Deep 6 FaWtL


Off-Topic Discussions

170,651 to 170,700 of 235,594 << first < prev | 3409 | 3410 | 3411 | 3412 | 3413 | 3414 | 3415 | 3416 | 3417 | 3418 | 3419 | next > last >>

4 people marked this as a favorite.

Slightly on topic, but today, I did wonder why our IT man, who is otherwise quite intelligent, bar a fondness for cryptocurrencies and magic herbal cures for everything, decided that an email from M1crOscruft telling him to reset the office's logins was genuine, thereby infecting the boss's computer with all manner of delights.

EDIT: Delights not unlike what you see *here*.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

There's a topic o.O


5 people marked this as a favorite.

I saw Anthony Daniels today for the first time in nearly half a year. He's glad to see me back in the Garage.

For those that don't know, Anthony Daniels, the actor, is an Adjunct Professor at Carnegie Mellon University's Entertainment Technology Center. Which is just two hundred feet or so from my Garage. When he doesn't have acting work, and has classes to teach, he uses my garage.


4 people marked this as a favorite.
NobodysHome wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

So how bad is it around here?

Being between projects, I took the day off to try to work on the garage for Impus Major, as Winter Is Coming.

I moved the sawhorses and tools out front, took the bikes out back, moved the plywood to the sawhorses, cut the plywood to size, and carried it in.

And by that point I was out of breath and my lungs were burning.

The air is NOT good here.

I have to switch to paperwork, game prep, and assembling the drywall lift. Physical labor is obviously NOT a good idea today...

How can such a smart guy be such a dumbass?

Dude.

From stupidity comes stories. From stories comes laughter. From laughter comes joy.

Or I'm just an idiot.

Take your pick.

A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Ugh. Spent the last couple of hours paying all the bills and catching up on all the receipts.

Nothing like paying your property taxes AND your medical bills in a single day to make you say, "Holy crap, OW!"

Grand Lodge

1 person marked this as a favorite.
Sharoth wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

So how bad is it around here?

Being between projects, I took the day off to try to work on the garage for Impus Major, as Winter Is Coming.

I moved the sawhorses and tools out front, took the bikes out back, moved the plywood to the sawhorses, cut the plywood to size, and carried it in.

And by that point I was out of breath and my lungs were burning.

The air is NOT good here.

I have to switch to paperwork, game prep, and assembling the drywall lift. Physical labor is obviously NOT a good idea today...

How can such a smart guy be such a dumbass?

Dude.

From stupidity comes stories. From stories comes laughter. From laughter comes joy.

Or I'm just an idiot.

Take your pick.

A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.

You's know columns!

And letters and countings too's!

That's some fancy learnin' there!


4 people marked this as a favorite.
NobodysHome wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

So how bad is it around here?

Being between projects, I took the day off to try to work on the garage for Impus Major, as Winter Is Coming.

I moved the sawhorses and tools out front, took the bikes out back, moved the plywood to the sawhorses, cut the plywood to size, and carried it in.

And by that point I was out of breath and my lungs were burning.

The air is NOT good here.

I have to switch to paperwork, game prep, and assembling the drywall lift. Physical labor is obviously NOT a good idea today...

How can such a smart guy be such a dumbass?

Dude.

From stupidity comes stories. From stories comes laughter. From laughter comes joy.

Or I'm just an idiot.

Take your pick.

Because I'm tired and my eyes can't track, I misread this as "from slaughter comes joy".

Which made me worried.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

The real mystery of course is why I created that one in the first place.

Future historians are going to have a field day deciphering my account.


4 people marked this as a favorite.
Nobody the Barbarian wrote:
"From slaughter comes joy."

:D


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Tiny T-Rex is a bit under the weather. :-(


1 person marked this as a favorite.
captain yesterday wrote:
Tiny T-Rex is a bit under the weather. :-(

A cold?


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Yup.

Hopefully a quick one.

Of course he won't admit to it, he just says he's tired or that he feels fine if you ask him.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Ah, the indestructibility of youth.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I do alright bouncing back. :-)


6 people marked this as a favorite.
Freehold DM wrote:

Because I'm tired and my eyes can't track, I misread this as "from slaughter comes joy".

Which made me worried.

Well, slaughtering pigs leads to bacon. And bacon brings joy.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Bacon always brings joy.
Unless it was made from Waddles.
Then it would just be terrifying.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

I have a Tekko General staff meeting that I have to attend tomorrow. I won't be posting anything else tonight. Good night, everyone.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Jojo's been practising his ABCs in the Sierra Madre.

Always Be Dying.

... Jojo's gonna kill Benny...


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Are you like Johnny Appleseed? Do you travel around planting applesauce shrubs? Can you come plant a few in my yard?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

It's a homage to Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle from Gravity Falls.

