Celestial Hippeh Lawyer |
Well, it is nice to reciprocate.
I'll deal with this. Hands CJ a restraining order banning him from the thread
{pops in, snatches restraining order} Hmmmm... {speed-reads through it} Nope, it's perfectly legit and binding. {hands it to Callous Jack} Sorry sir, you have to vamoose and come no closer than 5 demiplanes of this one.
{hands Sebastian's Law Ninja a business card} That was a nice bit of work. I especially liked the "castration" clause, very nice. Have your assistant call mine... if I come across a contact law case, I'll try to send them your way. {flashes sharklike grin, teleports out}
Secretlyreplacedwith |
The One True Sebastian wrote:Oh yeah, that's original.Well, it is nice to reciprocate.
On your behalf, CJ, allow me to reiterate in a loud a provacative manner...
LOSERS!
While I am extremely awesome and worthy of praise from even the most insignificant cockroach, you so-called cultists shame yourselves with your complete willingness to debase yourselves to another person. If your going to follow in my footsteps, at least try to act like your better than everyone else.
Convert of Emperor Sebastian |
Callous Jack wrote:The One True Sebastian wrote:Oh yeah, that's original.Well, it is nice to reciprocate.On your behalf, CJ, allow me to reiterate in a loud a provacative manner...
LOSERS!
While I am extremely awesome and worthy of praise from even the most insignificant cockroach, you so-called cultists shame yourselves with your complete willingness to debase yourselves to another person. If your going to follow in my footsteps, at least try to act like your better than everyone else.
That's funny, I thought I heard Sebastian, but instead I see a flesh golem trying to convince himself that he could ever be as good as our lord.
Celestial Hippeh Lawyer |
You know, I only see two accounts in the cult: David and Slaad. Losers.
Kobold, if you entered a Shrine to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you do not automatically become Pastafarian. Entering this Cult demiplane {looks around at scant membership} does not automatically make you a Cultist of S*b*st**n.
I am here because I was on retainer to the Jacks and he received a court document. You are apparently here to mock the Cultists. Neither of us are cultists. {sighs, Teleports out}
Kobold Catgirl |
Kobold Cleaver wrote:You know, I only see two accounts in the cult: David and Slaad. Losers.Kobold, if you entered a Shrine to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you do not automatically become Pastafarian. Entering this Cult demiplane {looks around at scant membership} does not automatically make you a Cultist of S*b*st**n.
I am here because I was on retainer to the Jacks and he received a court document. You are apparently here to mock the Cultists. Neither of us are cultists. {sighs, Teleports out}
Very well, my mistake. I count one cultist here.
Celestial Hippeh Lawyer |
Very well, my mistake. I count one cultist here.
Well, in a court of law, I'm pretty sure this one individual wouldn't pass a competancy hearing. Also, his testimony would be easily refuted by an expert psychological witness as "delusional" (to be nice) or "psychopathically insane" (to be not nice).
So if this single individual is not in his right mind, he clearly cannot consent to being a Cultist... and so S*b*st**n is reduced once again to a Cult of Zero. 8)
Secretlyreplacedwith |
That's funny, I thought I heard Sebastian, but instead I see a flesh golem trying to convince himself that he could ever be as good as our lord.
Actually, it's more like "soulless abomination" than "flesh golem". Of course, I also often go by "superior being", "really awesome, superior being", or "lord and master".
Whereas you seem content with being known as a servant or cultist.
If I had a heart, it probably still wouldn't bleed for you.
Secretlyreplacedwith |
... and so S*b*st**n is reduced once again to a Cult of Zero.
Which is just the way I like it. That way I don't have to share.
Of course, there is something to be said for having folks around to share with. When you still don't share with them, you might get the opportunity to see them cry.
Celestial Hippeh Lawyer |
Which is just the way I like it. That way I don't have to share.
Of course, there is something to be said for having folks around to share with. When you still don't share with them, you might get the opportunity to see them cry.
*He seems harmless to others, perhaps it best to humor him* As a far superior being -- advanced well beyond my feeble understanding -- I am puzzled why you would even concern yourself with the primitive, two-dimensional, pale simulations that mere mortals would consider emotions?
Or why even waste the merest inkling of your infinite wisdom pondering this S*b*st**n fellow. He's probably only a figment of your limitless imagination, conjured up by a bit of indigestion from that last solar system you consumed. Once your digestion has finished, he will disappear into a whisp of nothingness and trouble you no more.
*OK, I just threw up a little bit in mouth.*
Celestial Healer |
Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:(BTW: This thread now OFFICIALLY approved by the cult of Sebastian)Well that just sucked all the fun out of it. Yep, even playing Cosmopoly and snacking on vegan chips would be more fun.
Cosmolopoly is awesome. Sebastian's cultists can only wish they had that much fun on their thread.
Ambrosia Slaad |
Lawyers, stay where you are. I don't want to confuse myself when I start biting horse flesh.
I thought they taste like shark. Wait, are you eating the old white-haired ones? They'll keep you from starving, but they're tough like old jerky... ugh, field rations.
Try a young legal intern or a young law school graduate. Much more juicy and tender. I think it's because they still have at least part of their soul.
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger |
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:Lawyers, stay where you are. I don't want to confuse myself when I start biting horse flesh.I thought they taste like shark. Wait, are you eating the old white-haired ones? They'll keep you from starving, but they're tough like old jerky... ugh, field rations.
Try a young legal intern or a young law school graduate. Much more juicy and tender. I think it's because they still have at least part of their soul.
Lawyer's taste fine as long as I eat, :::gulp::: some vegetables afterwards. You know, the fiber helps..., flush them out.