Year of Our Lord 1437 Pathfinder RAW PVP Combined Tables 1 & 2

Game Master Michael Johnson 66

[ooc]Magic items:(/ooc]

A blue-green water elemental gem (the one Johann picked up and waved overhead)
A clear air elemental gem
A ring of protection +3
A necklace of fireballs type v
A necklace of adaptation
A cloak of the bat

Johann looks quite cross and folds his arms over his chest. "When everyone is wrong, then I need to take matters into my own hands. Look at him! Clearly he was weak. There is nothing he could have done to us. And now we are richer in gold, but we could have been holding a weapon mighty enough to slay the AntiChrist. And that is ALL that really matters. You were wrong. All of you were wrong. But what is done is done."

"What gives you such certitude, that you lack even basic trust in your companions' decisions?"

"'Clearly he was weak', perhaps, though debatable, but why are you so certain your Wish would turn out well? I am no scholar, but I can think of a number of ways such a Wish would cost us dearly in the here and now, for no guarantee it would be worth it later."

Alphonse shakes his head.

"You wished for a blade for me, a blade of 'matchless power'. Such a weapon could certainly be a boon...if I could wield it." he hefts his scythe.

"I have trained with an assortment of weaponry, but it is this that was given to me by an Archangel, and what I have chosen to master. Were it even a blade I could wield, I would be at least that much disadvantaged."

"But what if it were not? What if it were a weapon no mortal could wield without dying, such was its 'matchless power', or even too heavy to lift for any of us to attempt to use? Or even simply of a shape and heft it would take a lifetime to master its use, which we do not have available? Or perhaps the blade was forged, and remains in an inhospitable resting place, since you did not specify we must be able to retrieve it safely. Something forged in a mountain hotter than Vesuvius, and embedded in its searing hot rock? All of these things and more, much more I could never dream of are within the creature's power once you have given it that authority."

He sighs and shakes his head again.

"But all of that is somewhat beside the main point. Regardless of all the ways your careless Wish could have gone awry, the fact remains that it was a decision you made despite everyone else' desires. By what authority do you claim such ownership of all our lives, that you would so callously disregard us and spend our lives as you please?"

"We are not your servants or soldiers Kaltgeboren, and certainly not your slaves. We do not live and die by your command."

"Wishes are a binding contract with reality, pulling the fabrics together weaving into being the very thoughts manifested into living form.It has it limits and you are bound to the limits. Such a wish with a creature would have the same limits but as the creature is casting it I doubt it would not be in your favor" She says looking to the others as she begins to look over the items taking time to identify them.

Ihrin curses herself in Romani, while she looks to Johann and then Alphonse. "Deed is done, we killed it, now we split the spoils and move on" She says her blade still out.

"You do not live and die by command, but neither do I by yours. You didn't want the wish, but I did, so I made the wish. I do not bow down to your whims. In my eyes, that is fair; though clearly I should have wished for something for myself. What is done is done. Let us move on."

Alphonse looks deeply disturbed, and doesn't bother to hide it.

"No matter what you would have Wished for, it would have affected all of us. I do not believe this is 'done'. You made a potentially harmful deal that could have ended with the doom of everyone here, and show no remorse, or even understanding of what you've done."

"Quite frankly I don't believe I can trust you to not make the same choice again if confronted by ANOTHER creature from the pits of Hell that offers you riches at the expense of our mission and safety. We will no doubt be tempted many such times again before this is through; it is one of the Adversary's most common, and effective tactics."

"If all you live by is your own whims, with no regard for anyone else but your own selfish desires, how can you be trusted?"

OOC talk real quick, when did Johann swap from LG to CN/NE?

He's been chaotic good for a long time. I would say doing what he wants to do in the face of people who disagree with him is CG. Also you aren't going to convince him. We each had our say, time to keep going. I don't do prolonged arguments because they just make people mad.

Johann chooses to ignore the paladin. "ONWARD, THEN! THIS SMALL HEAP WAS JUST A TASTE OF SOLOMON'S MINE, I WOULD IMAGINE."

