Obozaya - Big Tony's page

Recovering herself and pulling herself up to her full height, a head taller than her comrades.

That was a good one! I liked the part where I punctured his spleen with my foreclaw. Obozaya shakes her head. Only thing that could have saved him was the serum he stole.

Bluff Check: 1d20 ⇒ 1

I attempt to smile to show how much I'm enjoying the..."milk."

Instead, I vomit.

I don't have Life Science as a skill, anyone else? Someone needs to roll it and let us know what you find under the clicky button
Obozaya clears her throat, closes her nostril slits, and grabs a glass of the "milk."
Also, someone else should totally lead the charge on talking to this thing, unless we're going to intimidate it, I'm useless in Diplomacy

I roll a 1d20 knowledge local to see if crates exist in this universe

Knowledge Check: 1d20 ⇒ 4

Obozaya excitedly paces the control deck during takeoff, then becomes lethargic. She takes out one of longarm rounds for her rifle and starts trying to make it spin. After several unsuccessful attempts, she slumps back and breathes out loudly through her snout.
Are we there yet?

I like it! But it's way too shiny. Bet I can fix that.
Looks over the group
Anyone know how to actually fly one of these things? Last transport I tried to pilot ended up embedded in the second stomach of a Diaspora World Worm.
I have no idea if that's a thing, but it totally should be. Do we need to gear up? What was that about slotting Boons? I couldn't find anything in the Core Rulebook about it.

Obozaya leans forward, forearms on her knees. She stares intently at Luwazi.
My tiny friend has a point. What did this prospector "survive?"
She leans back slowly, her mouth opening in a toothy grin.
And do I get to kill it?

An android! Obozaya approves. You can charge my banners before I charge into combat!

Stares down into her glass, mournfully, wishing it would refill on its own.
Is the lashy trying to do something to our brains?
Taps forehead +2 to Will saves
Not much gets through this skull!

Obozaya likes you, tiny little thing. You're...what? Some kind of errand girl?
Grabs a glowing drink out of the hand of a passing damaya lashunta, giving him a lurid wink that uses her entire face. She drinks it all in one smooth motion and exhales loudly
I'll make sure you die last

This is...nice? Where are the drinks? Obozaya requires beverages!
turns to Navasi
You! Human! I bet you can't guess how many goblins I killed on my last op! Go ahead, guess! Their heads make such funny popping sounds when I cleave their helmets!