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A̡̝̪n̼̟̲̘̻d̗̟̫͉̹͞ ̴i̘̕t̗͉̣͔͘ ͇̳̤͚̫w̫̠̻͝ḁ̸̖͔̝̞͎ś̘͈̱̘ ̢̮ͅa̮̥̘̜͜l̖̗l̫͙͕̘ ̼̩y̴e̤̠̙͎͎̗͈l̞̩̭̺͎lo͉͔̦̺͍͇̺w͉̲̦
̛̘͖A͚̞͈̺̮̪ͅn̵ͅdͅ ̴̖i̲̰̤͓̮͕t ̶͓̩͕̝͕̦̹w̼̠͙͍̹̣̪͡a͕̖̯̝͕͉̫ș̻̥̤̳̤́ ͘a̷̻l̡͙̠̮̞̖̤̼l҉ ҉͚̰̗̫̣͉̻y̲e͕̲͢l̞̮l̵͙̲̩̺o̥̝̰̟̞̭ͅw̦͖̟̖͚̥
̸A̠̹̝nd̙̫̹̠̗̬́ ̬̮̜̪̱̺͙i̖̝̺͔̼̤t̛̙͓͚̦̘ ̗w̙͚̫̤̣̰a̛̟̖s̙̻ ̞͎̬̻a̫͙̟̭l̶̙̟l͙͇̳̯ ͚͙̫̮̗͝ͅy̦̰e̕l͈͓̹͓̫͟lo̢̲̻̳̬̣̰̼w̞̱̥̳̟͜
͚̜̣An͙̠͙͇̭̝̳d̢̖̩̯̟ͅ ͠it͏̹̩̟͈̜̰ ̸̫͔̞̖͓̙̠w̢̟̺̘̫̯̲͍a̧̱̰̼͚ͅs̶̺̠̼̞ ͕̩͚̫͙̟͓a̴̙͖͔̜̫̝ͅll͓̮͔ ̱̳̩̜̟͉y̶̪̭̙̹̺͎e͉͓͡l͚̖͇̖l̪͙̤o̴̪w̳̩̞̮̩̥
͜An̮͚̞̪̮̤̣̕ḍ͇̟͎ ̠͔i̸̖̣̻̜̥̗t̡̙̗͇̱̯͍ ̝͔w͈͝a͜s̠̘̝̤͇̰͇ ̧̲͉͚aḻ̨̠l̪͕̥̮̭̞͠ ͙̼̦͢y͔̺̫̗͈̲̥e͚̙̯͈͔͟ͅl̖̤̦̳̰l̻͔̩̠ò̦w̳͟
̶̪͉̼͉͉̭͎A͙͙͓͎̣͖͘n̴̗͇̳d̛̠͉͉̜ͅ ̙̹i͈͘ţ̫ ̞͇͖w̢͇͔̮͓̳͖͓as̳̻ ̟̫a̘̬̳̼̬l̞̖͕̟̻l̘̺͉͖̬͙̖ ̨̟y̼͚̲͕é̮͍ĺ̫̻͈͇̻l҉̟͕̪̟o̩͙̫͙͍̪̰w̜͓̬̣
͘A̦̮̼̱̙̭̻n͉͖͔̪͜d̘͇̭́ ҉i͍̰̮̲̠͍t̖̱͖̟̼ ̼̗͖w̦̥as͖̬͙ ̺͔͙̗͍̩ͅa̯͞l̩͎͖͍͔l ̨͔̱̼y̤̖̤͚͈͚̝e̠̮̹l͕̙̪̩low̬͔͉͇̩̪̻
̳Á̪͇̼̺̦͚nd̹̣͚͍͓̮̭͠ ̗̤̙̤̬̼͠i͓͓͇̹̩͇̮t̸͎̹͙̳͙̜ͅ ͘w͚̱͓̰a̜͚̫͍̦̞͇s̕ ͚̦a̞̝̩̜͇̙ͅl̡̤͇̲͔̻̫͎l̥̪̲͖̕ ̼̖̦͕̪͞y̞̳͈͇̬̟̙e̪͎̞̻͞ĺ̟̞l͇͈͚̣͓ó̫̪̫̜̙w͇̫͖̝̝͖

Orthos wrote:

The one I'm working on now involves hobkins gremlins showing up to wreak havoc at an autumn equinox harvest festival.

Uh, I read that as bikini gremlins...

