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Tacticslion wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Woran wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
after reviewing the comments made, I have decided to allow Vany, NH, and Woran to be able to use the force to choke out ONE person of their choice while at work. Only one. Choose wisely.
I already know who Id force choke.
I don't.
You don't have to. It's not about the force choke. It's about them knowing you could.
I think the issue here is too many choices...
I prefer the phrase "Target-Rich Environment".

My face is a target-rich environment!

... wait.

UWHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

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Drejk wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Woran wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
after reviewing the comments made, I have decided to allow Vany, NH, and Woran to be able to use the force to choke out ONE person of their choice while at work. Only one. Choose wisely.
I already know who Id force choke.
I don't.
You don't have to. It's not about the force choke. It's about them knowing you could.
I think the issue here is too many choices...

I prefer the phrase "Target-Rich Environment".

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Did someone say BLOW IT UP??!??!?

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John Napier 698 wrote:
"As the message board refugees look for a safe place to regroup, Admiral Orthos conducts Search-and-Destroy bombardments against known Blood Nest Pirate bases."

"MWEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!! Launching all missiles!!"

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Sadly our back yard is currently the domain of the First Airborne Wasp Squadron. We've ceded the territory until autumn.

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The Mad Comrade wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
I live inside the city limits. Pittsburgh has Shotspotter. Meaning that the use of firearms would bring dozens of Police cars to my general area within a few minutes.
Crossbows do not go bang. ;)

Not with that attitude.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I do not have kind views regarding cyclists of the non-motorized variety, as many here know. So I'll refrain from contributing more directly to that conversation. It shan't end well if I did.
LET US DO BATTLE ORTHOS!
Kay.
i could easily see you just pressing the "destroy everything" button while stifling a yawn...

Overkill is underrated.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I do not have kind views regarding cyclists of the non-motorized variety, as many here know. So I'll refrain from contributing more directly to that conversation. It shan't end well if I did.
LET US DO BATTLE ORTHOS!

Kay.

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Acknowledged.

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Opposite World Freehold wrote:
Aranna wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Opposite World Freehold wrote:
But isn't Whedon the homeless guy I throw quarters at with those s+%%ty half baked scripts, there are entirely too many alternate universes, I blame comic books.
clearly.
That is such a sad universe, I feel sorry for that other bum near Whedon the one who lost everything when he made the world's worst action flick. His name was JJAbrams I believe.
It clearly isn't President Michael Bay, I believe he's due for another head on mount Rushmore

And by "head" you clearly mean "crater".

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Water Boy wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
MissingNo wrote:
Water Boy wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Hey. Hey. Hey. That last one has "demon" in the title. I'm pretty sure you're being deceived by the Enemy, Brother. You should think of the children.
Yeah, but it's from Castlevania, which is all about beating up demons and taking their lunch money.

TO BAD. IT HAS TEH DEMONS IN TEH TITLE. IT MUST BE TEH EVIL.

edit: AND WHAT KIND OF LESSON IS THAT TEACHING THE CHILDRINZ TO BEAT UP FILKS AND TAKE THEYRE LUNCH MONEY. THAT IS TEH EVILS. IT SOUNDS LIKE THEM AR-PEE-JEEZ.

RPGs you say.... @##pd(*&@98....
I like RPGs!
SEE, VIO-LANCE, IT MUST BE TEH EVILS. TEH EVILS OF ROCK.

SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS YA PANZY

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MissingNo wrote:
Water Boy wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Hey. Hey. Hey. That last one has "demon" in the title. I'm pretty sure you're being deceived by the Enemy, Brother. You should think of the children.
Yeah, but it's from Castlevania, which is all about beating up demons and taking their lunch money.

TO BAD. IT HAS TEH DEMONS IN TEH TITLE. IT MUST BE TEH EVIL.

edit: AND WHAT KIND OF LESSON IS THAT TEACHING THE CHILDRINZ TO BEAT UP FPLKS AND TAKE THEYRE LUNCH MONEY. THAT IS TEH EVILS. IT SOUNDS LIKE THEM AR-PEE-JEEZ.

RPGs you say.... @##pd(*&@98....

I like RPGs!

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Freehold DM wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Yuugasa wrote:
How old is Freehold?
Somewhere in his mid to late thirties I believe. It's been a while.

ooooor Orthos can just spill the beans.