The heroes loot the treasure, distributing items that will obviously bolster their chances of survival and sharing the load of the valuable burden equitably and according to carrying capacity. Having done this, the Champions descend further down the spiral stair that plumbs the depths of the mine shaft...

The next lower tunnel forks left or right after about eighty or ninety paces...

Right to cave C? Or left to cave D?

At the junction, Johann pauses and listens. After that, he turns back to bear form and smells!

listen: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (15) + 17 = 32

scent!: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (16) + 17 = 33

If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose.

Ogon Fox shifts into his fox shape to sniff as well, aiding Johann.
scent-based perception, aid another DC 10: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Now all I can think of is the Froot Loops toucan.

Ihrin awaits next to the two anthropomorphic teammates as she sheaths her blade and waits for them to figure out what way she was to scout ahead.

Bear and Fox sniff each tunnel at the fork...

The right-hand tunnel has a beastly, feral odor... It is disturbingly familiar to Ogon Fox, but not to Johann...

The left-hand tunnel has a dry, reptilian musk in the air...

The skulls and bones of numerous creatures, some humanoid, litter the floors down both tunnels...

Now in form, Johann is unwilling to turn back and report on his findings. He gives a bear shrug of the shoulders, as if to say, "whatever."

He looks at Fox to see if he has any strong opinions.

yeah sorry, I don't want to lose two hours of form by turning back and then turning again. I am fine with MJ picking a direction for us if Fox doesn't post soon.

Turning back to his kitsune shape, Fox announces, "Either way, we face a bestial predator of some kind. But that way," he points at the right-hand tunnel, "is a scent I recognize. It is a bandersnatch, like that which we fought in the desert."

He looks sheepishly at Alphonse before his next words: "I won't fake my death, this time."

"Let's deal with the bandersnatch, first."

So it's the bandersnatch first...

The chance of the lesser bandersnatch being in its lair is 25%: 01-25 on percentile die: 1d100 ⇒ 11 The 'snatch is present!

Alphonse nods at Fox's suggestion.

"We will be going to every room eventually, I'd imagine. Better to deal with the danger we know."

Ihrin walks up keeping her hand to the side of the cavern as she continues up the cavern mentioned.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23
Perception: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (3) + 19 = 22Traps is 26

Despite Ihrin and Lord P scouting with uncanny stealth, the wily bandersnatch sniffs the air and detects the approach of prey!

HAROOO!! KALLOOOO!! cries the bandersnatch in gleeful challenge, and it springs forward on six clawed legs to greet the explorers!

INITIATIVES:

DESERT BANDERSNATCH 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28
DIRE BEAR JOHANN 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
LORD PERPIREEN 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
LADY IHRIN DRACUL 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
OGON FOX 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
MWIKALI 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
ALPHONSE VERITAS 1d20 ⇒ 12

BATTLE 'GAINST THE BANDERSNATCH!! ROUND 1!! FIGHT!! OOH OOH AH AH AHHH!!

BANDERSNATCH!
OGON FOX!
DIRE BEAR JOHANN!
LORD PERPIREEN!
MWIKALI & KIKU!
ALPHONSE VERITAS!

EEEEKK!!!

Before any of the Champions can react, the desert bandersnatch bounds toward Lady Ihrin, directing its maddening gaze at Mwikali as it does so...

Gaze attack at Mwikali, Fortitude DC 23 or confused!

It snaps its snaggletoothed jaws at Ihrin 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (4) + 24 = 28... CHOMP!!... savagely biting her for 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (1, 5) + 7 = 13 damage and attempting to grapple her in its mouth... CMB 1d20 + 32 ⇒ (13) + 32 = 45... and grabs her in its jaws!

It eyes Johann the Bear, who is still about 30 feet up the tunnel, and whips its barbed tail back and forth, rump raised high, like a cat playing with a mouse...

OGON FOX, WHAT DO?? WHAT DO??

