
Cassiel the Archangel |

Johann is suspicious. The monster already tried fooling him once; and the genie from the previous room tried to use an illusion on him as well. Instead of letting go, he carefully watches and listens to see if this is an illusion too.
[dice=percep]d20+17
The archangel seems very real to Johann. And when he radiates a golden-turquoise light that seals Johann's wounds and eases his pains, he is convinced.

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Johann appreciates the heal, but then he sees the bandersnatch healed as well.
He snarls, but if one could understand bear, it would sound something like this.
Gah! Just go away already! Now we have to start all over!
Johann will keep maintaining the grapple at +30. I'm gone for a few days, so feel free to bot me!

Desert bandersnatch |

The bandersnatch gazes at Alphonse with its crazy blue eyes! Swift action gaze attack, Fort DC 23 or confused...
It attempts to free itself from Johann's iron grip... CMB 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (3) + 33 = 36 vs Johann's CMD...... and nearly does so, writhing and wriggling like a furry worm! The Bear's grip is too secure!

Ihrin Ardlean Dracul |

Ihrin feeling revived she strikes with speed and precision.
Wakizashi: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Acid: 1d6 ⇒ 2
Sneak Attack: 5d6 ⇒ (3, 1, 4, 3, 5) = 16
Wakizashi: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Acid: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Sneak Attack: 5d6 ⇒ (5, 4, 1, 5, 5) = 20
Dagger: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Sneak Attack: 5d6 ⇒ (3, 4, 5, 3, 2) = 17

The Ogon Fox |

Flurry 1: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 2 = 19
Flurry 2: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 16 + 2 = 20
Flurry 3: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 11 + 2 = 17
As the battle re-commences, the Fox is entirely off balance!

Ihrin Ardlean Dracul |

Critical Confirmation Wakizashi: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Critical Confirmation Dagger: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Alphonse Veritas, Oathkeeper |

Alphonse rises and sweeps his scythe through the air, contemplating what Cassiel had said to him as he pays half a mind to the actual battle, letting the holy spirit now enveloping his form guide his hand.
Slash 1: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (8) + 17 = 25
Damage: 2d4 + 18 ⇒ (2, 3) + 18 = 23
Slash 2: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Damage: 2d4 + 18 ⇒ (1, 3) + 18 = 22
Confirm?: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13

Desert bandersnatch |

ROUND 5:
The bandersnatch gazes at Alphonse... Fort DC 23 or confused...... as it struggles to free itself from Johann's mighty pin... CMB 1d20 + 32 ⇒ (2) + 32 = 34 vs Johann's CMD 36 fails again! The dice are hating this bandersnatch... or loving the Bear... lol... To no avail! The Bear squishes it hard into the cavern floor!

The Ogon Fox |

1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 16 + 2 = 34
1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 16 + 2 = 24
1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 + 2 = 21
Only the first is a hit, right?
1d8 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
The Fox lands a punch, but there's not much oomph behind it!

Ihrin Ardlean Dracul |

Ihrin strikes again. Thankfully Johanns continued pin allows her to take time and strike with precision.
Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Acid: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Sneak Attack: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 4, 6, 3, 1) = 20
Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Acid: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Sneak Attack: 5d6 ⇒ (2, 1, 5, 3, 1) = 12
Dagger: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Sneak Attack: 5d6 ⇒ (1, 5, 2, 6, 1) = 15

Desert bandersnatch |

Ihrin strikes again. Thankfully Johanns continued pin allows her to take time and strike with precision.
The bandersnatch squeals in agony as Irhin plunges her blades into its prickly flesh! But she is also pierced by its quills... taking 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (6, 1) + 8 = 15 piercing damage...

Mwikali |

Mwikali steps forward on the pinned creature and casts. She then points at the creature and lets the magic take over.
Fortitude save DC15
Spell Penetration Roll
SR Check: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

Desert bandersnatch |

Mwikali steps forward on the pinned creature and casts. She then points at the creature and lets the magic take over.
Fortitude save DC15
Spell Penetration Roll
Eek... it auto-succeeds I believe with a Fort +15... 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31 succeeds...
NAH-AH-AH-AH-AWWWW!! it defiantly yodels, crazy blue eyes a-google!

Michael Johnson 66 |

Alphonse's confused reaction for this round: 1d100 ⇒ 81 is to attack nearest creature! Since Johann, Fox, Ihrin, Lord P, Mwikali and the beast are all equally within your reach, 1=bandersnatch, 2=Johann, 3=Ogon Fox, 4=Ihrin, 5=Lord P, and 6=Mwikali... 1d6 ⇒ 2... he attacks Johann!

Alphonse Veritas, Oathkeeper |

Even in his addled state, Alphonse attempts to attack their foe. Unfortunately, his aim is a little off.
1d20 + 17 ⇒ (17) + 17 = 34
2d4 + 18 ⇒ (4, 1) + 18 = 23
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23
2d4 + 18 ⇒ (2, 3) + 18 = 23

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"GRRRRRRGGGGHHH! SNARL SNARL!"
Johann takes a hard swipe from the scythe, and looks over at Alphonse wondering if he is still mad about the genie thing.

Desert bandersnatch |

SK'NAACK!! HAR HAR HAR HARRR!!
Attempts to break Johann's pin... 1d20 + 32 ⇒ (7) + 32 = 39 succeeds!
At last, with a mighty squirm, the furry, quilled, sinuous feline monster slips out from under Johann!
AH-HAAA!!! AAAHH-HHHOOOYYY!!!
It oggles Mwikali with its confusing gaze attack, eyes googling madly with an inner blue phosphorescent glow! Fort DC 23 or confused 1 round...

