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Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Loki is less than amused at being trapped.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Point taken, does his whole I eat magic thing effect my extracts or are those safe?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

First I said that and second, he can't hit what he can't see.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Hmmmm, to prank the barbarian or not to prank the barbarian. that is the question.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Touchy


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Who all's in the cafeteria?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Loki shrugs, "Best I could do, unless create water woukd be better."


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Will save DC is 22


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Spell save is 10+spell lvl+int mod right? which means I just need the level of calm emotions


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Will somebody explain this logic to me? When ANYONE else uses calm emotions to diffuse a tense situation it's okay, but when I do it it's bad? HOW IN THE NINE RINGS DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!!


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

*Triumphant music* Loki gains +10 positive karma points


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Loki hovers over the intense argument and toys with a nonlethal bomb, "On the one hand, I could drop this and calm them, but on the other hand I can put it away and let them duke it out." 1d100 ⇒ 55 Loki shakes his head and lights the fuse on the calm emotions bomb and counts to five before dropping it, "I hope this won't bite my tail off."


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

You know Tybs I can just use demention door and swing it back at you if I see it coming.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

don't have stealth


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

slight of hand: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (3) + 25 = 28


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

To prank a barbarian, one must either be brave, stupid, or have a LOT of hit points


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Before the dwarf decides to return Loki doses the drink with both slow and reduce person.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Spotting this newcomer to his domain, Loki grins and slips off to add a few drops of his change sex extract to the coffee of the dwarf.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

There are so many other things I could have done, so many things that would have made the body swap look like no big deal. The body swap just seemed like the most fun, but if you want I can always do one of those horrible things, like uncontrollable teleportation, or how about a fireball brewing in your gut, or maybe an implosion or explosion, or my personal favorite INSTANT DEATH.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

"This is almost too perfect," he says as he looks through his vials of alchemical brews. "Let's see how the little kitty cat and bird boy like being switched in body," he says lobbing two identical potions into their drinks. "Elfy can have," he looked through his vials again, "his hands stuck to the next thing he touches," he said as he poured a generous amount of sovereign glue onto the elf's hands after turning invisible.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Loki circled the cafeteria, looking for a target for one of his potions. "Who to mess with today hmmmm?"


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Loki sat bolt upright in his hammock, "You ever get the feeling somewhere you're missing a possibly akward moment?"


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
Yrrin Lightbringer wrote:
Belyu Shardae wrote:
I have often gotten groups of newer, less confident, students to work together, but I'm not sure how to work that in.

I have high diplomacy, high combat ability ....

someone else should take the role of the war leader, I prefer not to fight

What are the odds of me breaking into your room, finding just the right spot on your armor/necklace thing to rub poison ivy so that its on the inside of your codpiece?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

four victims, one day, I am the GOD of pranks today, who's NEXT?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

The lantern continues to glow cheerfully, seeming to mock the guy.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

"A THIRD victim, today's wonders just never cease," he said as he lobbed a vial into the cup.

grease plus polypurpose panacea (hallucination) polypurpose panacea


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Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
The yellow boxes wrote:
Somewhere off in the jungle a monkey eats a bug

what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to ME?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

do you have food or drink?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
lynora wrote:
Ardiente wrote:
I wonder how Ardiente would've reacted to briefly having a boyfriend....
Heh. Her brain was still female...and she's really into him so I don't know how she would have dealt with experiencing certain aspects of male anatomy...yeah, that would have been pretty traumatizing for her. :P

I CAN'T RESIST THE URGE!!!!!!!!!

Hey Raelle, is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

who all's in the cafeteria?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

why are we analyzing a STORY element?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
Raelle del Sol wrote:
Melody Waverider wrote:


Mel stops mid sentence, Ahhh.... Raelle? you definitely do not look or sound right.

Also i am guessing you don't normally change gender on a whim do you

Arthur Barren wrote:
"Uh no Hermes that's not normal, I think, unless this is a sign of a latent shape shifting power that suddenly became not latent?"

"What?! I.." she looked down and patted her hands along her chest...and realized with horror that her breasts were gone...and now she knew why her pants felt uncomfortable.... "Oh, gods...."

"Latent shape-shifting?! But...but...I didn't eve have headaches or get all moody or anything.....and there was something in my drink," s/he said, on the edge of tears, sounding utterly ridiculous as she spoke due to the chipmunk voice that was extremely dissonant with s/he's new male body. "How do I undo this?!" she asked, looking around realizing that s/he was an object of much laughter from the tables around them.

Loki is laughing hard enough that he needs to hang onto the rafters to keep from falling.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

so I'll just... *puts on shades* drop the base. lol, not really, I'll find a way


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

simple, stinking cloud plus dancing lights


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

my work here... is done... kinda... more people to prank


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
Renkai Urmas wrote:
Lang Fei wrote:
Renkai Urmas wrote:
Renkai is now searching for Lang

Lang was with Grim when you saw him but whatever. Lang is outside by the willow tree. Sun is there as well as Sorun and a giant owl

Lang returns Sorun's hug. Thanks. I am glad to know you.

well I was going to return to melody.... but I'm letting excrement have his fun in the cafe

Renkai is suddenly astride the bird....

"Hello boys...

can we DROP the Hidetsugu reference now?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

hmmmm......


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

creative I can do... ;)


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

but no plot armor vs pranks, I think only the Headmaster and a few others have plot armor vs pranks.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Renkai, vengeance is at hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cue maniacal laughter*


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
Treisdan Achdarach wrote:
Loki, Lord of All He Sees wrote:
Treisdan Achdarach wrote:

Post spell please[/ooc]

Treisdan goes.and sits at a table by himself, humming a dirge...

Negative Reaction Dancing Lantern

"Go away lantern....."

Treisdan mutters head down...

It hovers by him, glowing cheerily, almost mocking him.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
Treisdan Achdarach wrote:

Post spell please[/ooc]

Treisdan goes.and sits at a table by himself, humming a dirge...

Negative Reaction Dancing Lantern


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
Treisdan Achdarach wrote:
Loki, Lord of All He Sees wrote:
Loki very carefully lobs a vial into the coffee cup held by the mage and laughs quietly.

*ploop*


Huh?

Looks into cup....

What???

Starts fishing out pieces of broken glass

Takes a sip

A small lantern pops quietly into existance next to the mage and hovers there as the feeling that the only thing he can rely on is himself.

negative reaction combined with Dancing Lantern


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Loki very carefully lobs a vial into the coffee cup held by the mage and laughs quietly.


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

"No, too lethal, too silly, too serious, too... ... ...wrong, ah, just right."


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

"Another victim? This day just keeps getting better, what else do I have?"


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Loki took very careful aim at the carafe and very carefully dropped in the vial of the mixed potions, "That should be amusing for a few hours, what other chaos can I mix up?"


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

So just the vocal?


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

don't feel bad, might toss one in igni's food/drink too


Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

Hindsight, 20/20 it is

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