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You could always take the spikes off and open it ;)


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Consider butt saved! Also, everyone else - you have 1 hero point

Narl grits his teeth against the pain and shakes his fetish at the cipactli. A hissing, whispering sibilance fills the air and the crocodile shudders, as its bones vibrate madly in its body. It releases Narl and roars, a gout of blood erupting from its mouth. Bones can be heard snapping within the large beast, which thrashes and howls in pain. It stills, stone dead

Good job. It’s dead


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It was actually from Kobold Press. They don’t seem to have the Pathfinder edition still for sale, but this is the 5th edition version


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Venice by Night - Friday - April 4, 1309

The Business of Michael Santos - (NPCs) Lydia, Onfroi, Xing Shi & Andrew the Hard

Storyteller Shadow wrote:
Onfroi sighs, "The Beast allowed him to justify their deaths for his greater ends, I presume to rescue or find his family in Paris. Do Mortals not do the same? Did we Crusaders not use much the same logic to wage war on the Saracen and they upon the Infidel? I do not believe this is the Beat within Cainites but the very same Beast that beats in the heart of every man".

Geoffroi nods

“Ruthless pragmatism is hardly the sole provenance of Canites. I saw it in our Crusader kingdoms, where any weakness was often a death warrant. I saw it in France, where the king used the Templar’s weakness to overthrow us and loot our coffers and confiscate our property. If either had a use for blood, there would be a lot of drained corpses scattered from Brussels to Jerusalem “


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Write it down as 500x12 = 6,000 GP worth of raw gold


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Taishe Jinlong wrote:

"Come! Come! Follow Jakun! We shall take villainss from behind! Let ssleeping Crocss lie! It cannot follow into tunnel!"

Taishe calls out to his friends.

The kobold then continues to dash forward towards the circular room, and hopefully to a path behind their ambushers.

Narl as Taishe runs by


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Norveg wrote:
Nahuatl Ti gets a flank from the dire rat.

On rd 2


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So, I had had Jakun out of melee, but now we will have to sinter everything together. This is what I see using the main initiative tracker as the baseline:

RD 1: Jakun had headed out to the tunnel, and went to check the door
RD 2 Jakun is first sneak attacked then the first round of attacks
RD 3: Jakun’s attack on extra guy

So, IF Anyone wants to go towards Jakun’s position, this is where they’ll be at by round. I know the timeline is bumpy, but I didn’t think this opportunity would have happened like it did.


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We spent five years in the FTC getting that settled. Whatta mess


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Yeah, I had a couple of people fight me over the beads. However, I let them go because, they are FNCKING BEADS! Amirite? Life is too short to get twisted up about some cheap plastic beads. I mean we got all this without much effort.


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Storyteller Shadow wrote:
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I have yet to see any flashes. I Feel betrayed by the

Media :(

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, good news: there were bewbs on display later on in the evening. Bad news: mostly they faced the bead tosses so you only saw them from the back. Although one woman was completely topless in the crowd which was a daring choice.

So my adventure with the New Orleans thieves guild:

In the crush of Bourbon Street, a man and woman who seemed to be drunk, plowed into me. They stayed pressed very close, like I couldn’t get them off me. Then I felt a man go for my back pocket. Fortunately, being a paranoid soul I had moved my wallet to my front pocket. I would have shrugged it off to possibly just my imagination, but ….

Five minutes later the same trio tried the same thing AGAIN! Literally plowing into me and the dipper going after my back pocket a second time. I guess they were upset their first try came up dry and they figured a fat merchant-looking guy like me had to have a coin purse bulging with gold.

But after my initial anger, I was fascinated by the classic distraction/restraint/dip method they used. I’m sure there was another person in the crowd to hand my wallet off to if they had snagged it.


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Hey folks. Just as a heads up I am off to my Mardi gras adventure today. I’ll be spotty in posting for about a week. Have a good one!


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A Vampire game set in Venice


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Alessia rips into the formless ebon ooze that swallowed Justin, fighting side by side with Karrin. She advances up the short stairs leading to the now-empty pool the horrors had hidden in.

Just having you take a five-foot step to free up space for anyone in the hallway who wants to fight

Two of her sword cuts hit home, although this ... thing is tough. However, its rancid life force does flow into her. She is granted several visions - ranks of misshapen humanoids worshipping at a mountainous outdoor henge, screaming people being consumed by fire in a statue's hollow belly, a formless swirling chaos that opens into a giant aphibianesque eye. The feeling of this life force entering her system is .. greasy.


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It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for her


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It’s a magnum Opus, dude. I relish those posts as a DM. When you guys finally got to the Orcus reveal in Erelhi Cinlu, that was so cathartic.


