Jojo, Raul, and ED-E went to visit the Brotherhood, they told Jojo to trust them.
Jojo was betrayed! Again!!
They put an exploding collar on Jojo!!!
Only one person put an exploding collar on Jojo, and he died in a hole in the ground.
It would seem Jojo senses a pattern... But first Jojo dupe them into giving him power armor training, something with a bit less sass back.
Jojo decided since Benny was gonna try to run to Caesar, Jojo decided to use Maria on Caesar.
So Jojo burst into tent, sees Caesar sitting on his throne like an idiot. Jojo pulls up VATS immediately, aim at Caesar's head and fires off five shots, all 95% chance to hit.
Jojo missed! With every f+$#ing bullet!
Benny betrayed Jojo from the grave!
So, Jojo pulls out his Anti Material Rifle, doesn't f!$& with VATS. and gets er done with one shot.
Of course Jojo is swarmed by bodyguards but even they can't withstand Jojo, Rex, and Boone.
Now Rex has a brain and Jojo is learning to live without his.
Balance of the universe and what not.
Jojo has choices for brain!
1) Old lady running junk yard, with only her dogs for company.
Jojo had part of his brain shot out, not his heart.
2) Sick f%#@ing meth heads with s%@&ty headgear.
Drugs are for Jojo, not Rex!
3) heavily guarded camp on a hill Jojo needs to take chip to anyway.
Already knocking on Boone's door to see if he can come out to rampage.
Sometimes, Jojo wonders why they gave him first two choices in the first place.
It's a homage to Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle from Gravity Falls.
Except, instead of his memories being wiped out by a twelve year old he was shot in the head and left for dead and woke up being pestered by some backwoods doctor asking his name so he said the first thing that popped in his mind, Jojo Applesauce.
In case you can't tell, I came up with it on the spot and Tiny T-Rex really liked it so it was established.