I͏̝̺͓̮̬̜͍̠T̟̮́ ̀͟͏͙̥̲͎H͇̙̱͔̱͉̦Ṷ̰̻͇̗̬̣̥͘ͅR̴͔̀͜Ṱ̢̞ͅS̞̣̭͓̖͖̮̀̀͞ͅ ͏̲͈̕I̶̛̮̭͙̱̫͚T̜̫̘̰̗͠ ̠̤̖͇͈̤̣͝H͈̗̳͇̜̮͍͍ͅU̶͇̤͍̥R͔̘̜̺̺̞̦͢T̶̶̬̺͎̼̺̀Ś̪ ̞̝I͚͕̻̠̹̱͢ͅT̸̛̞̘̳̜̙̤̟ ̳̮́Ḥ͉͙͔́͢U̢̥̖̗̥R̥̦͡ͅT̙̭̀S̛͔̤̣̖̟͉ ̱͉̗̮͈Į̙̯̗̟̮̫͕̱T͢҉̺̩̼̝͎ ̡̭̜͕̟͡Ḩ̰̞̥̱͠U̥͔̪R̸̥̱̰͡T̷̙͈̫̥̣͉S̢͔͎͚͔͘̕ ͡͏͎̠͔̤̩̩͢I̷̛͔̠͖̠̘̥̺͖T̡̛͍̗ ̱͖̝͕H̴̞̠̹̹U̵̵̩̘R̫̺̲̻̪̪͓̮͜T̙̲̺͍͇̹ͅŚ̠͍͚̗̟̣ ̢͖͇̭͝I̷̡͉͔̻̯̫̫͉̦͞ͅT̢̡̳͍̣̣̀ ̡̤͚͔̬̤̤H̛̝͉̣͕͉̰̲͠ͅU͈̲̗̮̹̯̞͉̪͞R̫̲̦T̯̭̠̭̞͍̭͇S̝͈͎̝͞͠ ̸͎̰̩̦̮̞I̥̤̲̹͔̹T̰̼̤̪̫͍͢͞ ͙̪̱͉̦͙̝͚̹͡H̨̟͚͉̠̭U̢̦̯͢͝R̛̟̪̦̼͎̟̕T͏͔̘͖̪S̠͇̘͘ͅ ̷̧̫̖̺̩͙̤͎͇I͏̝̺͓̮̬̜͍̠T̟̮́ ̀͟͏͙̥̲͎H͇̙̱͔̱͉̦Ṷ̰̻͇̗̬̣̥͘ͅR̴͔̀͜Ṱ̢̞ͅS̞̣̭͓̖͖̮̀̀͞ͅ ͏̲͈̕I̶̛̮̭͙̱̫͚T̜̫̘̰̗͠ ̠̤̖͇͈̤̣͝H͈̗̳͇̜̮͍͍ͅU̶͇̤͍̥R͔̘̜̺̺̞̦͢T̶̶̬̺͎̼̺̀Ś̪ ̞̝I͚͕̻̠̹̱͢ͅT̸̛̞̘̳̜̙̤̟ ̳̮́Ḥ͉͙͔́͢U̢̥̖̗̥R̥̦͡ͅT̙̭̀S̛͔̤̣̖̟͉ ̱͉̗̮͈Į̙̯̗̟̮̫͕̱T͢҉̺̩̼̝͎ ̡̭̜͕̟͡Ḩ̰̞̥̱͠U̥͔̪R̸̥̱̰͡T̷̙͈̫̥̣͉S̢͔͎͚͔͘̕ ͡͏͎̠͔̤̩̩͢I̷̛͔̠͖̠̘̥̺͖T̡̛͍̗ ̱͖̝͕H̴̞̠̹̹U̵̵̩̘R̫̺̲̻̪̪͓̮͜T̙̲̺͍͇̹ͅŚ̠͍͚̗̟̣ ̢͖͇̭͝I̷̡͉͔̻̯̫̫͉̦͞ͅT̢̡̳͍̣̣̀ ̡̤͚͔̬̤̤H̛̝͉̣͕͉̰̲͠ͅU͈̲̗̮̹̯̞͉̪͞R̫̲̦T̯̭̠̭̞͍̭͇S̝͈͎̝͞͠ ̸͎̰̩̦̮̞I̥̤̲̹͔̹T̰̼̤̪̫͍͢͞ ͙̪̱͉̦͙̝͚̹͡H̨̟͚͉̠̭U̢̦̯͢͝R̛̟̪̦̼͎̟̕T͏͔̘͖̪S̠͇̘͘ͅ ̷̧̫̖̺̩͙̤͎͇I͏̝̺͓̮̬̜͍̠T̟̮́ ̀͟͏͙̥̲͎H͇̙̱͔̱͉̦Ṷ̰̻͇̗̬̣̥͘ͅR̴͔̀͜Ṱ̢̞ͅS̞̣̭͓̖͖̮̀̀͞ͅ ͏̲͈̕I̶̛̮̭͙̱̫͚T̜̫̘̰̗͠ ̠̤̖͇͈̤̣͝H͈̗̳͇̜̮͍͍ͅU̶͇̤͍̥R͔̘̜̺̺̞̦͢T̶̶̬̺͎̼̺̀Ś̪ ̞̝I͚͕̻̠̹̱͢ͅT̸̛̞̘̳̜̙̤̟ ̳̮́Ḥ͉͙͔́͢U̢̥̖̗̥R̥̦͡ͅT̙̭̀S̛͔̤̣̖̟͉ ̱͉̗̮͈Į̙̯̗̟̮̫͕̱T͢҉̺̩̼̝͎ ̡̭̜͕̟͡Ḩ̰̞̥̱͠U̥͔̪R̸̥̱̰͡T̷̙͈̫̥̣͉S̢͔͎͚͔͘̕ ͡͏͎̠͔̤̩̩͢I̷̛͔̠͖̠̘̥̺͖T̡̛͍̗ ̱͖̝͕H̴̞̠̹̹U̵̵̩̘R̫̺̲̻̪̪͓̮͜T̙̲̺͍͇̹ͅŚ̠͍͚̗̟̣ ̢͖͇̭͝I̷̡͉͔̻̯̫̫͉̦͞ͅT̢̡̳͍̣̣̀ ̡̤͚͔̬̤̤H̛̝͉̣͕͉̰̲͠ͅU͈̲̗̮̹̯̞͉̪͞R̫̲̦T̯̭̠̭̞͍̭͇S̝͈͎̝͞͠ ̸͎̰̩̦̮̞I̥̤̲̹͔̹T̰̼̤̪̫͍͢͞ ͙̪̱͉̦͙̝͚̹͡H̨̟͚͉̠̭U̢̦̯͢͝R̛̟̪̦̼͎̟̕T͏͔̘͖̪S̠͇̘͘ͅ ̷̧̫̖̺̩͙̤͎͇I͏̝̺͓̮̬̜͍̠T̟̮́ ̀͟͏͙̥̲͎H͇̙̱͔̱͉̦Ṷ̰̻͇̗̬̣̥͘ͅR̴͔̀͜Ṱ̢̞ͅS̞̣̭͓̖͖̮̀̀͞ͅ ͏̲͈̕I̶̛̮̭͙̱̫͚T̜̫̘̰̗͠ ̠̤̖͇͈̤̣͝H͈̗̳͇̜̮͍͍ͅU̶͇̤͍̥R͔̘̜̺̺̞̦͢T̶̶̬̺͎̼̺̀Ś̪ ̞̝I͚͕̻̠̹̱͢ͅT̸̛̞̘̳̜̙̤̟ ̳̮́Ḥ͉͙͔́͢U̢̥̖̗̥R̥̦͡ͅT̙̭̀S̛͔̤̣̖̟͉ ̱͉̗̮͈Į̙̯̗̟̮̫͕̱T͢҉̺̩̼̝͎ ̡̭̜͕̟͡Ḩ̰̞̥̱͠U̥͔̪R̸̥̱̰͡T̷̙͈̫̥̣͉S̢͔͎͚͔͘̕ ͡͏͎̠͔̤̩̩͢I̷̛͔̠͖̠̘̥̺͖T̡̛͍̗ ̱͖̝͕H̴̞̠̹̹U̵̵̩̘R̫̺̲̻̪̪͓̮͜T̙̲̺͍͇̹ͅŚ̠͍͚̗̟̣ ̢͖͇̭͝I̷̡͉͔̻̯̫̫͉̦͞ͅT̢̡̳͍̣̣̀ ̡̤͚͔̬̤̤H̛̝͉̣͕͉̰̲͠ͅU͈̲̗̮̹̯̞͉̪͞R̫̲̦T̯̭̠̭̞͍̭͇S̝͈͎̝͞͠ ̸͎̰̩̦̮̞I̥̤̲̹͔̹T̰̼̤̪̫͍͢͞ ͙̪̱͉̦͙̝͚̹͡H̨̟͚͉̠̭U̢̦̯͢͝R̛̟̪̦̼͎̟̕T͏͔̘͖̪S̠͇̘͘ͅ ̷̧̫̖̺̩͙̤͎͇I͏̝̺͓̮̬̜͍̠T̟̮́ ̀͟͏͙̥̲͎H͇̙̱͔̱͉̦Ṷ̰̻͇̗̬̣̥͘ͅR̴͔̀͜Ṱ̢̞ͅS̞̣̭͓̖͖̮̀̀͞ͅ ͏̲͈̕I̶̛̮̭͙̱̫͚T̜̫̘̰̗͠ ̠̤̖͇͈̤̣͝H͈̗̳͇̜̮͍͍ͅU̶͇̤͍̥R͔̘̜̺̺̞̦͢T̶̶̬̺͎̼̺̀Ś̪ ̞̝I͚͕̻̠̹̱͢ͅT̸̛̞̘̳̜̙̤̟ ̳̮́Ḥ͉͙͔́͢U̢̥̖̗̥R̥̦͡ͅT̙̭̀S̛͔̤̣̖̟͉ ̱͉̗̮͈Į̙̯̗̟̮̫͕̱T͢҉̺̩̼̝͎ ̡̭̜͕̟͡Ḩ̰̞̥̱͠U̥͔̪R̸̥̱̰͡T̷̙͈̫̥̣͉S̢͔͎͚͔͘̕ ͡͏͎̠͔̤̩̩͢I̷̛͔̠͖̠̘̥̺͖T̡̛͍̗ ̱͖̝͕H̴̞̠̹̹U̵̵̩̘R̫̺̲̻̪̪͓̮͜T̙̲̺͍͇̹ͅŚ̠͍͚̗̟̣ ̢͖͇̭͝I̷̡͉͔̻̯̫̫͉̦͞ͅT̢̡̳͍̣̣̀ ̡̤͚͔̬̤̤H̛̝͉̣͕͉̰̲͠ͅU͈̲̗̮̹̯̞͉̪͞R̫̲̦T̯̭̠̭̞͍̭͇S̝͈͎̝͞͠ ̸͎̰̩̦̮̞I̥̤̲̹͔̹T̰̼̤̪̫͍͢͞ ͙̪̱͉̦͙̝͚̹͡H̨̟͚͉̠̭U̢̦̯͢͝R̛̟̪̦̼͎̟̕T͏͔̘͖̪S̠͇̘͘ͅ ̷̧̫̖̺̩͙̤͎͇I͏̝̺͓̮̬̜͍̠T̟̮́ ̀͟͏͙̥̲͎H͇̙̱͔̱͉̦Ṷ̰̻͇̗̬̣̥͘ͅR̴͔̀͜Ṱ̢̞ͅS̞̣̭͓̖͖̮̀̀͞ͅ ͏̲͈̕I̶̛̮̭͙̱̫͚T̜̫̘̰̗͠ ̠̤̖͇͈̤̣͝H͈̗̳͇̜̮͍͍ͅU̶͇̤͍̥R͔̘̜̺̺̞̦͢T̶̶̬̺͎̼̺̀Ś̪ ̞̝I͚͕̻̠̹̱͢ͅT̸̛̞̘̳̜̙̤̟ ̳̮́Ḥ͉͙͔́͢U̢̥̖̗̥R̥̦͡ͅT̙̭̀S̛͔̤̣̖̟͉ ̱͉̗̮͈Į̙̯̗̟̮̫͕̱T͢҉̺̩̼̝͎ ̡̭̜͕̟͡Ḩ̰̞̥̱͠U̥͔̪R̸̥̱̰͡T̷̙͈̫̥̣͉S̢͔͎͚͔͘̕ ͡͏͎̠͔̤̩̩͢I̷̛͔̠͖̠̘̥̺͖T̡̛͍̗ ̱͖̝͕H̴̞̠̹̹U̵̵̩̘R̫̺̲̻̪̪͓̮͜T̙̲̺͍͇̹ͅŚ̠͍͚̗̟̣