Bad wingman orthos!
I'm denoting you to bombardier!
I was already bombardier! Why would I want to be anything else?!

all that matters is that you answer to Captain Samsung Galaxy Note 3 now!

Give him an order, Captain!

phone vibrates

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERIOR OFFICER

*BOMBS AWAY!*

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Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Yuugasa wrote:
How old is Freehold?
Somewhere in his mid to late thirties I believe. It's been a while.

ooooor Orthos can just spill the beans.

Bad wingman orthos!
I'm denoting you to bombardier!

I was already bombardier! Why would I want to be anything else?!

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Blue leader, standing by!

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Imbicatus wrote:
Is it really any stupider than the trash can on legs with roller skates that is R2D2?

*shots fired*

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You can take away my English voice cast, but you can never take away MYYYY FREEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

*drops Kilo Kilo strikes on death commandos*

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All personnel to bunker, I repeat, all personnel to bunker. Incoming explosions. All personnel to bunker.

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Huzzah!

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Forums go BOOM!!!

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Then the car bomb in the truck's engine goes off.

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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I nuke Forgotten Realms into the oblivion it deserves and send all of this argument with it

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Hold on guys, backup's coming. *launches bombs*

Next poster is cackling maniacally!

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WITH PLEASURE~! Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

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Explode INTO MINI VOLCANOES

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And the best part is that the crocodiles explode if they spend too much time on land!

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Callous Jack wrote:
Terquem wrote:
A Threat to Sandpoint Unlike Any Other…
Whew, I thought you were going to say Michael Bay was directing a Paizo movie...

*goes to blow something up anyway*

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Gunner 5/Grenadier 5/Bombardier 10

BOOM

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ABSOFRICKINLUTELY

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Umbral Reaver wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:

Did somebody say EXPLOSIONS?!

*pushes all the buttons*

KWAAAABOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!

WHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

You're not sponsored by Torgue, are you?

Sponsored, no. Loyal customer, hell yes.

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Did somebody say EXPLOSIONS?!

*pushes all the buttons*

KWAAAABOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!

WHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

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*pushes all the red buttons*

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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Oladon wrote:

Wow, 3 hours with no activity here.

I'm working on my Mandarin translation of Paizo's Goblin Song. What're you people up to?

Getting my new gear in from the shop. Check out these HUDSpecs! Auto-targeting!

And counting down the last minutes before The Weekend.

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Lord President Moorluck wrote:
the enemy.

ENEMY SIGHTED

*fires missiles randomly*

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Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:
taig wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Soooo....they added more "name a bar in Freeport" pledge options. And guess which devilishly handsome undead guy upgraded his pledge.

Edward Cullen?

Hmph. Sorry I'm not perfect enough for you.

Target acquired.

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Incoming explosions. All personnel to bunker. I repeat, all personnel to bunker.

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Hehehehehhehahhahahahahahohohohohhhehehehehehehehuhuahahahahahaha...

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Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I know what the next FAWTL pic is going to be. :)
I know who's not working on it. >/
Ayup. A Fawtly memory may not be great, but it's long.
KILL! KILL!! KILL!!!

GLADLY!!

*presses launch buttons*

MWHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

... so what exactly am I aiming at?

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Toss another one on the artillery rig! You can never have too many gunners/cannoneers/torpedoers. >=)

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Turin the Mad wrote:
All I want for Christmas is a really big gun, a really big gun, a really big gun...

Hehehhehehehehehehehahahahhahahahohohohohhuahahahahaha...

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Icy? Icy?! ICYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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Of course we have a flag! No flag, no country! That's according to the rules I just made up! And I'm backing them up with this gun! That means I win!

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Turin the Mad wrote:

Normally I can tolerate the politrolls ... until this morning.

Proceeds to douse several politroll threads in benzine, then ignite with a napalm bombing run.

I love the smell of napalmed troll in the morning.

Smells like victory.

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... you BLOW EVERYTHING TO SMITHEREENS!!

The next poster is at Ground Zero!

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BEAMSPAM!!!

*presses ALL the buttons!!*

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Treppa wrote:

BOOM!

YAY!!

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Drejk wrote:

*opens his eyes and removes fingers from ears*

Nothing exploded?

Awwww.

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I'm a sucker for spoiler boxes. It's okay though cause I also like FIRE.

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Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

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