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I think we all sync so well in that we use this format to scratch the frustrated writers itch. This format is the only way I have found to consistently get around my writers block. I enjoy writing, but I have a hard time putting a whole story on paper. Dave got me to do my last one I managed (a creepy story about a girl discovering her disturbing family legacy)

I love our collaborative story. If you all didn’t post as much as you do this game would have likely dried up and died long ago.


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The DM twitches his prehensile tail and blinks the 4th wall back into opaqueness


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Merry Yule all!

Today on this shortest day of the year, I’d like to wish you all peace and success in the coming Winter season.

I’m headed on the road for the Yule weekend, so posting might be spotty. At this point you can possibly do some RP with Coyote coming into the scene. I’ll be back full bore by next Wednesday


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Merry Yule all!

Today on this shortest day of the year, I’d like to wish you all peace and success in the coming Winter season.

Unfortunately we have started a new combat just as I am headed on the road for a Christmas trip. But, we should have an opportunity to get our first round moves called out. I will have a fairly lax week next week. I will get a map done then.


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Hey all. Bit of a hectic week. You may see I have updated some of my threads, but I have run out of time. Fortunately, I should have time to get everything square Tomorrow, In Shah Allah

Hope everyone's Christmas/Yule/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus preparations are going swimmingly!


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Hey all. Apologies for the silence. A confluence of bad things, work issues, and holiday obligations conspired to keep me off the boards this past week. However, I should have some time available Thursday-Friday to update. Stay tuned.


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Coyote Jones walks along the blacktop, his scuffed boots crunching the drifts of leaves collected along the shoulder. Occasionally a car blasts by, hurrying on its way to somewhere. He can hear the drivers’ thoughts like snatches of distant radio

… i told him not to fnuck with me ….

… that b!tch has a smart mouth but she is fine…

… kill kill anger anger revenge….

… i want a hamburger, no i want a cheeseburger….

Long experience allows him to let the thoughts become background, like the songs of the birds in the trees. He looks up at the sky, judging that he doesn’t have long before night falls completely. Judging from how many drunken thoughts he’s picked up from drivers before, he reckons it’s a good time to get off the road.

His last ride had told him the town he was in was called Halifax. When he had gotten dropped off, his intuition had told him to walk this way. So he had. Something was ahead, but he was damned if he knew what it was. Whatever it was, it hadn’t shown itself yet.

He adjusts his backpack and slogs on. Ahead a sign reads,

Adam’s Pond Comfort Cabins. Established 1955

Judging from the leaves on the side road, it didn’t get a lot of traffic. He gets a hunch this is the way to go. If not, there might be an unoccupied cabin or shed he could bunk in for the night. He heads off the highway.

After a short walk in the darkening gloam, he arrives at a small group of cabins on a lake. It looks fairly abandoned, but one cabin is lit, and there seems to be a trio of people standing about something near the center of the campground

Everyone can describe themselves. What does Coyote see?.


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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Dinner was a success. Everything made it into plates without burning, drying, melting, or falling. I hope everyone else’s went well too.

We’ll pick up tomorrow!


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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Dinner was a success. Everything made it into plates without burning, drying, melting, or falling. I hope everyone else’s went well too.

We’ll pick up tomorrow!


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Thank the gods I backed that post up! The site ate it.


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Well, we were at an “all inclusive “ resort. It was nice, and the drinks were inclusive too;)

We did a night cruise to see bioluminescent algae, which was pretty neat. We also went snorkeling and climbed a cool waterfall, and also did touristy things like attend shows, get a massage, etc.


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The trip was great! Jamaica is beautiful, but I think I would appreciate it more at a later time period, like February. Still, lots of fun and nice to relax. I could have done without catching COVID in the airport. I will definitely be traveling with. a mask next time, it was hubris to think I could traipse all over without protection


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I can’t think of anything more creepy than a silent Alessia climbing out of a dark pit shaft on her magic rope oh so totally pissed off

Alessia swarms up the rope, her armored form seeming to flow up the rope in a disturbing fashion. She climbs out of the well, grabbing the magic rope and snarling a command that coils it neatly


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Think of it like American Gods and the X files had a threesome with Warehouse 13


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David M Mallon wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Alessia of Keoland wrote:
Dungeon Monkey wrote:

Alessia

Tentacle 5 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (8) + 22 = 30 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Tentacle 6 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (6) + 22 = 28 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Tentacle 7 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (9) + 22 = 31 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Tentacle 8 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (12) + 22 = 34 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

The attack from tentacle 8 manages to make it through Alessia's armor, dealing 1 point of damage after DR.
I mean … wow.
You said you needed a damage sponge. I built a damage sponge.

