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 289 posts. Alias of trux.
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Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Dudes, Ladies
Mesdames, Monsieurs
Androgynous Internet Entities of indeterminate origin and uncertain cause
I regrettably will need to pass away into the aether.
These rides through white wall are taking too much time, so much time. Time better spent helping others, "doing the good work" as it were.
When you play rpgs with other people, you get to know them very well.
Be assured, I find you are all fine personas and genteel actors. None wanting in any way.
-Adieu
@moebharrell
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"Sure, make the greyskin do all the work. Just like a flyer."
Mak is smiling as he complains.
"Keep your heads about you, millers." He shouts after Morti and his group as they take off into the woods.
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Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
If I read that right, then
First watch /sunset-2100: Caramir and Cyanne
Midwatch /2100-1: morti and kakao
Second Midwatch /1-3: Okrin and Makirut
Stand To /3-dawn: Mikka and Karl
"So I guess that leaves Okrin and I for second midwatch."
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Mak fills you both in, and you catch a certain amount of glee in his eyes as he recounts how each animal has been maimed, crushed, and nailed to the trees with iron nails. Probably from that big dangerous bushman. His scythe had a bunch of dead animals on it, and seemed to have the nails aplenty. They were hammered into the hilt, you know.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
As you journey, the half-orc says simply, "Welcome to the Mob."
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"Noice place you have here, Mother. Seems to elbow up nicely. I don't warrant you have to worry about too many Lillie-priggers round a quaint little madge like this."
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"Aye, I spoke with the women yesterday. These hicksams won't be napping away the afternoon again. Not for some time, I warrant."
He turns to Caramir, "But perhaps timber can wait. In which case, I would accompany you as well. Bug, You need only say the word. Just be careful with the flyer, lest he come backs to me whinging over those footsores of his."
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
bluff: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
"Caramir, what? Why are you so fluffy today?" You can see through Mak's joke. He appears to be alright.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"Aye, it'll be back again, I warrant."
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Upon entering the barn, you see Rata propped up on a makeshift bed in the corner. Mak is sitting beside him, his head bowed in quiet conversation at first. bluff for words, not for feeling: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
When he notices your arrival, he stands, apparently excited to see you. "Ah, just the mighty culls I sought! Here I was hoping I'd have the chance to defend the village all myself, but you've dashed that now, haven't you?" He greets each of you with a warm hug. "Karl, we had a sow eat her mate today. After the bird, I mean."
You can all can hear the penned bull bellow for a moment, the sound coming into the barn from out on the village green. "That jack, the one what-whose father died, Cian says he's a bit odd. He's been emptying the dead man's house all day. Hasn't said a word. Just brings the things out around the back and sets 'em in a pile." Mak shakes his head.
I'll remind you - Cian is the imaginary-friend paladin at this point.
"Had all the other fighting men at drills all day. Things I remember from the longhunters, I shared." He scratches his head. Then, speaking to Baron, "I am still not sure I understand the terms as you explained them to me, flyer. I've kept up my end of the bargain, regardless. These villagers, most of them have seen their hard knocks now. Enough to keep the four-legs at bay, anyhow."
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Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Brother Leoven, when we left him, he was preoccupied with work.
His sole computer needed to be replaced, and his car needed some work (for work purposes).
Hopefully once that all gets sorted, the devil will come back to meet us.
Dear Grimey Grimmy should still be hale and hearty.
"They are jamming our sensors, pick up your visual scanning."
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
All wings report in:
Barakus-3 Standing by
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"Yeah Cian, maybe the Bug knows.", Mak turns to Caramir and asks, "Bug, you know how to talk to the ornery avian?"
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
sense motive: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
In reply to Caramir. "Nothing extraordinary about that one, but he doesn't seem anything like Aldan or Anna. Unfriendly isn't he, bug?"
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"Is he evil, Cian? He's not sparkly. Maybe sam's hiding it, Cian. Definitely strange. No I suppose druids aren't evil. I don't think so, no. Well, he doesn't look like a bloody bug to me."
Makirut's sanity has officially left the building. If you guys want an actual NPC Cian, then please mention it in Discussion when you have a chance. I'm afraid with too many NPCs, they might steal the show.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Okay if anyone else can step in for Grimmy, speak now before I buy into Necromancer.
Morti, Rata, will you be joining us if I tempGM?(TM)?
Okay looks like we have Morti with a possible ratfolk alchemist, Rata with his android slayer, and whatever I end up cooking up this morning.
I'll see what springs to mind.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
That looks like fun, thanks Karl, Chillblame.
Rata, I'd consider running a cigar-chewing ranger robot-killer.
I'll cede that to your slayerness. Perhaps I'll just come up with something to round out the group if we go that route?
But just want to check. Chilly, if we come up with a temp DM, will you have time to DM your Iron Gods, as well as participate here?
It sounds like Morti, Caromir, Myself are likely for (CONTINUE? Y/N)
Karl, Okrin, Rata, what do you think?
If we do Fiasco, I'm partial to the Dallas 1963 playset. It sounds like we may have only three for that game, however.
I figure that we'll see a delayed posting schedule, whoever assumes temp-DM here.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
I just say that because we havent heard weight from morti or okrin yet.
