My bounty on Red Dead Redemption 2 is now up to $295.
You can thank the Great Valentine Sheep massacre for that.
And the crossroads robbery with entirely too many witnesses.
Also the the countless people I accidentally shot in the face trying to talk them (hold down R2 get a talking menu, hold down L2 draw your gun and shoot in the face, I forget which is which).
Edit: S#*@, is that right!?
I finally made it out of the g!&%%!n snow and have set up an honest to gosh hobo camp!
To commemorate the occasion i shaved, put on a kick ass duster, ate a can of peaches, patted my horse, and went wandering free range!
1) Strutted through Valentine.
2) Got my horse dirty, which according to the horse IS A BAD THING.
3) Found a river to wash off my horse, Princess Diva Plops (If anyone knows how to actually name your horse i desperately want to know).
4) Came across some dude washing his knickers, apparently some dude on a horse with a revolver pointed at him was scary because he ran away.
5) Shot a stupid rat trying to swim across the river.
6) A nearby prospector heckled me, not wanting to scare him off (unlike the hobo launderer) i got off Princess Diva Plops and put away my gun. He punches me in the face, i retaliate, by shooting him in the head. What the f$!$ dude! we were going to be friends!
7) Yay! He had Whiskey and bitters!
8) We ride off into the sunset.
9) Bear attacks!!!!!
10) Princess Diva Plops throws me aside, runs away.
11) Bear starts mauling the f!%@ing s*$@ out of me!
12) I somehow wrestle free and start shooting it in the face, i run out of ammo, reload three shots and fire all three, the last one miraculously felling the bear.
13) I call for Princess Diva Plops, assuming she didn't make it.
14) She runs dramatically over the crest of the hill, yay!
15) I eat TWO cans of peaches!
16) We ride home, I crawl into bed, unfortunately...
17) Princess Diva Plops is dirty, she needs a bath.
Eye twitches, ever so slightly.