Strange Aeons:

The overarching plot involves efforts by an otherwordly fungus Great Old One named Xhamen-Dor to infest Golarion. Merely knowing about him, or dreaming about him is sufficient for the Inmost Blot to spread.

One of my players keeps saying "We brought this on ourselves! Covid is our fault with all this Xhamen-Dor talk!"

I think it started as a joke. But his eyes are getting mighty wild...

Ḩ̺̯̟̯̤̻̏ͨ̓͗E̥̳̗̥̟͓̤ ̗̑ͯ̂̈́C̵̆ͮͦ̆O͈̲͚̜̜̽͂̓ͣͩM̘͎͕͓̗ͦ̆͠E̯̩̝̯̓͒̽̅ͦͣS͍͖̲̬̩ ̘̟̝̖ͭͦͬ̀H͚̥͎̜͚̹̺̽̓̒̏Ē͜ ̬͡C̘͈̮̙̲ͬ́͂͂ͫͦͅO̗̓͞ͅM̟̙̈́̍ͭ̕E̜ͭ͂̿ͩ̽ͨS̥͙̣̫̦̆̅͗̐ͪ̏ ͔̺̠͖͍H͔̯͖̳͒͐̾ͩ͋́E͔ ̸̪̑ͪC̢̗̻̼͗O̵̮̩̗͈M̙̪̦̍͂ͪ͗̆̂Ẻ̛̮͐ͨS̴͔̯͎̞̻̟͖͑̌ ̤̎̔͑̇ͧ̎̅H̛͓͇̗͓̃́E̜̥̹͊̓ͤ͂̉̇ ̪͎ͨ̿̔̈͑͋̋C̤ͫͬͩ̂ͭ͡Ỏ̘M͖͗ͬ̌ͪ͘Eͨ̔̀S̯̝̫̫̘̲͙̏̉͑ͩ ̵̞̥̺̫̗̰͑̽̑H̪̳̰͖́E͚͍̼̞͋̓͝ ͇C̈̆Ó̸̱̯̥̦ͮͅMͧE̤̜̯ͥ͐̐ͪ̾͆ͫS̙͕̦ͮͅ ͭͧ̌̄̓̍̅H̢̘̦͉̮E̩̦̯͙͂ͩ ̱͙̥̫̩̄̿ͯͬ̕C̛̝͍O̦̱͙̠̝̽͂͒̆͘M̹̝͚̤̬̓̽̋͋ͬ́È̙̰̯̘̋̃̈́̚͝S̰̤̜̭̠ͬ̃̏̓̎ ̢͇͕̼̭̼̝̪ͥ̅H̑̂͋̋̈̒͟E̡ͫ̒̓̓ ̰̦͒̽ͦͭ̎̌͝C̦̲͊ͯ̏̿̃O͐̈ͥ̿̋ͥͭM̮ͬͭ̐ͥE͙̣̹ͪ͐̔̐̚S̡̤͙̗̹͌ͦ̌̈͛ͤ̐ ̥͓̟̖̱͋̿H̞͎̯͂ͨͮ̾͂̽E̤̩̳̞͛̈́͐̈́̍̈́͞ ̖̘̻̤͙͜C̵̯̺̮̳̹͆͒͂O̭̥̥̩̦̳ͥͯ̎̉̓̆M̼͎͕͎ͨͅEͪ̋͡S̘͙͙̫̍̚͝ ̣͎̀̂̂ͯͨ̉̚͝H̛̩̖̭̠̺̣̟͂̉̊Ḙ͚̅̾̇̃ͣ ̼̘̓ͬ́Ć̼̠̠̝̜ͨ́̿͌́Ŏ̬̤̮̗͕͍͒̽̋͗ͭͅM̷͓͍̌̉E̯̦͕̙̼S̬̭̲ ̹̲̜͛ͨH̶̍̂ͪ̉͌̐ͦȆͣ̽͜ ̛̺̠̖̻́ͮͅC̶͉̔̓̄͑Ö̳́̋M̝̽̾ͬͭ̒́E̲̠̾Ș̬ͭ͐̈́ͮ ̪̬͍͕̹ͦH̦̲̟̮ͦͮͣ̇ͤ̆E͎̜̬͙͕ͫ ̶̥͉̦̺ͦC̘̹̬̞̋ͨ̋̐ͣ̄ͫ́ͅO̭̭͕̼̹͐̂ͮ͛̓M̧̖͓͙̮̹͋ͨ͋̒̆̓E͇͖̣̣̥̞̿͞Ṣ́̅̋ͤ̂̂̚ ͍͍̃̏ͫ̅͒̅H̡͓̰͚͒̾͂̓ͥ̌ͤE͈͍̦͔̩̠̼͆̊̕ ̻͈̯͈̗̳̘C̥̘͕̦̬̳̥ͭͫͤͬͦ̒͜O̬͎̘͍̱̭̝͂M̴͚͇̻̲̖̼̣ͦ̉ͨͫE̱̗͇S̗̩̜̙̼̳̩̒͐̐̋͢ ̛͖ͤ̋̽ͮ̑ͅH̨͂̋̓E̱̬̟̠̣̩̎͑̄͞ ̩̻̻͈͂̆ͫ̈́̔C̥̮͚̺̣̺̳͊ͣ͛̓̽̚O͋͛̈̓͋M̷̱̺̠̼̬̯̟̃̋E͚͇ͪ̈́S̛̾͛̑͑͆͊ ̯̈ͯ̾̊ͯͩ͟H͔͍̰̦̽̋͆E̢̖̼̜̓̈́ͬ͑̐̿͛ ͤC̡̰̜̺̬̩̠͌͗̚O̜͚̼̠̠̘͈̿̉M̲͙̣̫͑̀̐ͤ͝E̵̥̹̹̓͐̓̉̈̍ͦS̳̣̱̱̟̘ ̨̞ͤͧ̈̃H̤̮̲͇̱E̹̘̍̇͂ ͖̖̻͈͟Ċ̛̣̇ͯ͑ͨ̓̓Oͭ͛͂͊̂̚͠M̷̯̞̘̳͙̠̝͌̃E̮ͧ̊ͯ̅S̠̗̠̺̙͜ ͓̮̟͓̪̲̽́H̤̙͌̉ͭ̚̚͢E̴̯͉͔̤̣̩͙̎̿͐̔̿ ̎ͨC͌̐̅ͫͦ̓Ǫ͈̭͗͊͌ͪ̽ͩ͊M͇̓E̳͚͇̜͑ͯ̒̚ͅS̪͎̜ͨ͘ ̷ͧḤ͍͒̇̽E͍̦̮̺̺̖ͮ̏̍ͨ̏̒͛ͅ ͏̥ͅC̩̺͇͐͆̅̓ͫ̀̔͢O̺͉̭ͨ̉̆́́M͙͝E̕S̢̘̪̐̐ ̈́̄͆̓ͪḨ͕͔͙̤̯̲̭͒̆͑E̩̅̈́͛̃̑̕ ̢̪̱̤͖̆ͫ̊̊̃ͅC̹̘͓͖̰͛O̹͆̌̐͞M͈͈̽̑̚Ę̖͙͎ͅS̛͓̱͙͓̤̠ͤ͛͛̊ ̺̝̣͇̫̈̐͂͟H̗͌Ê̼̥͉̮̗ͮ̉̎́ ̬͎̥̗̤̯͚C͓̮̗̭̰̮ͪͫ͢Ȏ͙̼͙̜ͣ̌̐̐̎͋͝M̨̥͈͈̼ͩE͉̲͓͉̜͖̹̔ͦ̌S̡̤͚̺͖͇̀̌́̊̄ ̮̙͍̦̍̉͛̓̂̚H͕̳̞̝͚̟̆̆͗E̱̗͛̎̒́̈́̊ ͓̤̝̮̄ͭ̀̈́C͙̙͔O̷̥̟̮̺̅ͧM̢͔̠̤ͥ͂E̫̒̏̈́͘S̠̦̝͕̙̠͎ͯ ̟̝̝̝̊̍͆̽͋H̯̤̻͇͓̅̾ͯ͌̽ͮ̇͞E̻̣͛̈́ͬ̕ ͐ͥ̉ͩͫC̳ͭ̋ͧ͆ͫͯ̐O̮͗̇M͏͕͙̦͚̯̦ͅE̥̬̭ͬͣͭ̄̐̌͜Ŝ̙̙̩̜͉̯̖ͭ̐̆ͪ͐͡ ̝͍͈̙̰̥̏ͮ̽̕H̳̰̐ͤ͡E̙͉͔͇̣̻ ̠̭͉̫̦̜̺C̢͎̫͌͛ͩÔ̯M͓̪̣̬̬͍̜̂̽̍ͮ͊͋̇͢E͚̎̅ͥͩ̍̒Ș̴͈̞̹̻̙̣ ̢̻̤̬͖̾̔̍H̖̤̋̌ͯ̿́͢E͇̭ ̘̦̳͇̼̰ͤ́̀̏ͅC̼͂̎O̘̮͖̖͎̖̮͑̽̓͑ͩͯ̚M̵͇̜ͭͦ͐̂Ê̺̯̆ͭS̼̳̣͎̐̉̎́ͣ̅͠ ̟̪̗̟̥ͦ̎̾͜H̷̫̪̪̥Ê̦͉̞̤͈͗ͨ̐ ̘͓̙̦̝͖̮͐͠C̨̼̭̤̞͖͒̎̆̊̽̾̌O̮̱̤ͪ̐̓̃M̸͓̗̱͛E̥̰̩̙̝͔͎̒ͬ̂̄̌̍́Š͎ͫ͛ ͭ̈ͭͮȞ̔̇̍̃Ë̶̯̥́ͭ͐̉ ̻̱̠̻̰͚ͣ͒̽ͨͬͮ̌C͙̞̟̩̟̈́̆͌͊̏ͅȎ̿̚͏͈̠̤̘̳̳͕M̨͂́ͨ͒̚E̖̝͔̽̕S̼ ̖̰͈̳̺̻̊̒ͥH̜̠̬̠̊ͤͦ̒E̵͊ͥͥ ̞̻̪̹͆̃̐̂̽͑C̩̺̞̗͔̜̾̆Ò͔̭͆M̜̩̠̰̘̃͂ͨ͆̀̄E̝̣͚͇͔ͮ̋́ͧ̏̀͊́S̴̬̙͍̦͓̠̘̓̎ͮ̚ ̳̪͈̂̍͛ͭͬ͝H̆ͧ͏̫̬Ẻ̶͎̬̭̰̹̯͚̆̐̄̚ ̴̩̅̓̑ͬ̍ͦC̯͇͌̐͛̂̅̌ͥÕ̶͓̥͙̬͂M̱͚̬̝͠Ę̙̬̤͉͕̳̟͛̆͐S̟̭͔͜ ̦͈̥͞H̶͚̔̒̂͐ͤ̓̚È̟͔͚̃ͨ̀̚ ͎̱̐̉͐̀C͑̐͑͐̑͋ͬO̳͈̻͈ͨ͒͢M͇̫̃͆ͬ̍͊Ě͔̮͉̟̞̓̀S ͔͖̰͚̿͑H̾́E͂ͩ̓҉ ̗͇̬͔̹̩͂͒́̓̓ͅC͏͇̣O̭ͯ̌͒̾̓̊M̨̲̘̗ͫ͌̎̾̍̾E̖̭̣̊̅ͨͨS̷̯̦͉̳͓̰͔ͬ̑ͧ̀̂ ͈̲̩̝̘ͩ̽̀H̙̫͍ͣͮͦͪ͛̈E̙̿̾ ̪̰C̡̱̹̗̙̻̳̙ͦ̇ͤ̋O̼ͧ͛M̝͉̲̜͉̂͆̀ES̘͊́ͅ ͉̩͉ͬĤ̈́̂ͫ̀Ẹ̞͕͂̆͟ ̫̯͔̝͔͊̓̓̂ͩC̿ͬͫ҉̞̖͇̰͇O͇͐͢M̞̱̜ͤͯ͛̍̑͠E̩͌̏ͩͅS̃͑̇̅ͫ ̨̈̓ͮͫ̐Hͥͧ̊̀ͮͅȆ̫̃̀ͨ́̏͘ ̧̭̤͔̲͓͐͋̅ͥ͂̈C̘̥̔O̯͖̭͎̩̣͂ͩ̀ͨͨ̍M̼͌͗ͨ͒̓ͫ͞Ẻ͓̑̂ͮ̕S̰͔ͪ ̷̦̺̘͕̫͓

