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Missed one. This was the AoO

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 35 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (6, 5) + 3 + (2, 5) + 12 + (6) + (3, 1, 2, 3) = 48 +Holy, Dragon, Acid,MofFW (Ice)
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 13

Miss?: 1d100 ⇒ 3

20% miss chance due to Greater Blind Fighting

Blind Fight, Greater

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 26 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 8) + 3 + (4, 6) + 9 + (1) = 36 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 6

Miss?: 1d100 ⇒ 73

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 27 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 8) + 3 + (3, 2) + 9 + (3) = 38 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 9

Miss?: 1d100 ⇒ 67

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 20 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 5) + 3 + (3, 3) + 9 + (6) = 39 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 5

Miss?: 1d100 ⇒ 33

Mortimer flinches not when a key flies past his head. As Kargo tries to move past him, he tries to lariat the fire giant.

Immediate for Greater blind fight.

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 35 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (6, 5) + 3 + (2, 5) + 12 + (6) + (3, 1, 2, 3) = 48 +Holy, Dragon, Acid,MofFW (Ice)
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 13

Aaand somehow manages to swing wide.

He then pivots and pummels the jerk giant anyway.

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 37 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (6, 8) + 3 + (5, 5) + 12 + (6) + (5, 4, 2, 3) = 59 +Holy, Dragon, Acid,MofFW (Ice)
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 57

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 35 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (8, 5) + 3 + (5, 4) + 12 + (2) = 39 +Holy, Dragon, Acid)
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 43

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 26 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 8) + 3 + (4, 6) + 9 + (1) = 36 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 6

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 35 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 1) + 3 + (2, 1) + 9 + (1) = 24 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 43

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 25 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 9) + 3 + (6, 3) + 9 + (5) = 40 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 28

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 27 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 8) + 3 + (3, 2) + 9 + (3) = 38 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 9

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 30 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 4) + 3 + (4, 6) + 9 + (2) = 38 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 82

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 20 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 5) + 3 + (3, 3) + 9 + (6) = 39 +Holy, Dragon, Acid
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 5

Haste
Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 36 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 1 + 4d6 ⇒ (6, 4) + 3 + (5, 2) + 12 + (4) + 1 + (2, 6, 4, 3) = 52 +Holy, Dragon, Acid, Mof4w
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 98

Mortimer tries to punch Kargo’s still-dropped-jaw-from-the-gnome-key-bogart maneuver back into place.

He tumbles toward Kargo.

WillDC22: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32

Acro: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (4) + 30 = 34

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 41 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (6, 8) + 3 + (6, 2) + 12 + (1) + (5, 3, 3, 2) = 51 +Holy, Dragon, Acid,MofFW (Ice)
High Hits: 1d100 ⇒ 58

Ooh, nice! Smells like a new carriage! ”Thank you Eidi!”

Mortimer backfists the mosquito on his back.

Dragon, Elemental Fist, KnockOut (Kargo): 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 47 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (6, 3) + 3 + (3, 1) + 12 + (1) + (4, 3, 1, 5) = 42 +Holy, Dragon, Acid, Mot4W
fort DC save 24 or be KnockedOut: 1d6 ⇒ 3 rounds.

KargoCrit?: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 33 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 3) + 3 + 12 + (5) = 27 Dragon, Acid

He then moves to attack the wounded Guardian.
Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 45 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 7) + 3 + (2, 5) + 12 + (3) = 39 +Holy, Dragon, Acid)

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 39 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (1, 4) + 3 + (6, 3) + 9 + (1) = 27 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 39 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 7) + 3 + (3, 2) + 9 + (1) = 27 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 38 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (9, 7) + 3 + (2, 3) + 9 + (1) = 34 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 24 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (3, 5) + 3 + (5, 3) + 9 + (1) = 29 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 26 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 5) + 3 + (6, 4) + 9 + (6) = 35 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 28 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 6) + 3 + (5, 2) + 9 + (5) = 35 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Haste
Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 44 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (8, 7) + 3 + (6, 2) + 12 + (4) + 1 = 43 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Crit?: 1d1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 33 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 8) + 3 + 9 + (6) = 28 Dragon, Acid

He bounces around enthusiastically, as there is an extra spring in his boxing step.