Yes. Yes you did.


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Alessia of Keoland wrote:
Dungeon Monkey wrote:

Alessia

Tentacle 5 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (8) + 22 = 30 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Tentacle 6 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (6) + 22 = 28 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Tentacle 7 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (9) + 22 = 31 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Tentacle 8 : 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (12) + 22 = 34 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

The attack from tentacle 8 manages to make it through Alessia's armor, dealing 1 point of damage after DR.

I mean … wow.


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OK. So, I reread the thread because I needed to as well. So far -

Received strange invitation to Halifax, NH
Ran into others also invited
Poked around town, scoped out house of Jonathan Thatcher - the mysterious host
Went to Santa’s Village - fought Dark Santa, some sort of shadow spider creature that fed off fear and children
Two weapons broke during fight
Met Silver John ( or to be precise - his grandson). Tipped them off to magical smith Old Heph.
Went to Old Heph’s forge and had weapons remade
Accompanied John to a haunting by a dead punk rock star, GG Alanson
Defeated GG, saw John off at bus stop.
Went to dinner with Jonathan Thatcher, agreed to work for him provisionally.
Given job to retrieve wedding ring of Sarah Thereaux, who disappeared with her husband Daniel back a hundred odd years ago.
Explored historical society and hall of records. Moved on to Bailey House museum.
Witnessed Mother Bailey’s suicide and Daniel’s proposal to Sarah.
Currently about to walk the trails to Adam’s pond.


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I do love gaming, but gamers? Mmmmmmm. Not so much. Individually they are great, but as a fandom, they are one of the most toxic.


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I will say that although Disney has more in common with Darth Vader than Luke Skywalker, their expansion of both the MCU and Star Wars has been overall better than previous iterations. Uneven, yes, but a lot of gold among the dross


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TFW you commit to a show, but now you’ve also committed to the four years of its prequel series ….

#NoTime


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The rule of cool is the only rule that matters

Alessia’s sword plunges into the metallic carapace, opening a large rent which begins to vomit sparks in a bright fountain


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Tragon Stormblade wrote:

”A good clout could be in the offering. Might even be nice and use my left fist instead of my right. But that’ll cost you. Who else is down here this evening?”

The man shrugs

“Anyone not on a job is down here. I mean, you know what you are getting into here, right? This is the Lotus Dragon headquarters. I’m not one to tell you your business, and I admire the brass set in coming down here, but if the alarm is raised or Rowyn and her new man Vanthus catch you…”

The man shudders

“You’ll be fish food”


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He got off easy. I had half a mind to make it a baby shower instead of a birthday party.

So? I can hit smaller targets too


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Hey, man, it’s my birthday!

#DubsStillDontGiveAF#+!

#MurderHobo4Lyfe


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All right. I’m going to tee this up and have it ready in case we get going

The party makes its plans as the hot day sequels into a breezy cool evening. The sun sets beyond the distant shapes of the Blue Mountains, and Opal comes alive with its night traffic. There seem to be a lot of guards about this evening. Perhaps the Harbormaster’s murder might have something to do with that.

Finally all is in preparation. The party walks down to the Taxidermist’s Guild without Incident. They position themselves and ready their plan

When we get a few folks back we can jump right into things


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Ragadolf wrote:
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“I am the gatekeeper. I am not an information provider. Did Sergei authorize your entry? If so I need the password “
IF the robot is the gatekeeper, does this mean that this Sergei guy is the keymaster?

LOL

Yes, have some


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OK. Mark is on the road, so I’m going to DMPC Blayze real quick

DC16 will ST: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (20) + 17 = 37
DC16 will ST: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (16) + 17 = 33

Not like she could really fail, but ..


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Effective meat shield is effective


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So far this week I’ve kept up. I’ve also buckled down and organized all my notes. Also, paradoxically from my playing in yours and Janet’s Friday games I feel that I have a much better grasp of the rules than I did previously.


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I missed it earlier, but happy 15th anniversary Silver Rose! I know the game has slowed a lot, but I’m glad you folks have stuck with me this long. May we get 15 years more!


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My family trends towards earlier births. My grandson has a great grandmother (63) and a great grandfather (82). His great grandmother is my exes mother. There is an outside chance she could make it to great great grandmother (!!)


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Yes, congratulations on the new youngster. I enjoyed my children, but I think I enjoy my grandson more. It’s all the fun and none of the responsibility


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Alessia of Keoland wrote:

Alessia pans her head slowly along the horizon.

"No trees... only sand."

There is no Dana, only Zuul

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