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Grand Lodge 5/5 5/5

What is this… Skål Con of which you speak? Is it… a gathering of like minded people? Or, a bacchanal of less savory individuals?

Grand Lodge 5/5 5/5

"Look at that, Pig! I have found your intellectual equal!"

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

grippli can not fail to assist Neal

aid: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (18) + 22 = 40

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli can not fail to assist Bel.

aid: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (13) + 22 = 35

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Round Six!:
"Get in the bag, Pig. I really do not care. You are responsible for any aroma you find disagreeable within the satchel. You have more in common with Hats than just diet."
Full round action to climb!

Climb!: 1d20 - 1 + 8 ⇒ (14) - 1 + 8 = 21

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Let's try this again

Grippli and Pig stare at each other, daring the other to say something.

Climb!: 1d20 - 1 + 8 ⇒ (16) - 1 + 8 = 23

Round Two!:
"Oooooh... what's that over there?"

Perception!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30

Round Three!:
Get out of this damnable satchel, Pig! you are way too fat right now! Well, then put your faith where your snout is and get grunting!

Acrobatics!: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

Round Four!:
"For once in your execrable existence can you just please shut up? We need to fit in with all of these tall people and having you grunting away like a succubus in heat does neither of us any good."

Bluff!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

Round Five!:
sniff sniff "Oh gods! Was that you, Pig? That is truly terrible. I hope you are proud of yourself."

Fortitude Save!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"That's it; you need to lose weight, lard ass." Grippli picks up Pig and shoves him into his familiar satchel. "Quit complaining! This is all your fault. If you wouldn't go back for fourths at the acorn trough...."

Grippli asses the humans attempting to shove open a door with amusement. Grippli scales the wall.

Climb!: 1d20 - 1 + 8 ⇒ (6) - 1 + 8 = 13

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"My dear Judge, are you sure it was Master Vilk? I do believe this area of Avistan is plagued by numerous beasts. It is possible that it was some other werewolf that did this to you. If only you could tell us which way this person went we will be sure to verify just who sis this to you."

Diplomacy Take 10 for DC 32

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli walks up to Lemford. "Quiet Pig! I am not stealing from the unconscious halfling. Be quiet."

Grippli pokes around a bit before locating what he thinks is Lemfords wand of healing magic. He taps Lemford with to test his theory.

CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Seeing that it worked, Grippli continues to tap Lemford.

CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
CLW!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli casts stabalize on Lemford.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

there is no 'entangled' post my reflex save from Friday's post. Am I entangled?

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grumph. Enough of this s@$*.

The symbols lining the edge of Grippli's cape glow.

"Oh do stop squealing, Pig. It is not my fault your fat ass couldn't move out of the way. Maybe you should try eating fewer acorns like I suggested, oh I don't know how many times prior. What? Bold talk for a four legged lard ass. You would need to catch me first and I will remind you your "Four legs good two legs bad" maxim falls apart whenever we need to lower or haul your corpulence up or down a tunnel. Whatever."

cast mage armor from cloak; walk towards wolfbane patch

Hey y'all! Imma grab the wolfsbane next round and motorvate my skinny green frog ass to a place where I can acid splash what ever vine thing keeps attacking us. Or run. Running sounds good. Come, Pig.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli casts stabilize on Lemford.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"Grandfathers, aid Lemford in his time of need! Come, Pig."

Standard: Ancestor's Blessing - "The ally gains a +2 bonus on any attack roll, saving throw, ability check, or skill check made before the beginning of the shaman’s next turn."

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli snaps his wrist forward releasing a wand into his tiny hand. A sudden burst of illumination reveals the spectral images of hundreds of gripplis and pigs moving around. Several guide Gresh's greataxe while others whisper words of strength and courage.

Bless: +1 to hit and saves versus fear, stacks with Inspire Courage!

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli starts giggling when he hears "Demon blood" which turns to outright belly roaring laughter when he hears "preserving crones."

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli resists the urge to cast calm emotions when he notices Lemford's discomfort with the furniture.

Patting Pig's ample haunches, Grippli folds his legs and sits on the floor. He fumbles in his pouch a bit before he retrieves his bone wayfinder.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli looks at the tall people around him talking. An occasional nod or sniff accompanies his blissed out demeanor.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

there are five of us; 10gp each off the chron?

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Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

When out of ear shot of the majordomo, "And what is the price of the Society's reputation and honor, Master Gresh?"