One that second hit and Crit I believe Mort does 9 pts. of damage, not 12. He is not semi-automatic, just close.

Mortimer doesn't bother trying to avoid the trample. Once the guardian is past, he takes a step and attacks the it again.

AoO
Dragon, Elemental Fist: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (15) + 26 = 41 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (9, 5) + 3 + (5, 5) + 12 + (3) + (4, 6, 2, 5) = 59 +Holy, Dragon, Acid,MofFW (Fire)

The usual flurry.
Dragon, Elemental Fist: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (4) + 26 = 30 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (3, 9) + 3 + (3, 1) + 12 + (4) + (2, 4, 1, 5) = 47 +Holy, Dragon, Acid, MofFW (Fire)

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (19) + 26 = 45 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 10) + 3 + (3, 6) + 12 + (6) = 42 +Holy, Dragon, Acid)

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (10) + 21 = 31 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (9, 7) + 3 + (1, 6) + 9 + (4) = 39 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (9) + 21 = 30 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 5) + 3 + (6, 6) + 9 + (4) = 37 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 1) + 3 + (2, 3) + 9 + (1) = 29 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 10) + 3 + (3, 6) + 9 + (5) = 46 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (3, 6) + 3 + (2, 4) + 9 + (5) = 32 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 2) + 3 + (1, 5) + 9 + (2) = 29 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Haste
Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 43 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (8, 2) + 3 + (4, 2) + 12 + (1) + 1 = 33 Haste

ImprovedCritConf?: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (16) + 26 = 42 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (6, 7) + 3 + (1, 1) + 12 + (5) = 35 +Holy, Dragon, Acid)

WillDC25: 1d20 + 16 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 16 + 4 = 35 Sol

More to come -

”Thanks Eidi!” Mortimer shouts as he positions himself in front of the giant not targeted for caging. Haste

Acro: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (3) + 30 = 33

Dragon, Stunning Fist, Power Attack: 1d20 + 26 - 5 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 26 - 5 + 1 = 32 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 15 ⇒ (2, 4) + 3 + (6, 6) + 12 + (5) + 15 = 53 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Fort DC 22 or be stunned for a round

FortDC26: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (10) + 18 = 28

What just happened?! Why is Sol looking to smash me?

"HEY!" he yells as Tor shuts the door. "Get back here and give me that axe!"

"What about you, Alakora?" He yells into thin air. "I guess you had better hope that he likes you! Maybe you should get him first!"

He follows down the stairs with the others to find Kargo.

Sorry, bad cut/paste. Hits should be +26,+26,+21,+21,+16,+16 and +11,+11

FortSaveDC24vsParalysis: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31 AoO on The Very Nice Greataxe
ReflexSaveDC23vsBladeBarrier: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (2) + 20 = 22

Mortimer steps to the side to avoid the second blade barrier.

"Sol! Flank!

He drops the Greataxe and pummels Bram.

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (14) + 26 = 40 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 4d6 ⇒ (8, 3) + 3 + (4, 5) + 12 + (3) + (5, 6, 3, 5) = 57 +Holy, Dragon, Acid,MofFW (Ice)

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (19) + 26 = 45 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (8, 10) + 3 + (1, 4) + 12 + (4) = 42 +Holy, Dragon, Acid)

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (5) + 26 = 31 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 10) + 3 + (5, 3) + 12 + (1) = 44 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (3) + 26 = 29 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 4) + 3 + (2, 1) + 12 + (4) = 31 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (2) + 26 = 28 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 5) + 3 + (5, 3) + 12 + (4) = 37 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (11) + 26 = 37 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 2) + 3 + (2, 1) + 12 + (1) = 25 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (10) + 26 = 36 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (8, 9) + 3 + (3, 6) + 12 + (4) = 45 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (15) + 26 = 41 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (1, 4) + 3 + (2, 4) + 12 + (4) = 30 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

CritConf?: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (8) + 26 = 34 Feast
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 10) + 3 + (1, 1) + 12 + (3) = 32 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

"Eidi! Who/what is Alakora?!

