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Jurassic Bard wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

The fact that it was called 'breakfast stout' should have been a warning sign, since nobody but the most abandoned rakehell actually drinks stout for breakfast, and Heaven hides its face in shame and anguish from someone who voluntarily drinks beer that tastes of jam - jam! - at any time. Revolting, but I shall still finish it, since it cost me £4.90.

You are SO British it hurts!

Am I so British it hurts as well?

Wait, I thought you were an Aussie.

British, Aussie, same thing.

Ass-tral squid? I've seen enough internet to know where that's going...

And yet true.

pfft...Like there's anyone to catch me.

Contrivancecougar wrote:

AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

BLARGARGAGAGERLBLARGLESNAP

Turns out t-lion does have a temper. who knew?

I've had that alias for quite a while.

Sure a lot of it's jokes, but still!

And I still haven't gotten back into Facebook. It's demanding that I bother three other facebook friends (and it is really adamant about giving me only a very select five people to choose from - none of whom I'd really want to bother with this) to each give me a special code to get in.

WHY THO

Because Facebook is sick of your s@&+!

(That's definitely a joke, to be clear.)

Scintillae wrote:

My job today is mostly reading paragraphs aloud to deliberately enunciate spelling/punctuation errors.

"Ms. Scint, does this look okay?"

Ms. Scint, does this make me look fat?

Ms. Scint, does this look infected?

SchemeKitty wrote:

I am the Unfavoriter. I remove favorites from posts.

*GASP the second!* I always thought my posts should have far more favorites then they do!

I don't have to remove the favorites from your posts. They don't have any.

I am the Unfavoriter. I remove favorites from posts.

I favorite nothing.

*yawn*

*favorites all the things*

Yes, Jessica Jones is the happiest, cheeriest, most lighthearted show ever. After all, it has Doctor Who in it.

It's not me.

It's not me either.