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"Mm hm, I see. Well, seeing as I have no use for willow bark of any color we shall provide you a healer's kit. Master Gresh, pay the man 50 gold and let's be on our way. Come, Pig. I smell a fireplace inside."

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"Why didn't you say so, my good man!" Grippli winks at Gresh.

"I believe the cost of a healing kit is roughly 50 gold pieces. But seeing as this is Usatalav and belladonna is impossible to come by, a normal herb found in most kits, I believe we can agree on a kit that costs say... 35 gold pieces?"

Diplomacy take 10: DC 32

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"Master Gresh, please. This is Ustalav; simply breathing the night fog is a matter of life and death for some people. Our concerns are nothing compared to what happens here nightly to a host of people less fortunate than ourselves."

"This one assures you, Master Almoch, Ms. Canto can be very persuasive when she contributes with her charms and wiles. Also, it is cold and these old bones are staring to ache. You and I are civilized people who can discuss the finer points of how politics work over a hot beverage next to a warm fire, are we not? So, come. Let us enter and we will be gone before you know we were here."

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"Master Almoch... what if Ms. Canto here were to perhaps... entertain the house with an appropriate contribution?"

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli simply walks in.

Auto aid diplomacy...

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli bangs on the bell with his quarterstaff, steps back, and waits for the doors to open.

Grippli absentmindedly scratches Pig's head. Pig grunts his annoyance.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

”With Ms. Canto’s mellifluous song, this one believes a meeting with Markov Rutowski can be arranged. Where might we start looking for the courtesans? Come, Pig. We have a new city to explore!”

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Did he simply ignore my question about why he was researching the Dracona family?

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Pig is still emitting what can be described, favorably, as "laughter" after Gresh's "valuable asset" remark.

"Ryado Erudyta... that is a very nice name. Is that Varisian?"

"You had mentioned researching a family... who was it... Dracora! Yes, that is it. That is also a very pretty name. Though, my last encounter with a dragon left me almost a member of the Celestial Choir. I do not wish to meet such a beast again. I digress; who is this family Dracora and what about their family did you find engrossing?"

Take 10 Diplomacy if I need to; DC 32

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Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

I can take 10 for 32 on diplomacy rolls

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Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli auto aids Lemford’s diplomacy roll

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

So who here has not adventured with Grippli? Because this frog has some weird ass abilities.

I can end conditions by making a diplomacy check! Are you blinded? Deafened? Not any more! If you are within 30' of me I can remove conditions as a standard action.

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Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none
GM.Silbeg wrote:

This is the discussion thread.

Please reply to the post with the following information.

Player Name: jon dehning

Character Name: Grippli
PFS#: 727-22
Faction Grand Lodge, y'all!
Starting XP: a lot 13
Starting Fame: even more 22
Starting Prestige: best known frog in the Inner Sea! 18
Starting Gold: Not nearly enough to keep a frog in hookers and blow 4470
Day job (roll): when you look this good you don't need a day job

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Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli's cloak glows a bit as he smiles and raises his hand. His fingers make little rolling motions back and forth and tiny bubbles coalesce around Gresh from head to toe. A white foamy mass quickly encases the half-orc as the bubbles begin cleaning. Grippli's hands wave around in odd patterns directing the bubbles to "sensitive places". A nod punctuated by a grunt signals the cleaning is finished.

Grippli's arms raise and his eyes close. The room grows cooler as all of the moisture in the air gathers between the grippli's out stretched hands. "Grandfathers, wash away that which troubles our companion." The moisture erupts from his hands as a tiny downpour starts over Gresh, washing away the foamy soap.

"There you are, Gresh! Squeaky clean! If a bit wet. You will dry."

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

”Come, Pig. It seems we are needed once again. What? No, I am positive they asked for both of us. Hrmmmm. You are not as irreplaceable as you think. No, they are not sending you to “Keep me in line.” What are you grunting about? Whatever, Pig.”

I wonder who else received this summons. sigh Yes, you will be the most supreme porcine ever sent to that back water as you call it. Yes, I have acorns for you. Yes, they are the ones you like. What? Yes, I went shopping. You don’t believe me? Well. That sounds like your problem.”

Grand Lodge 5/5 5/5

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”Interpret every post? No, my dear gnome. Shut up, Pig. Stop laughing. Only when he and Lucas discuss the PSA coloring book. I believe there is an epithet in every book sans the first regarding Apple Juice.”

Spoiler:
stupid hotel staff... I was this close to finishing the bottle. Grr.