Had a weird moment tonight
Some self portraits you just have to take in your head.
Here I am in an empty cornfield gazing up at the milky way at midnight.
F!@$in life is weird, mayne
Iron gods sound pretty fine when you have the milky way coming down at you.
Or this
Or fiasco
Or what have you.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
That seems pretty cool.
Guys, it doesn't seem like there's a whole lot of interest, but...
If no one really wants to GM, I can GM this game for a bit.
OR ... maybe we could try a game or two of Fiasco! to pass the time.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Are you running it on paizo boards Karl?
Query of course in the event you are willing to DM this same group with different PCs and a different adventure.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
G-Baby popped back in to say hi.
I suppose it's up to us whether we want to press continue with an alt-GM or not.
Does anyone strongly want to alt-GM?
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Hopefully he is nearing the apple store. It is almost time for us to spring the trap...
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"We're poor little lambs who've lost our way,
Baa! Baa! Baa!
We're little black sheep who've gone astray,
Baa—aa—aa!
Gentlemen-rankers out on the spree,
Damned from here to Eternity,
God ha' mercy on such as we,
Baa! Yah! Bah!"
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Is there, in fact, anyone out there?
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Mak continues to bleed a bit. Black blood seeping from his left arm as he clutches it with his right. A grim expression of pain sliced across his face.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
I think we're all pretty much here for the long haul.
We can play charades or something if we need to take weekend recess.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
I get (+)one.
Unfortunately my healer is currently on Smuggler's Shiv.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Yeah that grease is DC 14, so the pluto dog is standing. Still has five feet to go before it can reach me though!
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Dont give it ideas Karl! It's a dungeon master!
Also good to hear Rata
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Round 4
Okay. Forget Plan A. Grimmy, feel free to holler and stomp on me for irking your combat flow.
Mak steps just out of reach as the wolf tries to bit him again. (5ft away).
Then he unleashes the legendary Grease, his most powerful spell, upon the wolf attacking him.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Damn Grimmy, I am paranoid as hell about what is happening in the village, but I know I will find out eventually.
I also know it will be enjoyable whatever it is.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Round 4
Mak Readies Grease. (prepare for Travolta)
He will cast at the largest grouping of wolves ( Near Rata and Okrin?)
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
I think it only works against attacks not manuevers. However if your aid another roll (AOO roll) worked-then we'd get bonuses to maybe avoid damage. Unfortunately, the wolf up against mak rolled a 20. I'd probably take the hit regardless.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Round 3
He takes a grave would to his left arm from the wolf's bite and falls backwards.
Mak, feeling like he has little choice in the matter, stands up, shaking off the wolf and withdraws backwards so that he can ready his bow or a spell for next round.
"get them together and I'll Grease them good!
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Intent for this is to be funny, lighten the situation we find ourselves in. The following is not meant to offend in any way. Just tell me if it's a red-line for you guys.
@ Okrin Mak teasingly says, "Oh, so you know the bug? I must ask, how did you two meet? Was it a moonlit night in Bard's Gate?"
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@ Rata "Were there candles and a flippin' lute? Okrin seems like the type for candles and a flipping lute. Apt to pamper the ladies," Mak pauses to consider what he just said for a moment.
"'erm, you know what I mean."
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
This is either a test probe or a distraction... why else? Why all of this noise?
It was so much easier with the drow. Before you awoke you were already in arms.
Dumb creatures, even the orcs know when to be quiet.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Round 2 - in which we try not to hit the tree.
know local: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3
I'll probably try detect magic next round.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
my contribution is either
1-Fudge me stats and I can be a cleric of Jamboor. (MAAGIICAAL BEEEES!)
2-Kill Mak - Fudge another character in. I'll give us a holy warrior.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Rata, saw your post just now. Mak is done with the assassinininging-ing
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
I coulda been a contender cleric.
I'd happily trade per the ideas I posted, dmg
List of Gods here
Also, bump.
Guys we have a great cast so far. goodly monk(pyromaniac?), assassin, ranger, vagabond, stout dwarf, and plenty of odd stuff to play off of.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Dammit. I suppose this one's on me, fellas.
Caramir, you sure boss? This cleric replacement is on me. I should have been more supportive of Monsieur Le Baron. I know you wanted to roll wizard.
In the end, Whatever Works, y'know?
G, what about the dungeon of doom crewe? Any chance they can get a sidle in?
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
"He seems like he means well." Mak says to Rata.
perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Come on Lucky Arrow! (Mak uses a point of his vagabond's/archaeologist's luck.
attack Wolf #3: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
It strays wide and hits a branch.
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6 to Tree.
"Your move, assassin. Just don't kill me until last, okay?"
@OKRIN Hey don't forget, Mak would have cast message on you if you were outside the barn when he was done with Anna.
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
intimidate: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
"FORM RANKS YOU SCUM HICKSAMS"
Male Half-Orc Vagabond 1 | HP:6 | AC:15 T:12 FF:13 | CMD 13 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +3| Init +2 | PerC: +5
@ Ratatata Fennagle In fact yes. I have lost my marbles. If you see them, let my secretary know.
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