I̒͗̓̎ͬ̾ ̒͒ͣf̙͖͊e̪̒̽ͤ̋̈́ͭe̴͉̦͉̱̼̘ͮͥͥ̃̎̓ļ̤̤̪̝̞̽̉ͪ̂ ̳̊̏̾͠h͈̰̓̅͠.̥͚̲͚͉̺͋͊.ͮ̎̎̽̀ͫa͓̮̼ͫ̃ͮ̑́.̶͙̲̻̳̾͌̿.̳ͮ͑.̨͊̏͛ͣp̶͇̞͈̹͈̺̏͂.̶ͬͩ̀.͒̏͂̾ ̮̿̄ͅ.̐͗͂p̶̟͈.̱̗̑́͝.̨̞̰̲͙͂̾̽̌̿.̩͂̏̓̇yͩ̊̐͂͑.͉̮̝̜̙̯̯̄̌͋̊ͯ̕.̳̦̰̻̱̰ͤ͐ͩ͝ͅ.̞͔͉͍̉̍̋ ̪̲!̶͖̿̉̓

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R̷̟͕̠̰̮͚̘͕̲A̸̖̳̱̳̱͔G͏͎S̳̭̳̲̝̜̀ ̙̞́͟R̘̣͔͍̘͓Á̭̰̗͖̰͘Ģ̢̰͓̲̞͔͜S̸̵̠̜̦̭̭̼̺͈̹ ̧̝̫̠͘R͍̘̰A̻͍̦̲͙̤͓ͅG̶͔͈̪̼͉͉̳̟͎͡Ś̵̘̬̰͕̥̭̘̰ ̨̗͙͈R̴̮̰̮̫̣̩̬̝̱A̜G͜͏̦̼̬̖S͘͏҉̫͔͙̗͎ ͈̻̠͢͡R̘̫̀͝ͅA̡̞̼͜G̴̡̹̫̤͙͚̺͚͔Ş͔̞͉̠̪̝ ̧̳̫̬͖͚͠R̵̮̺̱͇̙͠Á̦̼̥̰͙͢G̸̡̬̪S̸̠̥̯̹͘͝ ̝̭͕̟̮̹R̶͎̱͚̲͎̕͠A̫̕̕̕G̹̞͇̘̲͈̮͔͢S̨̧̬͔ ̹̱͍̪̟̗͍̼͠R̮̜̀̕A̧͇̪̝̳̱̭ͅG̨̧̝̯̩S̘̱͍ ̢͇̥̹͓͈̗͎͙͠R͏̧̹̦̳̠̮̫͓̗A̴̶̬̬̞͕̱͓͞G̵̹̫͔̲̠̬̩̩S̩̖͉̬͙̩͜ ҉̙̫̘̱̳ͅR͓͜͢ͅA̩̗͔Ǵ̶̹̯͞S̛͕̥̤ ̛͉̯̀͠R̡̻͓̜͘A͙̥͉̖̰̜̝͚G̣̥͓͉͓͈͟S͓̞̙̜̘̤̪̀ ̷͙̭R̦͔͕͉͝A̢̼̘͜͡ͅG͏̬̞̩̫͔̺̪S̝̗͕̜͡ ҉͏̬̲̜̙̲̮͟R͏̵̟̰̘̼̻͎͉ͅA̝̤͜G̮̟̘̲͓̭͔͢͝Ṣ̵̙͟ ͈̙̪͉͕͔R̷̨̖͚̖A͉͙̤G̗̼S͏͏̬̫ ̛̗̞͖̬̹͖̭͡R̸̨̨̖̬̖͚A̹͟͞G̮͚̹̬̱̺̀S̶̡̹̺̤̰͓̗͇̮̙ ̤͎̱͔͓̪̕͠͡R͔̙͙̗͈͠A͍͡G̩̫̮S̞͡ ̶͚͍̠ͅR̶͉̯̭͖̭̥̭A̧͉̕͜G҉̶͎̯̮̤̰͡S̢̪͜͠ ̵̰̥̕ͅR̭͈̕͠A̹̳̼͕̳̩̺̼G̴̻̥̭͝S̨̙̼͉ ̷̢͙͈͚R͖͓̝̼͖̯͎͖̜A̷̵̳͚͢Ǵ̥̤̱̳Ś͙̭̗̩͓̫̻̯̹͠ ͔̹̗̘̱R̶̭̺̫̝̩͘ͅA̵͇̙̹̹̹͎̘͡Ǵ̶̜̯̭̼̣͎͖͢S̴̢̮̦͔̞̝̲͉ ̣̥͖̳̱͇̰̯R͓̲̯̳͞A̷͇Ģ̤̙̫̺͚͢S̮͍̲̲̖͟ ̛͏͕̞R͚͖̜̦͚̘͖̠͍͘A̭̞G̡̞̬͚̫̞̟ͅŚ̶͈͓͇͙̗͇̝ ̴̱͉̩͍̖͍̰͢R͚À̠͚̘͜͡G̵̞̯̠Ś̟̥̙̣ ̦̦̀Ŗ̘̱̻̱͙̳̮͈͢͟ͅA̬̮̫͔̼̗͓̹̝G̱̲̥͢͠S͈̼ ̶̛͇̼͓̙R̪̻̯̻̖̙̥̳͘͠A̴̕҉͚̝̮G̝̫̙̘͍̖͟Ş̰̠̣̰͕̬ ̫͍̘͇̀͜ͅR͎͎̬̪̰͖̼̕͡Ạ̴̢̦̜̥̹̠͕͔̣G̶͎̱̭̦̝̫͚̞̗S̶̷͈̰͓͍̪̙͢ ̨̘̮̮̣̲͢R̛͙̞̼̝̘̞͍A̧̦͕̜͚̻̠̙͓̞G̨̣͘S̶̥͕͓̗̼͎̗

