Lil Papa the Protectbro's page

Sundakan wrote:

Marcus "Big Papa" Edwards wrote:

Sundakan wrote:

Disneyland's too far away to visit.

*Hates Sundakan in Spanish*

[Cries in MURICAN]

Cause otherwise we might be commies.

*Drinks vodka in russian* *CYKA BLYATZ*

And we all need to move to England, not only everybody is on average more handsome by comparison with the native population, they are having cool days. Like, right now.

I'm on my way to a game and I'm dying. 36 degreed -Celsius,which amounts to a fricking lot in Farenheit- This hotness. Madrid shouldn't exist, it's a monument to humankind's vanity.

Lil' Papa moves to face the door and readies his las-hand. "Affirmative, sir. Starting watch routines. Pending time: 8 hours."

"Recalculating: Pending Time: 36 seconds."

"Recalculating: Pending Time: Not a Number."

If we merge threads that's not a problem for me. On a separate note, I'll need to reread the last pages or so of this adventure to refresh myself. I remember implausibly taking out a Deathclaw.

"We did take out the 'Claw. I finished it with a big bad headshot. That's how I earned my own alias... and Papa's heart"

SO... AM... I

That got long... Lil Papa coming in now.
Stealth: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

As he follows the group inside the Hall, Lil Papa's remembers it's been a long time since he did something for the last time "SOFTWARE UPDATE INSTALLING... PLEASE WAIT."

As such, he takes a lil bit longer to shoot than the rest.
Semi Auto & Double Tap
EWeap 1st: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5
Ace: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Total: 10. Raise ;

Damage: 3d6 + 1 ⇒ (4, 1, 6) + 1 = 12
YEEEEEHA: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Make Daddy Proud: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Total: 19. AP2

EWeap 2nd: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5
Holy Crap: 1d6 ⇒ 5 Total: 10. Again.

Damage: 3d6 + 1 ⇒ (5, 5, 6) + 1 = 17
Papanator: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Deadclaw confirmed: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Total: 27. AP2