Mortimer steps up and attempts to disarm The Really Nice Great Axe from Kargo.

Swift for Disarm, Improved and Greater Weapon Focus

ImpDisarm: 1d20 + 26 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 26 + 8 + 2 = 47

"Oh, right. Yea. I guess I kinda figured we'd find them together, since the average fire giant seems no match for us. Lead away, but from between Sol and I."

Mortimer grunts. "I hate to back track, but I think we got to the dining room up floor C. That should take us to the stairs down to Vercinabex Tor. If we go back up stair B we should find it quickly, not have to worry about the giants guarding the entrance.

But I'm all for secret doors if you think it is a short cut."

Mortimer pours oil over the ooze then throws a flask of alchemy fire at it.

Throw: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (13) + 22 = 35
for Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

”So, shall we head to the third floor?” he asks, air walking his way down once the file dessert is properly flambéed. "Then I suggest we head to Stairwell B."

Mortimer abandons his effort to open the trapdoor on the terrace and spares Eidi's spells by first opening the double doors to the ruins then the trapdoor within.

"I think he's in the ballista tower, but how? Also, if he is actually defending the fortification, do we want to stop him before we retrieve the phylactery? Maybe we should go back down and visit that storm or whatever giant again."

"C'mon, Sol -- let's get over that wall with the others!"

Mortimer heads for the 10' wall. He easily soars over it and drops to open the trap door. Double move

Mortimer moves to the very base of the pill box, hopefully too close range to be a target. He taunts the Fire Giant from below.
Double Move

"Let's head for the terrace, that's the only place the jolly green giant could have gone from here without us seeing him."

With Eidi and Gazzilfek, Mortimer passes the room with the spachcocked turkey sprawled out on the bed and keeps an eye out on in general.

Percept: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (4) + 24 = 28

”I think we could descend later, let’s see where the door goes. Unless you think we could use the ballistas to any effect.”

Mortimer moves up a bit. "Yes, that remaining giant went somewhere up this way," he says, pointing to the corridor that leads north and east.

He looks at Sol, concerned as she farmer blows some green ooze. "Why - you look uh... I mean," he points to his own head. "You still got a little something on your face, and hair and... -- Oh, no nevermind... You look perfect... Can you see now?"

Mortimer steps a bit closer and roars at it again if necessary.

"Sol, cover your ears!"

Will Save DC 22 or take -
Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 12 ⇒ (9, 4) + 3 + 12 = 28 Roar
and be shaken: 1d4 ⇒ 4 rounds.
Save for half damage and not shaken
and
MotFWDamage: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 4) = 15 Fire. This damage is not halved.

Mortimer looks at Eidi, Master of Confectioneries. He looks at the giant greatsword -- which he would have to pick up -- then (maybe lob?) at the green flan with Sol suspended within.

"I can either pick this thing up and you can move me there to hit it, or maybe you can just extract Sol and we leave the thing behind?"

Mort delays on the Ultimate Candy Man

Mortimer pushes himself away from the stair and slides 10 feet towards the once perfect cube, now a bit blobby.

Dragon Roar (immediate)

He plants himself and roars at the ooze.

Will Save DC 22 or take -
Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 ⇒ (3, 10) + 3 + (2, 4) + 12 = 34 +Holy, Roar
and be shaken: 1d4 ⇒ 2 rounds.
Save for half damage and not shaken
and
MotFWDamage: 4d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 5, 3) = 10 Fire. This damage is not halved.

Reflex31: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (15) + 20 = 35

"Is that thing undead? Why is it green?!"

Mortimer retreats.

Mortimer backfists the remaining bugbear and assuming it dies, he hefts it and hurls it at the green cube.

”Woah! Nice one Ascaria!”

Mortimer side steps around bugbear corpses and pounds on Blue.