Limeylongears wrote:

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Welcome to the Omnipotent Madness.

A̺̕r̖̥͔͚̩͓r̛̞̣g͟͏͍̩h̴̢̤!͈̤͍̗̯̪̲̟̳͜ ̢͓͉͓̺͙͉̥̯̱Y҉͎͍̤͖͇̺͜͜a̷̡҉̟̬ą͖͓̦̳͕̺̫͕̀g̸̗̫̺͓h҉̳̮̹̳̫͘!̠̣͉̫̭͎̰̰͢.҉͚̱̬͔̲͘.̨̪̖ͅ. ̸̝͇̗

̨̛͇͖̲Ị͈̗t̻̱͈͔̭͓̪͜͢ͅ'̡̡̜ͅs̨͍͠ ҉͍͝n͟҉̗̩̙̟̠̘o̵̧̡̪̣̙̹̜ͅt̵̯̠ ͔͇̤̝̮̗r̶̦͙͇̘í̧͈̪͝g̴̹̳̀͝h̶͔̘̘̟̖̰͝ͅt̥̻̹̯̞̕.̷͉͉̬́.̬͙̞͎̫̟̠.̢̘̫̗̙̳̣͖͟ͅ ̜̹̲͙̙̺͓͝n̵̸͍̣̬͉̲͇̘̮͜o̸͚͖͞t͏̞̟̜̹̱̫̞̼ ̸͉̙̟r̵̖̰͈͇̘͝ì̫̩̫̻͎g̦̪͇̲̭͈h͔̟͎͟ͅt͎͎͈͇͘.̬̖̥͖̖͎.̶͖̻ͅ.͉͎͉̩̫͕͔͟͡ ̱̹͙̕ņ͍̺͎͈̕o̗̠̞̖̣̘̖̕͝t͏̹͚̼͇̮ ̮̠͢͡r̞̳̰̦͈͠ͅi̤͙̩͇̖̘͔̜͓̕͘g̶̝͈̗̕ḩ͔̺̫̤t̫̫̱͙.͙͘͞.͙͉̱̻̤̖.̷̢̖͈̘̗̭̟̗̻
̜͈͚͞A͟҉̫̮h̷͎̭̗̘̳̲̰̣h̷͕̘̭͎̭̻̣̖̘͘,͜͏͓ ̴̮͍͚͙̱Ģ̤̮̪͢ͅr̴̘͇̱͕̫̕r̨̪̪͕͉̬̪͞ͅ,̥̼͕̭̭͘ ̸͖̬͟O͖̘͉̼̹͝h̷̢̰̳̜̪̩̺̤͙̫͞h̨̟̬͖͓̫ͅh҉ͅͅ.̧̪̼̯̬̪̩̕͝ͅ.̞̤͕̱̯͝.̶̷̜̳̭̲̤̖͙̠ ͉͖̘͎̟͇̺n̡̳̹̼̪̻͠o̴̞̬͓̫ṭ̬͚̥̠̬̼ ̵̰̜̪̳̬͝r̢͍͚̟̫̪͎͕͞i̵̧͕͉̦̜g̷̜̤͇͎h̩͇͍̯̖͓͍͢t͇̤.̡̠͓̜͙͘͞.̶͔̣̤̻̬.̷͎̜̗̳̫͓ ̶̵̰̟͕̳ǹ̷̡̗͓͔̫̦̖o͚̞t҉҉̡͉͙̺̙̗ ̜̙̬̭͓͙͍́ṛ͓̤̭̘͡í̬̞̘̖͢g̫̝̜̭̪h̹͖̖̟̰͟͡t̠͟.̻͎͇̜̮̥̞̪͟ͅ.̞̼̭̤̲̀.̩̻͉̟͎͘ ͉͖̼̦̣͡n̦ơ͚̪̩͉͍ţ̡̲͕̠̙͜ ̩̠͇̲͕̞̖̱r̯̝i͙͇͡g̸̫̮̞͡h̸͓̱̜̞͍̳t͉̻̩͙̺͈͓̖.͜҉̯̗̥͈̪.̷͓̺̰̜́.̡̝̳̟̠̻̙̞̞
̦̟̘̼̭͜͜ ̖̹̩n̴̫̘̰̞̺o̺̰̺t̗̹̱͈̘͕͓̠ ͚̩̺͎ͅr̷̞̫̥̼͎͙͉ͅị̧̫͙͙̗͓͓̳g̢̝͕̘̱̜h̥̬͖̞͕̟̙̯͍͜t̫̺͕̦͔̳̜͉.͟҉̖ͅ.̨̲̹̟̦̝̟̳͜ͅͅ.͔̠̲̰̀ ̳̬̹̗ ̼̼͓̩͜n̳̝̲̖̟͍͡ơ͉̭ṭ̗͘͟ ̢̰̱͡r͏̪͔͉̤͇̮͎̠i̮͓̺g͚̝̘̝͙̬h҉͇̟̝͇̕t̡͚̩̦̮͈̠̙̀͞.̤̬.͈̻͈.҉̧͔͍̙̝͉̮̰͢ ̸̺͙̩̣̠̪͈͚̕n͏͕̘͙̬̣͔̦̜̦o̷̦̟̼̠̬ͅt̯̠̰̞̗͍̩̗ ̮̹̣͙͘͟ͅr̪̦ͅi̖̙̼̞̞̫̞̗g͇̬̥͓͙͇̙̀͢ẖ̡̡̙̱͜t̴͎̩̟̞̣̞̥̺̝.̸̪̮̬̟̤̘͙̯͝.̺͔̱͟͝.̢̨̦̠͖̮̗̼́ ̹ͅ ̟̤͡ņ͈͞ó̮͇̖̮̫̻͖͞t̥̖̻͜ ҉̛̰̺̜̫̭̻̲r͍̫̬̲̟͘͜i̭̺̳͉͚̯̕ͅg̫͕͖͉̭̜h̢͓̞̠̬̱t͈̰̖̭͈̀͢͡.҉̲̯.̡̥̼̠.͏͇̳ ̸̸̭̣̭͈̻̩̠ͅn̴̛̘͓̼͙̳͜o̵͍̱̼̳̩̪̞̣͜͠t̶̴̳̟͓͉̝́ ͕̮̠̹̻r̨͓̻̦̤̲͕̕i҉̻̫̼̹͙͍g͓̥̀h̯̩̗̦̪̀t͇̗̠͈̥̜ͅ.͖̲̳̦̻.͈̰͕͈͈̰.̙ ̲̬̟̟͕n̞̝̞̤̝̱̻ǫ̷̹̣̦͟t̤͓̣̱̳͇̰͇̀ ͠͏̖̳̠͇͉̯̹r̖̱̣̞̹̪͈ͅi̢̲͉̱͕͞g̡̡̼̯̰̭͖͓̫h͍̱͉̳̳͢ṱ̨͖.̢̪͙̟͍͓͚͔ͅ.̱̲̜͠͝.̡̛̗̖̖͈̩͔̗̞
