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FAWTLhouse Five
Lord President Moorluck wrote:

On a side note, I came across a set of the original 1977 Star Wars collectors cards in a garage today, and the guy said I could have them!

Happy Prez Day to LPM!! :D

Quite a coup, Lord President! And by coup I mean a great success...not...the other kind...well, anyway...

As I've just completed my latest tour of duty, I thought I should at least provide you with an update on the last assignment. I have begun the labor, but fear my talents may be inadequate for the task:

100 Uses for a Dead Goblin...the beginning:
1) Football! (too obvious?)
2) Slippers (please follow link for prototype)
3) Door stop (a must, though it's better if you get them to eat several rocks, first)
5) Bait (better than night crawlers!)
6) Bobblehead doll (requires spring installation)
7) Boot scraper (flip-top head and sharp teeth!)
8) Balloon (great fun for the kiddies!)

I hope you enjoy your President's Day, LPM.
FAWTLhouse Five

Welcome back, Lord President.

I regret to report that the required list of 100 uses for a dead goblin is stalled at 13. Unfortunately, I enlisted the aid of well-intentioned, but hopelessly useless, conscripts from the Google Islands. They have been dealt with, but I am now forced to continue development of the list sans aide.

Your patient indulgence is greatly appreciated.
FAWTLhouse Five

Welcome back, Lord President.

I regret to report that the required list of 100 uses for a dead goblin is stalled at 13. Unfortunately, I enlisted the aid of well-intentioned, but hopelessly useless, conscripts from the Google Islands. They have been dealt with, but I am now forced to continue development of the list sans aide.

Your patient indulgence is greatly appreciated.
FAWTLhouse Five
Solnes wrote:
LPM says your homeworks late! He wants that report on dead baby goblins in the morn! NO SLEEP FOR YOU! :P

Wait...Dead BABY goblins? OH CRUD!!!

FAWTLhouse Five
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Hey Paris, you could always write me 2000 word essay on how killing goblin babies is NOT an evil act.

Seriously though, I got nothin'. My creativity died last week.... had a service and all for it.

It'd be more fun to write a 2000 word essay on how to kill goblin babies. Unfortunately, one might be able to argue that THAT would be an evil act and I know a paladin or two who might be a little upset--and possibly confused--by the moral conundrum involved.
I challenge you then Lord Admiral, to hand me a report detailing 100 things you can use a dead goblin baby for. Say by tomorrow at 20:00? ;)

Aye, aye, Lord President.

FAWTLhouse Five
Moorluck wrote:
At this point m'dear he may be about my only fan. But he's pretty tops in my book too.

You still have my unwavering support, Mr. President.