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 39 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 8) + 3 + (3, 4) + 12 + (3) = 40 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 38 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (9, 1) + 3 + (5, 5) + 9 + (4) = 36 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 26 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (10, 7) + 3 + (6, 4) + 9 + (5) = 44 +Holy, Dragon, Acid)

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 36 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 1) + 3 + (2, 4) + 9 + (2) = 25 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 27 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 9) + 3 + (2, 4) + 9 + (1) = 30 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 20 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (9, 7) + 3 + (1, 5) + 9 + (6) = 40 +Holy, Dragon, Acid 11

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 22 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (1, 6) + 3 + (6, 2) + 9 + (5) = 32 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 33 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (6, 9) + 3 + (3, 5) + 9 + (2) = 37 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Haste
Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 33 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (9, 9) + 3 + (5, 6) + 12 + (1) + 1 = 46 Haste

ConfirmCrit?: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 30 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 5) + 3 + (1, 3) + 9 + (3) = 29 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

SenseMotive: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (1) + 24 = 25

Mortimer takes a five foot step and pounds on the giant that isn’t blue. Can’t tell what color the giant is because the Fog of War is concealing the tag. Mort is leaving room for Sol to attack blue should she so choose.

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 33 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 ⇒ (1, 7) + 3 + (3, 3) + 12 + (4) = 33 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 44 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 10) + 3 + (1, 5) + 9 + (5) = 40 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 34 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 5) + 3 + (1, 1) + 9 + (5) = 31 +Holy, Dragon, Acid)

Dragon: 1d20 + 21 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 21 + 1 + 1 = 40 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 4) + 3 + (6, 1) + 9 + (4) = 34 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 32 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 5) + 3 + (4, 5) + 9 + (1) = 31 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 16 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 1 + 1 = 21 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (7, 1) + 3 + (4, 3) + 9 + (5) = 32 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 26 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (1, 1) + 3 + (1, 4) + 9 + (1) = 20 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Dragon: 1d20 + 11 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 11 + 1 + 1 = 17 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 2) + 3 + (4, 3) + 9 + (1) = 27 +Holy, Dragon, Acid

Haste
Dragon: 1d20 + 26 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 26 + 1 + 1 = 29 Feast, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4, 4) + 3 + (2, 6) + 12 + (3) + 1 = 35 Haste

"Nice work, Eidi!!!" Mortimer coughs, choking a bit. ”... the smell of burning fur in – whatever time of day it is” he wipes a tear from an eye. ”... everyone loves."

He looks at Solrisa.

"Shall we let them come to us?"

”Oh, yooo-hoooo!” he move forward five feet and taunts the giants.

Mortimer scans the bugbears for any owl bears. Feathers? Upon seeing none he steps up and clobbers a bugbear.

Dragon: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 40 Feast, Glory. Haste, Power Attack
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 + 8 ⇒ (3, 7) + 3 + (1, 5) + 9 + 8 = 36 +Holy, Dragon, Power Attack

Mortimer looks around for a secret door.

Perception: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (13) + 24 = 37

"Hey, Gazzilfek" he whispers " -- would you happen to know if there is a space above where all these giant goons are standing on the other side of this door? If so, maybe we can go there and pour molten lava or something all over them."

Mortimer is impressed by the size of the kitchen, but little else within.

And... what a weird place for a kitchen...

He continues up the stairs (F) near Eidi very quietly.

Stealth: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

... or so he thinks.

Mortimer sniffs the air trying to detect the scent of a fresh giant blood trail as it is sucked into a rudimentary teleportation spell.

Perception: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (5) + 24 = 29

... nothing.

"So, where might they have gone, Eidi?"

Solrisa’s Mortie tumbles past Kargo into flank and attempts to disarm him!

Swift for Improved Disarm and Greater Weapon Focus

Acro: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (20) + 30 = 50 Single, Haste

DisarmReallyNiceGreatAxe: 1d20 + 26 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 26 + 8 + 2 = 37

Hero: 1d20 + 26 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 26 + 8 + 2 = 39

FortDC24: 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 18 + 2 = 25 ...+Dragon

What color he has returns to Mortimer as he begins to feel free once more.

FortDC24: 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 18 + 2 = 22 +Dragon

Mortimer grows even paler as he feels his body freeze up.

Mortimer slides next to Solrisa and pummels the Prone Blue.

