Harsk

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Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Readied attack: If I can make this readied attack, it will be axellent: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22, 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

"Oi! Ya almost set ma beard on fiyah!" He swings at Tasskar.

I'm assuming, based on her position, she attacked me.

At this point, in terms of ax puns, I'm swinging for low-hanging fruit.: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16, 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein starts to move forward. However, his short legs aren't long enough to get him to the throne, so he prepares a strike.

20ft move, readying an attack for when they get within melee range.

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein steps forward as well.

"Oh, Trog.
Oh, Trog.
Won't you say what's on your mi-i-ind?
And life
Your life
Will end with a li-i-ie.
Don't stop
Don't stop
Don't stop, or red blood will flash.
Be right,
Be right,
Or we'll take your head from yoooooouuuuuu!"

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein swings his axe again.

Isharsk Newharsk's 3rd law of axes: Every axion has an equal and opposite reaxion: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14, 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Sorry for getting this to you so late - the chronicle will be for:
#227485-7

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein goes forward and swings at the blue troglodyte with his axe.

Time to enaxe a plan!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11, 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Gah! Bats!" Harskenschtein says, batting them away with his shield. "Durn lil' buggers!" He then rushes to the stairwell.

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein moves forward and attacks with his axe.

It's an axeident: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10, 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein picks up the shield, and holds it in front of himself. "Looks nicely made enough."
Appraise: 1d20 + 0 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 0 - 2 = 17

"Unless any'un else wants i', I think I might take it." Holding the shield in one hand, and his axe in the other, a sickened Harsk begins to walk up the stairs.

Reaching the locked door, Harskenschtein looks further up the stairs. "Per'aps the key is up thar. Otherwise, we can always try'n smash the door open."

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein steps closer to the Troglodyte, swinging his axe.
Fortitude: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Do I still get an attack if I'm sickened?
I have a question to axe: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21, 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Harskenschtein chuckles. "Looks like I go'a go up close."

He then runs forward, drawing his axe on the way.

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11, 1d10 ⇒ 7

In the fall of the fortress, with some Harsks to fight, with his sticky webs, he attacks just right...

Harsk reloads his crossbow and fires again.

Crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7, 1d10 ⇒ 7

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

Spider-spider, spider-spider, drinks tons of apple cider, can he swing, from a web, yes he's able, from his webbing cable

Harskenschtein, with his crossbow, loads and fires a bolt at the spider.

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Ah, dang it." Harsk runs forward, drawing his crossbow, and stops to reload it.

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Per'aps..." Scary Harsk says. "Bu' Ah thank wey should ahll go tuhgeathuh." He then starts climbing some of the boulders--not quite as high as the other Harsk, but enough to get a look at the Fortress. He examines the state of the Fortress and tries to figure out what it would have looked like in its peak.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 +2 more if it were to notice unusual stonework

Grand Lodge

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”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

"Aye, lads!" one the Harsk shouts. "Ve must go to ze Fallen Fortress, ya?"

Grand Lodge

”Harsk” | Male LN Medium Dwarf Ranger 1 | HP 12/12 | AC 16, T 13, FF 13 | CMD 16| F +5 R +5 W +2; +2 vs. poison, spells, spell-like abilities | Init +3 | Perc +6 | Speed 20ft | Active Conditions: None.

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Mine looks like probably Scary Harsk