͇̙̤̝̜̣ ̩̩̱̯̤̲̀ṉ̩o̘͖̳͘͡ͅt͏̶͍̻̯̕ ̷̙̯̝r̸͖̮̹̻͘͜i̶͎̠̮͎͇̱̜͎̕ǵ͚̬̰h̴̵͕̞͇̠͎͡t̜̟̤͕̭̀͝͞.̷̧̠͓͇͖.͏͈.̧̘͎͍͙̲ ̰̗̙̝n̛̞̮̰ͅọ̺͎̗̣̠̟̕͠͡t̷̙͍͚̙͠ͅ ̴̡̯̝r̗͔̤̮͚i͚͓̳͙̟̫̞̹ͅg̷̨̩̳͉͔̜̺͢h̨̼̥̗̰̳͇͟͝t̷̸̤͕̤̗̣̦̩ͅ.̷̢̪͖͚̼.̷̢̳̜̖̻͢.̵͖̜͕̻͎͖̦ ̥ ͖̙͙͠n̞͚͉̮̗̟̞͟ͅo̧̺͖̯̘͔̰t̥͚͟ͅ ̸̸̣͇̙r͈̲͚̗͘i̸̯̹̳͝g҉̦͓͎͢ḫ͇̩͈̣̤͞ͅt҉̧̲̪̝̩̫̳̩̻̻.̀͏͇͇͚͈̤͎.̨̞͚̬̲̺̗͇́.̳̦͢͞
̢̥ ̡̗͉̬͇̻̤͜ͅn͖͍̝̤̪̪̣̬̙o̷̼͓̳̞͓͉ṭ͎̦̠͕̠̲͜͞ ̨͇̖͙̪̹̙͘͝r͉̞̕i̴̪͔g͈͉̠͎̬͓ͅh͈̥̼̺̤́t̶͎̙͖̼͠.̴̸̼̖̪͍.̸̱̘̭͈̕̕.̖̳͓̠͞ ̜̮̦͠n͕̺͜o͚̲͖̻̙̞͝t̶̸̪̟̱̻͓̰͙͟ ͍͖̝͍̫̞̥͍͞r̜̞̠̗͍i̶̛̪̭̯̣̤̩̜̱g̞̞̪̯̠͙̳͜ͅh̞̫̭̦̮͈̩̀̕t̰̺̖̬͕́͟ͅ.̘̦̜̤͎̫̼.̷҉͔͇́.̷҉͉͖̯ ̰ ̜͈n̴̪͙ó̮̩̙̹̦̯͘͘t͇̮͟͢ ̧̤͉̩r̴͏̭͕̯̺̞̜͈̪ḭ̜͇̱͉̘ͅͅģ̙̥ḩ̰͔̕ţ̷̺͝.̸̛̙͈̫.̸̧͇.͚͚̹̬͟ ̤̜͇͝ǹ̵͉̙o̗͡t̷͓͉̺͍̭̭̠͡ ͙̭̹̣͘͞r̛̠̰̜̺̳͍i҉͚͍̠͓͓͖̲̝g͖͖̫̗h̥̖̘͠t̶̨̨̹̪̰.̜̠͈͓̰̦̥͟͞͝.̯̖̀.̰̬̳ ̝̠̜͚̠̀͢n̢̯̯̠̳͙̼o͍͉͖̝͎͝t̶̰̹̟̕ ̵̷̥̯̰̱͝r̩̩̭̪͇̤̭̟í̝̙̺g̨̪̜̟͠h̡̹̯̦̙̱̗͈͍ṱ̱̬̫̘.̧̺̤̼̯͇͉̩̺.̛̙̯̼̳͖̣.̶̠͈̠̲ ̡͉̯̠͕̤̫͈̕n̷̡̪͓̮̳̲͍̞̰̲͜ó͝͏̮͍̳t̝̳̩̟̥ͅ ̵̲͖̞̤̮̲̜͕r̗̣͎̰͟͞͝í҉̧͙̖g͟͢͏̜͈͚͈͉h͏̞̜͉͎̱t̰̰͓̰̰̗͘͠.̵̨͎͙ͅ.̣̪̜̭̳̤͇͉.̛͎̹͖̝̘͟͠ ̲̗̞̳̞͠n̴͚̩̣̜͔̟͇̣͡ͅò͖͘ṱ̬̝ ̵̛̜̝͉͕r͈̗̣̼͉̱̙̬͞ͅi̤͓̠̣̮̞̤͢g͖͚̫̻̦͜͠h̼͉̫̘͉̣̕t͈̼͉͇̩̤̪͚͜.̻̩̱͘͟͟.̪̜̩̩͙̹͝.͖̪̱ ̡̨͏̳̞̠͉̜̲n̗̻̙͕̪̺̮ó̝͎̖̳̞̬͎̙t̡͕ ҉̴͓͈̠͙r̵̳̹̱i̧͈g̪͟͝ḥ̡͙͢t̝.̷̞̦̜̪̳̝͜.̵̼̯̱͢.̤̹̱̘̹ ̸̛̼͇̙̦̥͟ͅn̶̰̤͡o̥͉̙̩͇̦͙̝̱t҉̪͇͙ ͍̟̀r̬̙̞̥í̢̳̼͇̲̜̦̭g̷̭͈̬̻̩͕̬̕ͅh̲̱̤́͟͠t͏̵͖.̷̡̛͎̼͔̬̟̜̩.̡̙.̷̼̻͙̤̜̥̟̕͜
̙͈̣̣̳̰ ͉͕̜͍̫́̕n̲͉͉̞̯͕̼ọ̵͉̜͎ţ͚͕̣͎͙̗̙̀ͅ ̢̣r̶͏͏̥̙̮̹͎̙i̵̸͎̖̰̤̗̹͔ǵ̶̡̣̰̝̭̗̫̣̥̜h̡̞̗̗̬̩̟̘̪͝t̸̖͚̲̞̪̥͟͟.̞̯̞̠̥̕͟.̨̧͍̘̗̳̺̗͓̭ .̴̗͍̕ ̷̢͕̜̝̟̬̤̙̀n̤͇̮͔̘̦͉o̢̼̮͉̮̱̟̱͘t͉͙̪̳͈̙͡ͅͅ ̗̤͎̟͕̼͎̞̺͘r̞͉̭̲̕ͅͅi͏̢̥̝͓̫͎̥̘ǵ̣͈͇̻̖h̵̴̛͉̱t̶̳̤͕̖͖͇̗͢.̦͖̰͔͍̺̙́͜.̧͖͎͍̭̠̪̪̻.̝͘͡ ̱̘ ̩͎̹͓̬̣͕͉͠ͅn͚͚̹̮̗̥̙̲͕͘o̟̯̭̩̞̠̞̭t̤ ̫̮͚̳͓̥͎̪̕ͅr̢͈̥i̵̱̭̩̮g̸̺̘̖̝̺h̩͕͚̥̭̳t̴̨͍̫̞̬̖̜̮.̴̭͇̗͈͉̗͚́ͅ.̨̰̮̯̟̖͞.͟҉͍̜̹̹̳