DIRE BEAR JOHANN ON DECK...

The Fox dashes forward and comes around behind the bandersnatch making use of my 50ft speed to cut off a retreat once the Bear catches up. He finishes his movement with a jab at one of the bandersnatch's haunches.

Punch!: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (18) + 16 = 34
damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

My position should set up a flank for the next melee person that wants it.

The Fox dashes forward and comes around behind the bandersnatch making use of my 50ft speed to cut off a retreat once the Bear catches up. He finishes his movement with a jab at one of the bandersnatch's haunches.

My position should set up a flank for the next melee person that wants it.

Indeed, it does. Jabbing the bandersnatch's launches deals 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 piercing damage to Fox from its quill defense extraordinary ability!

As Fox jabs the beast in its prickly hindquarters, his fist is pierced by the monster's quills!

Best way to deal with that thing is to wrap it in a bear hug... quills be damned!

Johann lumbers forward, and swings while trying to grab and hold on!

Claw Attack & damage: 1d20 + 18 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 18 + 2 = 361d8 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 9 + (5) = 17 flanking
Free Grab attempt: 1d20 + 23 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 23 + 2 = 36 flanking

Best way to deal with that thing is to wrap it in a bear hug... quills be damned!

Johann lumbers forward, and swings while trying to grab and hold on!

flanking

As Johann grabs the desert bandersnatch, he is pierced by its quills for 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 damage, but he secures a vice-like grip on the wily predator, and crushes some ribs and connective tissue with a brutal bearhug!

*SKINCH!!*...*KRUNCH!!!*...*WHEEZE!!*

LORD PERPIREEN IS UP!

MWIKALI ON DECK!!

EEEEK!!

Will: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Mwikali is not confused and casts Baleful Ploymorph into a dire rat.

So how big is this thing, Is it larger then me, can I squeeze into its mouth and attack it from inside its mouth, as its softer on the inside?

So how big is this thing, Is it larger then me, can I squeeze into its mouth and attack it from inside its mouth, as its softer on the inside?

It can swallow you whole as one of its special attacks, so... Yeah, I'd say you could definitely try to get inside on purpose, though I don't think I've ever had a player try that tactic before! LOL... I'm going to say that it gets an attack of opportunity, and you need to beat it's CMD with a CMB check to succeed...

[dice=Will]1d20+11

Mwikali is not confused and casts Baleful Ploymorph into a dire rat.

Oh snap! Lol... I will die laughing if this works... Mwikali must succeed on s touch attack to deliver the baleful polymorph...

Seeing that Mwikali intends to cast a touch spell on the bandersnatch, Lord P becomes visible and swoops down in front of the monster's snout to distract it...

Aid another distracting attack 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29 vs touch AC... succeeds, granting +2 to Mwikali's touch attack...

BOO!! HEHEHEHEE!!

Mwikali steps up and slaps the Bandersnatch!

Touch Attack: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 = 12

Ihrin uses her compression ability to squeeze herself smaller and slip into the mouth.

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Mwikali steps up and slaps the Bandersnatch!

With it being grappled and flanked, the touch lands... Mwikali takes 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 piercing damage from its quills... Fortitude save vs baleful polymorph 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22 succeeds!

The desert bandersnatch resists Mwikali's polymorphing touch!

Ihrin uses her compression ability to squeeze herself smaller and slip into the mouth.

The bandersnatch resists Ihrin's attempt to wriggle down its throat!

*HWHARRRFFF!!!*... Like a cat coughing out a furball!

Quills deal 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 piercing to Ihrin for her efforts...

ALPHONSE!! KILL IT! KILL IT!!

Alphonse looks on in horror and bemusement as Ihrin tries to get herself eaten, but is relieved when everything comes out okay.

"Well, it was certainly an interesting tactic."

Slice: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21
Damage: 2d4 + 18 ⇒ (4, 2) + 18 = 24

Slice 2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18
Damage: 2d4 + 18 ⇒ (2, 3) + 18 = 23

Hm. I think I missed twice.