Golgothon, Demonlord of Filth |

Suddenly, the stench of rotten sewage fills the cavern, overwhelming in its potent reek! Fort DC 23 or sickened for 1d6 ⇒ 6 rounds, everyone in the cavern!
A noxious cloud of greenish-yellow gas appears near the bandersnatch and those engaged in melee with it! Out of this stinking, noxious miasma steps a 10-foot-high demon with flesh that oozes excrement from its many festering pores! It's shit-smeared wings flap a nasty stench toward the adventurers!
GMOTH GARRLL GOLGOTHON!! DRUDEBBAZZ GROONTCHNIX!! ZzTARRGRØME, STZARVATCH GIXX-ZKARRTH CASSIEL!! HOHOHOHOHO!! VvOzzTHROX MIR ZRUB~~HH!!!
The foul-smelling poo demon closes its glowing yellow eyes and grins, as a loud, obnoxious fart echoes throughout the cavern and he radiates an aura of negative energy that catches the bandersnatch and all of the adventurers as well in its reeking area!
Fell fart of GOLGOTHON (negative energy channel) deals 10d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 1, 2, 2, 4, 6, 5, 6, 2) = 34 negative energy damage to all! Will DC 28 for half.

Mwikali |

Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Will: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Mwikali shakes off the effects of the stare but then yaks at the very stench exuded. Until she looked at the others and growled.
She slams her claws into the palm of her hand drawing blood. As she does she whispers a few words and throws blood towards the Bandersnatch as she lets the blood dissipate in arcane energies ribbons, tattered clothes and streams begin to thrust from under the Bandersnatch its multicolored cloth seeking to wrap around the body off the creature.
A 25ft squared area under the Bandersnatch. It acts as Web. DC is 20 Reflex

Ihrin Ardlean Dracul |

Ihrin tosses a dagger at the bandersnatch in the confusion.
Dagger Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
As she does she twists growls trying not to deal with the stench
Will: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

The Ogon Fox |

Fort DC 23 vs stench: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28
Will DC 28 vs neg energy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
The Fox turns his nose up and withstands the sickening effects of the demon's stench, but he does not fare so well against the blast of fart energy.
Taking full 34 points of damage, now at 73/120.

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will save: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22 i could only possible pass with a natural 20.
hp check
34 neg energy
23 from confused Alphonse
42 celestial healing
7 panic heal
41 damage from bandersnatch
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111/160 HP currently

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Johann growls in confusion as he wonder how strange this could get. He claws and bites.
Claw Attack 1 & damage: 1d20 + 18 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 18 + 1 = 341d8 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 9 + (5) = 17
Free Grab attempt: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (7) + 24 = 31
Claw Attack 2 & damage: 1d20 + 18 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 18 + 1 = 361d8 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 9 + (4) = 19
Free Grab attempt: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (6) + 24 = 30
Bite Attack & damage: 1d20 + 18 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 18 + 1 = 252d6 + 9 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 2) + 9 + (6) = 19
[buff:heroism]

Desert bandersnatch |

Johann growls in confusion as he wonder how strange this could get. He claws and bites.
[buff:heroism]
Johann's flurry of attacks seems to do considerable damage to the wiley bandersnatch! It squeals in mortal agony and seems close to giving up the ghost! For his troubles, unfortunately, The Bear takes 3d8 + 12 ⇒ (2, 5, 2) + 12 = 21 piercing damage from quills...
YOWWWWWLL!! YOWCH!! AWWWWEEEEHH!!

The Ogon Fox |

The now-large Fox makes another flurry of attacks on the bandersnatch.
Flurry 1: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 16 + 2 = 31
Flurry 2: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 16 + 2 = 19
Flurry 3: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 + 2 = 21
Damage 1: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 4) + 10 = 15

Desert bandersnatch |

Fox lands one good punch that seems to crack the bandersnatch's skull and incapacitate the wiley beast!
It is knocked unconscious for the moment, but it has fast healing, so... And Fox takes 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 piercing damage as well...
*YOINK!!*...*ker-THUMP!!*
The bandersnatch closes its wild, silly eyes and falls limp!

Lord Perpireen GM bot |

HUZZUH!! WELL DONE, FOXY!! Right! ... Into the portal you go, Sleeping Beauty!
The tiny Lord somehow manages to loop the hoop-like fairy-portal over the unconscious bandersnatch in a feat of transformation that defies the other's eyes and minds!
In all of six seconds, the deadly desert bandersnatch is safely transported into the First World!

Michael Johnson 66 |

Now able to survey your surroundings more leisurely, the cavern is observed to be a bone-yard full of the skeletal remains of the bandersnatch's past victims...
It would take a few hours to thoroughly sift through all of these remnants for whatever might be of value amid the detritus...

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Johann turns back into human form. "That was the STRANGEST battle I have ever been in. My dear Mwikali, you are learned in arcane magics. Is there anyway to block the gaze of the constant parade of celestial beings that have taken an interest in us?"

Mwikali |

"Not at my current strength, until then those voyeuristic bird men will have there fill!" She says hands on her hips pissed at the whole situation.
"Sorry," She sighs as she then nods"I apologize I feel my magic is not as potent as our foes resistances. I feel as if I may hold you back" She says a little down on her self for the lack of offensive prowess against the Bandersnatch.

Alphonse Veritas, Oathkeeper |

Alphonse shakes his head, snapping out of the confusion.
"Apologies, friends. The beast's gaze was mesmerizing."
"Perhaps we will find something in here that improves the potency of your spells, or ability to wield them?" Alphonse suggests to Mwikali.
"Who is injured?" And how much?