Flying in quietly, Lord Perpireen is nearly guaranteed to go unheard by the sleeping dragon... He oggles the dragon's hoard with greedy little eyes...
Begora, look at all that gold... he whispers very faintly to himself...
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HUZZUH!! WELL DONE, FOXY!! Right! ... Into the portal you go, Sleeping Beauty! The tiny Lord somehow manages to loop the hoop-like fairy-portal over the unconscious bandersnatch in a feat of transformation that defies the other's eyes and minds! In all of six seconds, the deadly desert bandersnatch is safely transported into the First World!
Oh, blast it all!! Alphonse's been struck blarmy by its bloody eyes! Snap out of it, me boyo!! Fluttering over to Johann again, he taps the bloodied Dire Bear with his curative wand... There, big lad, go to it!
Well... This is getting... sticky... The little fey Lord buzzes over to Ihrin and taps her with his healing wand...
Lord Perpireen squints at Cassiel, annoyed. I had it well in hand, good Archangel Cassiel! There was no need for ye to butt in--er, lend thine aid, as it were... Producing a satchel from the bundle he carries between his wings, Lord Perpireen retrieves a silver and cold iron torc, ring-shaped neck ornament of the Celts and the Seely Folk... He begins to spin it, causing it to expand slowly but surely until the open space in the center is as big around as the front portals of a cathedral... Within can be seen another land, a wilder, brighter land...
WHAT!? No way. Lord Perpireen buzzes down to poke at the limp bandersnatch with a tiny sprite-forged rapier... *doink-doink!* Is it really trying to play opossum?? HAHAHAHAHAA!! O, bandersnatch, me boyo! That's rich! HOHOHOHOHO!! Now why don't ye be a good beasty, and jump through this wee portal to a happier place I'm about to open for ye. Aye? Wiggle your ears if ye agree!
Trying to keep Johann healthy as he pierces himself with the bandersnatch's quills, Lord Perpireen taps his big companion on the snout with his wand again... Haha! Make him eat gravel, Johann! That's it!!
Lord Perpireen buzzes around near Bear's snout and lands on it, touching him with his wand of cure moderate wounds...
That's the way, Johann! Crush him under your immense girth! Heehee!!
Seeing that Mwikali intends to cast a touch spell on the bandersnatch, Lord P becomes visible and swoops down in front of the monster's snout to distract it...
BOO!! HEHEHEHEE!! |