Alphonse looks on in horror and bemusement as Ihrin tries to get herself eaten, but is relieved when everything comes out okay.

"Well, it was certainly an interesting tactic."

[dice=Slice]1d20+14
[dice=Damage]2d4+18

[dice=Slice 2]1d20+9
[dice=Damage]2d4+18

Hm. I think I missed twice.

It happens to the greatest of heroes...lol

BATTLE 'GAINST THE BANDERSNATCH!! ROUND TWOZEEZ!! FIGHT!! OOH OOH AH AH AHHH!!

BANDERSNATCH!
OGON FOX!
DIRE BEAR JOHANN!
LORD PERPIREEN!
MWIKALI & KIKU!
ALPHONSE VERITAS!

EEEEKK!!!

ROUND 2:

Bite at Ihrin again 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (4) + 24 = 28 *CHOMP!* dealing 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (3, 3) + 7 = 13 damage, and another grab attempt 1d20 + 32 ⇒ (10) + 32 = 42 succeeds, snatching the Lady Dracul up again in its maw!

With a snap of its mighty jaws, the bandersnatch snatches Ihrin up, threatening to swallow her after all!

It flashes its crazy, googly eyes at Mwikali again... Fort DC 23 or be confused...

More attacks coming...

Ihrin gripped in its slavering maw, the bandersnatch claws at the Dire Bear crushing its spine with both claws... Claw vs Johann 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (8) + 24 = 32 deals 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 slashing damage! Claw vs Johann 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (12) + 24 = 36 deals 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14 slashing damage! *SNIKKER-SNAKK!!*

It then lashes out at Ogon Fox with its quilled tail 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (15) + 19 = 34 *SKNAKKT!!!* dealing 2d6 + 14 ⇒ (3, 6) + 14 = 23 bludgeoning and piercing damage!

KARROOOO!! KARRAYYYY!!! HYUK-HYUK-HYUK-WAKKA-WAKKA-WAKKAAAA!!!

Johann tightens his grip despite the pain of claws and quills.. This thing is not about the escape the grapple of the massive bear!

maintain grapple: 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (17) + 30 = 47

If that succeeds, then I will turn that grapple to a pin. wakka wakka wakka? It is Fozie the bear!

Flurry 1: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 2 = 20 miss!
Flurry 2: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 16 + 2 = 31 hit!
Flurry 3: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 11 + 2 = 28 This one is the spin kick targeting flat-footed AC (doesn't apply if bandersnatch has Uncanny Dodge), so maybe a hit?

Damage 2: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage 3 (if it was a hit): 1d8 + 9 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + 9 + (2, 6) = 21

The Fox unleashes a flurry of punches followed by a spinning kick! He winces from the hit dealt by the bandersnatch's tail, as well as the quills he tries to ignore during his own strikes.

Johann tightens his grip despite the pain of claws and quills.. This thing is not about the escape the grapple of the massive bear!

If that succeeds, then I will turn that grapple to a pin. wakka wakka wakka? It is Fozie the bear!

HAHA!! Well done, Johann...

The Bear slams the bandersnatch into the cavern floor on its quilled spine and presses his considerable weight down on the beast, pinning it!

*OOOFF!!*...*wheeeze!*

The quills of the bandersnatch pierce the Bear's shaggy hide, dealing 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 piercing damage...

Unleashes a flurry of blows... This one is the spin kick targeting flat-footed AC (doesn't apply if bandersnatch has Uncanny Dodge), so maybe a hit?

The Fox unleashes a flurry of punches followed by a spinning kick! He winces from the hit dealt by the bandersnatch's tail, as well as the quills he tries to ignore during his own strikes.

Taking advantage while Bear has the monster pinned on its back, Fox lands a solid reverse punch, followed by a rib-crunching spinning side kick!

ARRROOOO!! YEOWWWLL!! groans the bandersnatch...

The quills deal 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 and 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 piercing damage to Fox...