biting horse flesh.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Lawyers, stay where you are. I don't want to confuse myself when I start biting horse flesh.

I thought they taste like shark. Wait, are you eating the old white-haired ones? They'll keep you from starving, but they're tough like old jerky... ugh, field rations.

Try a young legal intern or a young law school graduate. Much more juicy and tender. I think it's because they still have at least part of their soul.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Lawyers, stay where you are. I don't want to confuse myself when I start biting horse flesh.

I thought they taste like shark. Wait, are you eating the old white-haired ones? They'll keep you from starving, but they're tough like old jerky... ugh, field rations.

Try a young legal intern or a young law school graduate. Much more juicy and tender. I think it's because they still have at least part of their soul.

Lawyer's taste fine as long as I eat, :::gulp::: some vegetables afterwards. You know, the fiber helps..., flush them out.


(rolls through)


Freedom!!!!


But what if I've already got freedom?


Come and join the new Cult of Sebastian and worship the Dread Pony!


Woot

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