Except, instead of his memories being wiped out by a twelve year old he was shot in the head and left for dead and woke up being pestered by some backwoods doctor asking his name so he said the first thing that popped in his mind, Jojo Applesauce.

In case you can't tell, I came up with it on the spot and Tiny T-Rex really liked it so it was established.


3 people marked this as a favorite.

Ah, Amazon Prime, you poor, poor sap!

Shopping for Halloween:
"Hey! We need a single pen! Amazon Prime!"
"Oops! Forgot this cloth! Amazon Prime!"
"Oh, wait a minute! They have exactly the pants I need for this costume! Amazon Prime!"

I swear, if next year they revoke free shipping for Amazon Prime members, I will openly admit that it's all my fault.


4 people marked this as a favorite.
NobodysHome wrote:

Ah, Amazon Prime, you poor, poor sap!

Shopping for Halloween:
"Hey! We need a single pen! Amazon Prime!"
"Oops! Forgot this cloth! Amazon Prime!"
"Oh, wait a minute! They have exactly the pants I need for this costume! Amazon Prime!"

I swear, if next year they revoke free shipping for Amazon Prime members, I will openly admit that it's all my fault.

Carbon footprint? What carbon footprint?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Remember kids, only YOU can prevent driver fatigue!

Next time, give the FedEx driver a Redbull when they make a delivery!


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Am upstate.

8 dollar wine tasting.

So drunk you guys.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Please describe what you're sampling right now, in the most ridiculously overblown language possible.

I will if you will.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Ideas the General has put forth for her vacation time next summer.

1) Take an actual vacation.

2) Build a replica of a sixth century drystone Irish cottage.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

The awkward moment when your laptop decides it doesn't want to connect to the internet for an hour and in that interlude you almost lose your mind.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Chromantic Durgon <3 wrote:
The awkward moment when your laptop decides it doesn't want to connect to the internet for an hour and in that interlude you almost lose your mind.

Did you find out what the problem was?


2 people marked this as a favorite.

I presumed that the universe was conspiring against me and I simply overcame through my powerful concentrated bitterness.

I'm very tec savvy.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Parts wear out. Were you using WiFi at the time? If so, perhaps the built-in Wireless LAN card needs replaced.


4 people marked this as a favorite.

Air quality index in Richmond dropped to "good", so the kids are playing on the deck for the first time this week.

Meanwhile I am making meatballs, and the smallest quantity I know how to make is three dozen.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

That's how they do it in Italy.

And our house.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
lisamarlene wrote:

Air quality index in Richmond dropped to "good", so the kids are playing on the deck for the first time this week.

Meanwhile I am making meatballs, and the smallest quantity I know how to make is three dozen.

self high 5


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Little late but the sonic thing holy cow I had no idea.


5 people marked this as a favorite.

Putting nutrition information on a bag of Cheetos is like putting dating tips on a pair of Crocs.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

I used to dress like I was on a catwalk. Now I dress like I walk cats.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Why did the referee get fired? For being a whistle-blower.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

A friend of mine tried to teach me the meaning of the word opaque, but it's still unclear.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Ah I missed these.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

You may be the only one, since Kileanna isn't around.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

She enjoys them on a whole other level then me.


3 people marked this as a favorite.

I always carry a supply of herbs with me, so that if I want to get out of a situation I pour it on my wrist, look at it, and say "Well, would you look at the thyme? I gotta go."


1 person marked this as a favorite.

How do you get a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and shove him in.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

How do you get two giraffes in a refrigerator? Open the door, slide the first one over, and shove the second one in.


2 people marked this as a favorite.
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I always carry a supply of herbs with me, so that if I want to get out of a situation I pour it on my wrist, look at it, and say "Well, would you look at the thyme? I gotta go."

Just have to keep calm and curry on.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

How do you get a rhinoceros in the refrigerator? Open the door, take out the two giraffes, and shove him in.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Simba called a meeting of all the animals at Pride Rock. He is proud to see that everyone showed up. Then he notices the rhinoceros isn't there, because he's still stuck in the refrigerator.


1 person marked this as a favorite.
gran rey de los mono wrote:
How do you get two giraffes in a refrigerator? Open the door, slide the first one over, and shove the second one in.

These seem like anti-jokes.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Is a solitary kernel a unicorn?


1 person marked this as a favorite.

I have a joke about paper, but I won't tell it because it's tearable.

170,651 to 170,700 of 235,594 << first < prev | 3409 | 3410 | 3411 | 3412 | 3413 | 3414 | 3415 | 3416 | 3417 | 3418 | 3419 | next > last >>
Community / Forums / Gamer Life / Off-Topic Discussions / Deep 6 FaWtL All Messageboards

Want to post a reply? Sign in.