Dragon+ElementalFist: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 45 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1 + 4d6 ⇒ (4, 3) + 3 + (2, 1) + 12 + 1 + (4, 3, 1, 3) = 37 +Holy, Mot4W, Cold, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 48 Feast, Glory. Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (2, 8) + 3 + (5, 6) + 9 = 33 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 29 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (10, 10) + 3 + (5, 6) + 9 = 43 +Holy, Dragon (Cold)

Dragon: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 38 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (8, 1) + 3 + (4, 1) + 9 = 26 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 35 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (2, 7) + 3 + (4, 1) + 9 = 26 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 34 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (7, 1) + 3 + (1, 1) + 9 = 22 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 27 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (3, 8) + 3 + (4, 4) + 9 = 31 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 35 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (3, 3) + 3 + (5, 3) + 9 = 26 +Holy, Dragon

Crit Conf?
Dragon: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 17 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 4d10 + 6 + 2d6 + 18 ⇒ (7, 5, 5, 5) + 6 + (4, 3) + 18 = 53 +Holy, Dragon

Haste
Dragon: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 45 Feast, Glory, Haste
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1 + 4d6 ⇒ (2, 10) + 3 + (2, 3) + 12 + 1 + (4, 6, 6, 2) = 51

FortDC24: 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 18 + 2 = 25 +Dragon

Mortimer tries to finish red off, and if he does he starts in on blue after taking a step to the south and west.

Dragon+ElementalFist+StunningFist: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 35 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1 + 4d6 ⇒ (9, 4) + 3 + (3, 2) + 12 + 1 + (3, 5, 4, 3) = 49 +Holy, Mot4W, Cold, Dragon
Fort DC 22 or be stunned for a round

Dragon: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 43 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (5, 5) + 3 + (4, 1) + 9 = 27 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 38 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (7, 9) + 3 + (1, 5) + 9 = 34 +Holy, Dragon (Cold)

Dragon: 1d20 + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 22 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 39 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (4, 4) + 3 + (1, 3) + 9 = 24 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 32 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (8, 6) + 3 + (4, 1) + 9 = 31 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 17 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 23 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (5, 2) + 3 + (1, 1) + 9 = 21 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 16 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (1, 9) + 3 + (5, 3) + 9 = 30 +Holy, Dragon

Dragon: 1d20 + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 12 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 16 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (6, 1) + 3 + (6, 6) + 9 = 31 +Holy, Dragon

Haste
Dragon: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 27 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 44 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1 + 4d6 ⇒ (10, 2) + 3 + (4, 4) + 12 + 1 + (4, 4, 2, 6) = 52

Mmmmm... licorice root!

Mortimer smacks his lips, very pleased indeed.

”C’mon, Sol. Let’s knock some Giant heads together.

Mort makes a move on the nearest Giant Jerk/Lackey.

Dragon+ElementalFist+StunningFist: 1d20 + 27 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 27 + 1 + 1 = 44 Feast, Glory
For Damage: 2d10 + 3 + 2d6 + 12 + 1 + 4d6 ⇒ (2, 10) + 3 + (1, 2) + 12 + 1 + (4, 5, 2, 5) = 47 +Holy, Mot4W, Cold, Dragon
Fort DC 22 or be stunned

Mortimer folds his arms awaiting the answer.

"Uh, I guess it is this way."

Mortimer tries to trace their steps back to where they last saw Kargo. He heads up the stairs.

D -> C -> Dining Hall

KnowDungeon: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

"Someone... like us"

"YES!" Mortimer agrees emphatically.

"Why is he so shouty?"

”Because Sol, actually in ways other than size he is a very small giant. Also, because his vocal chords have to be the size of giant anacondas.”

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"Perhaps. Perhaps we should be heading to Kagro and taking the truth out of his throat and the key out of his neck"

Mortimer’s eyes get wide and he takes a slight step away from the Half-Elf elder in surprise.

Man, he takes the ‘r’ and ‘e’ out of ‘thurge’.

He gazes in perplexment at the gnome as he speaks. ”Uhh, after what Eidi just said? Are you kidding?”

BluffAid: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

"Yah, Kargo. that greedy son of hill giant..."