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jon dehning wrote:
Joe Bouchard wrote:

I am both excited and terrified of GenCon. I'm taking on a lot of tables, and it's going to be a new con in a new place, but I'm looking forward to it and I want to meet all sorts of people from these forums there!

I'm also hoping to hit 4 stars either at GenCon or shortly thereafter.

You'll be fine. We'll keep you well hydrated with Apple Juice. It's good for the throat, I hear.

Not sure the person who favorited this understands Apple Juice in this most proper of meanings.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

thanks!

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none
Fezier wrote:

Oh hey, I think I get a day job. That's not like me.

[dice=Day Job (Craft Alchemy)]1d20+14

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa! Let's check his chronicles. I think something is off here.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Yes, thank you for running. It was a very fun game.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Player Name: jon dehning
Charaacter Name: grippli
PFS#: 727 - 21
Level 5:
Starting XP: 12
Starting PP/Fame: 20/16
Starting Gold: 2575

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli, using as much subtlety as he can, prepares to cast hold gnome.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

"Altha, worthy scrivener, Grippli will tell you his tale. Grippli and and my erstwhile companion, Pig here, were tasked with journeying to this most august and splendid realm. Upon our arrival, we were greeted by, I believe they were Hound Archons. Most trustworthy fellows; very capable in their task. After Grippli explained to them that our mission was one of peace and reformation of a beautiful soul, we approached the Gates of Heaven.

"We met a fine feathered friend in an inn. I forget his name as he made that much of an impression upon this one, but his wisdom was appreciated. I enjoyed experiencing the most soft and velvety walls at that inn. Most amazing for these ones! After a quick repast, it was off to the library to accomplish the task set out before us.

"You have a most impressive library. It would do this one proud if he were allowed to experience your writings on the spirit realm. While impressive in its breadth, your library could use some organization, which Grippli finds oddly humorous being that this is a lawful plane and all. Maybe the azatas played a small joke upon you all. Please do not hold them in an ill light for it is there nature.

"We were referenced to find four books which we were told would help in our mission of peace and reformation. Locate these books we did."

Diplomacy take 10: DC 32
If I need to roll Diplomacy!: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (6) + 22 = 28

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none
GM Bugman wrote:
From what I read it seems they do not get a save against calm emotions every round.

Correct; I need to concentrate to maintain the spell, or the effect ends.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli continues to concentrate on keeping everyone calm.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Re: Fez's GM spoiler

Nope

Bloodline Arcana: Impossible Constructs are susceptible to enchantment (compulsion), treated as living.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Grippli hops back five feet from the sudden rudeness of the puppet in his grill. "Why is everyone always so angry all the time? You all just need to relax."

casts calm emotions on the demon and marionettes deux en trois; DC 19 Will save. Failure means the target is unable to take any offensive action but may do non-threatening actions.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none
Little Lya wrote:

Lya frowns as the demon moves forward... "i am peaceful. I come first with a rose rather than a weapon, and act to prevent conflict before it blossoms."

As the demon throws the net, Lya kicks her glaive outward to catch his legs...
[Dice=aoo trip, smite]d20+4+6
[Dice=misschance 1-20 miss]d100

buffs:
Veil of heaven +2 sacred to AC & saves vs evil outsiders
Protection from evil: +2 deflect to ac, +1 more resist to saves vs evil creatures
Smite evil vs demon - +6ac/cmd
Total ac vs demon: 26

WE don't need to make the miss chance, the KALAVAKUS does. We can see the demon just fine; it can not see us.

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Don't forget we all have concealment from the demon; ie, it has a 20% miss chance on every attack

Grand Lodge

Male grippli shaman (animist) 4/sorcerer (crossblooded) 1 | HP: 30/30 | AC: 12 (12 Tch, 11 Fl) | CMB: +0, CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +7 | Init: +1 | Perc: +14, SM: +6 | Speed 30 ft., climb 20 ft. | Shaman Spells: 1st 3/3 + 1/1 2nd 2/2 +1/1 | Sorcerer Spells 1st 4/4 | Ancestor's Council 5/6 | Storm Burst 6/6 | Wrangle Condition 7/7 | Active conditions: none

Perception!: 1d20 + 16 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 16 - 2 = 24

"Hello demon, I am Grippli; this is Pig. I think you and your three animated friends are a little hot under the horns and should cool down. Here."

Grippli waves his hand toward the demon as misty tendrils snake forth. The mist coils around the demon before a minor clap of thunder erupts and water pours over its head.

Storm Burst: target treats all others as concealed for 2 rounds

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