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The phrase 'I feel like owl sauce' makes perfect sense to me right now.

I think I need to go to bed.


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In other news, they have officially confirmed what I already knew, i.e. I have THE PLAGUE, which is why I 've been self-isolating since Sunday. It's far from fun, but I'm just tired, snotty and a bit feverish - I don't require any medical attention, thank goodness.


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Woran wrote:
Ufh. I'm starting to feel really under the weather, and I have a concert to go to tonight :(

Our Dutch cousins would like to see the concert too!

Unless it's Coldplay, or Sobbing Deathquack, or 'Disco' Wim Wouterhoepen.


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*Cough*


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That IS good news!


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It's that time of year when we bestow honorary Phlegmish citizenship on Limey. What fun!


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If so, you've been exposed to horribly dangerous levels of harmful bacteria, Safety Bear! Quick! Steam-clean and disinfect all departments before it's too late!


Nyerdy nyerdy nerrr! Can't catch us!


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There's a party in Limey's sinuses, and we're all invited! Whoopee!


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That means we all win!


Straight From My Heart

Bonzo Dog Band


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Limeylongears wrote:

Randy, shut up.

I humanned up and cleaned the whole house from top to bottom, which means I can now swill down lovely Guinness with a clear conscience.

Clear conscience? CLEAR CONSCIENCE?!

Our homes; our cities; everything we have built; everything we have striven for; our friends; our children -

GONE!

You monster! You brute! Bloody-handed thug! Stalinist! Fiend incarnate! Why have you done this? Why? WHY? WHHHYYYYY????!!!!!