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Weapon Training - Longsword.

John Maki 883
PFS 2669
jmaki82550 at aol dot com

1d20 ⇒ 20 Woot!
I don't have a PFS number.

Continue attacking with the club...
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

I pull out my club and take a whack at the feathery thing...
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

I is following the others...
Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26

I is cheef...I says where we goes next! Ummm...Into da house!

I grab a lesser fireball bead from the necklace of fireballs, and toss it at the dog...

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Damage: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 3) = 11
Reflex DC 14 for half damage.

I look around the henhouse...
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

I is taking these gourds...

Let's head to 4 before exploring the large structure...

You all take the stuff...
Perception on gourds: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Wisdom: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Identify Potions...

Let's check da boat first...
Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20

Am on travel Thursday through Sunday this week, and will be unable to post. GM, run my character if needed...

Where do we access the map?
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 Woot! Nat 20!

Gots to find Pa Munchmeat...

Fry...and Die!
Attack with fire bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 5) + 2 = 13

Burn...burn...burn...

Attack with fire bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4) + 2 = 7

Fry, ya burnin' piggy!

Attack with fire bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 Nuts!
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 = 12

To market, to market, to burn a fat pig,
Home again, home again, jiggity – jig!

Attack with fire bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 2) + 2 = 8

Mmmmmmm...bacon.....let's start cookin'!

Attack with fire bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 4) + 2 = 7

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

It are gud to be cheef!

I will take a cure potion, and give one each to Chuffy and Poog. I also give Poof the wand of lesser restoration. I will also take the following, unless someone else wants them:

- potion of fire resistance
- a bead of force
- necklace of fireballs (type I)
- 5 ounces of sovereign glue

I try to help drag Poog and Reta out of the pie...
Strength Check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8 (aid another?}
Escape Artist Check to Untie them: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

Burn birdies, burn!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 2) + 2 = 10 fire damage (DC 13 Half Damage)

Gotta get loose!
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Assuming I got loose...

Now, dirty birdies, you burn!
Attack the birds with a fire bomb:
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 6) + 2 = 12 fire damage (DC 13 Half Damage)

Still trying to escape in next round: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18. Probably still not good enough...

Shooo, dirty birdies! Get away!

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

When I gets loose, lotsa things gonna burn!

I am on travel from now until Tuesday evening. Will just sit in the bog and examine the stoopid hooman boots!

I am on travel Tuesday and Wednesday, probably have difficulty posting until Thursday evening.

Have no idea how to access the map...

Me go first!

Climb: 1d20 ⇒ 15
Acrobatics: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

I lose balance and fall into the swamp!

Aaargh! Stoopid hooman boots!

I is ready to be new cheef!

Yay!

Poog hasn't posted for a week...

After we finish, we can eat birds, yes?

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Ranged: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

I be ready to be new cheef...just wait and see! Ummm...any more of that pudding left?

Chieftain Mute? Good! Not want to hear chieftain!

So, lady! You with Birdcrunchers, yes? You need help?

Time for things to go...BOOM!

I be ready...I think...

Mogmurch here...