Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0's page

We also have a Line on the right.
For your convince
We also have cookies and milk.
In the waiting area.

So many new species to assimilate.
We may get to you at some point.
If you have any relevant qualities to add to the collective.
Take a number.
The Line starts to the left.

Species 692, that for reals?

They are a resilient Species

Species 1337 is not recorded
Species designate TriOmegaZero will be designated Species 1337

The input of Species 392 is Irrelevant

We have said so

Checking.........
Parameters are correct

This unit is functioning within parameters

BBQ is irrelevant

The designated species are unworthy of assimilation

Your reply seems flawed
Why would you desire the destruction of your own species?
Assimilation would correct the flaws in your species.

Hands Megatron a pamphlet entitled "Assimilation and you"

Do we get to assimilate them?

The plan is moving along on schedule

This time it was not us
We can take the ones left if you would like

English proficiency is Irrelevant

We disassemble them into basic molecules and recycle them.

Dimensional folding technology was useful to the collective

Correct

We have you hat
It was most useful

Hugs are Irrelevant
The winged one may give you a sponge bath however

Would you like a cookie?
They are snickerdoodle

We have brought cookies

Iced is acceptable
Do you have lemon?

Tea is Irrelevant
Unless it's good tea

Evil is a concept of a the weak willed.
A construct of those weak , flawed beginnings who do not understand the drive for perfection

It was expected
We should have not left containment to such flawed creatures

James Jacobs wrote:

This thread has turned into a great weapon against androids and killbots that require logic to function. Show them this thread and POW! Dead robot! :-)

I approve of this message.

You would.

It burns

The damage is contained to this sector
For now

Species 269 do make effective drones

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Your post is Irrelevant

Oh yeah? Well your FACE is irrelevant! HA!

Your statement is incorrect

Your post is Irrelevant

Robots are good friends
Except when they shoot my face
A Monster is scared.

We can help you with that

Hands out pamphlet entitled "Assimilation and you"

uh oh somebody made the robot mad

You have spotted a robot?

You are outside the designated work sector

We under stand how small and wreak you must be alone
We aim to make you feel more welcome
The collective creates more Species 269 drones

They would be a biologically modified lifeforms with techno-magical ceramic plating and life enhancing upgrades

So collective drones meet the non-metallic requirement

We have them.

The unmodified species is Irrelevant
One the collective assimilates a species it's cloned and altered
We still assimilate unmodified members of assimilated species from time to time

With the collectives superior cloning and creation technology we do not need 1 unmodified per drone

Species 1145 genetic data has to date been used to create 1'347'255 drones

Ship Upgrade complete

Drone upgrade at 37.256%

Upgrade 75% complete
We missed one

Drones drags wayward species 1145 to assimilation chambers

We have the time
Implementing new technology is not all that time consuming
However the new ship redesign and the drone powersupply rework could take some time

DNA for species 1144 being searched and reconstructed

Processing......................

Drones being activated
New technology being uploaded
Ships being upgraded
Factory and facility being upgraded
pocket demiplane technology has been assimilated and implemented

Species 1145 has been assimilated
Their biological,technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own

Drones being activated
New technology being uploaded
Ships being upgraded
Factory and facility being upgraded
pocket demiplane technology has been assimilated and implemented

Species 1145 has been assimilated
Their biological,technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was Futile

Resistance Is Futile

Steps to assimilation
1: change or craft collective avatar
2; pick a collective avatar picture

We have designated you species 1145

You may report to The pizomatrix for assimilation

The collective normally studies a species biological, technological and magical uniqueness to evaluate if assimilation would enhance the collective

We can mark intelligence as a yes

We would have to study it
However we can mass produce said hat
Drones of species 912 would look "cute" in said hat

For future reference the collective keeps a list of species suitable for assimilation and statues of each in this Adjuncts profile

Stereofm wrote:

Hey, who messed my avatar ?

Species 692 is a master of guerrilla tactics!

We have found them to be useful