P̶̘̮̥͓͕̜r̝̺̱͓̭̮ͅè̜̺͟ś̞͚s͓͓̗̜̱̻̼͠ ̷̜̠͖̫͍̹̬́p͇̹͕̹͖r̡͇̺̦̦͓̥̬̥è̱̩͍̤̖͘͡ͅs҉̵̺̭͍̮͜s͇̱̭̀̕ ̟̫͍͜͠p̴̧̲̯̥̟̰̦͇ͅr̵̻̬̘͎͚̙̩̰e͏̮͓͔̝͔͉s̻͢s̱͉̮͖͇̖̕ͅ ͓̩̱͕͚͇̱͠p̹̻̺͕̜͜͠r̶͏̮͇͍̙ͅȩ̸̳̯̜̣̤͈̠s̴̬͉͎͖̀s̮̤̲̩͕̠̬ ̣̤͖̬̯̯͍̥̭p̶̭͍͇̭̣͇͔r̸̶̠̳̥͚̠̮e̢͇̗͘s̷̵̳̫͇̙͚s̵̗͙̻̫̯̜͇͠ ͞҉͓̠̺͓͔̝̭p̴̙͚̻͘͟r̼͕͚̫̖̯̯̝͇ę̫̖̟̼ś̩̳̜͔s͍̪̰̱̳͇͇ͅ ͙̙͖̣̦̭̗͜͡p̵̹͖̞͘r̴̵̴̖͔̹̤e͔̬͔̙̝͙̭̼͝͡s̮͉̳̱͍͔͔s̜̙̗̳͕͍ ͇̲̖͍̝̤́p̴̨̧͇̮͉͍̘r҉͏̙̩̝͎̜̦̜͢e͙͖̮̺̞͝s̵̗̙̞̠ś̭̜̭͈̀͡ ̮̯p̟̫͉̝͚͕r̶͎̼̟e̢̠͖̦̗̣̱͢s̪̦͕̤͈̱̞͚͢͡ṣ̨̩͕͘ ̴̼͞p̴̘͍̝̩̕r̹͍̥͘e̩͕̻̩̞̳s҉̧̥̀s̷͉͙̼͉ ̡̖̯̗̪͍̱̜͇̣p͓͔̳̥̗̙̕ͅr҉͔̰͖͔͚e̮̫̬͡ș̡͕̲͜s̢̼̥̣̣̼͉ ̯̥̪͍p̢̩͍̰̩̣̥̹̻ŗ̷̱̦͇̝̲ͅe̹͉͍͖̖͍̠͚̤ş̛̦͇͈͈̩̥̹͜s̗͍̳ ̷҉͖̼p̢͚͜r̫̞̖ͅe̼̗ṣ̩͙̩͓̙̙͢͝s̶̭̙ ̸̦̞͇̭̫̼̮͠͠p̨̛̻̹̪r̷̘̖̤̲̯̣̣̹͞ȩ҉̰͖ͅs̸̪̲̺̭̤̯s̶̡͙̭̖̠̙͎̳͖͈ ̷̘̯ṕ͇͢ŕ͕̜̣͠é̡̩͖̼s̵̵̝s̵̺̖̩̖̙͉͜ ̷͖͕̥̻̜́͜p̨̪̬͇̞̦̼r̸̖͈̦̝͍̕͠ͅḙ̦͓s͍̙͇͉͘͞s̶̫͎̬̘̭͕͉͠ ̳̭̯̯p҉̦r͏̪̻̖̩͚̥͠e҉̢̜̳̘̤͉ṣ̜͚̤s̻̟̯̭̮̘ ̶͉̝̻̝̝p̧̣̮̤̘̬͔̱̹͞r̷͚̪̱ḛ̛͍̻͔͞s͏͔̣̥̕͡s̝̹̤͓͈͢͢ ̛̭̭̥̫̺p̢̖̖̕ŕ̬͕͘e̲͎̗̘̼̥s̵̜͕͚̯͙s̵̸̱̤̀ ͏͙̬̘͞p̨̡̜͎̯̘͍̙̟̯̣r͉͔̫͙̥̠e̦s̸̡̛͉͕s̳̼͓͕̰͞͝ ͇̱͎̳̰͇p҉̨̘̫͍͇͚͕ṟ̛̭̤̼̩̳̦͘͠ͅͅȩ̬͠s͇͔̟̮̝ş̸͈͕̯̻̗̤̫̳͉͞ ̤̕p̷̨̜̹r͏͎̹̙̀è̶͍̯̲̞̤͇͝s̡̭̹̣͎̜̙̟̣̻s͙͙̬̥ ̧̳͈͉ͅp̨̜̭̙̮̲̝͇͎͜ͅr̸̞̬̖̳̤̞é̡̛͕̭͙̱s͓̥̣̦̀s͍͉͕͔͉ ̘̹̥͓͇̥̝p̸̙̼̕r̢͙͚͠e̶͠͏͈̳͔̘s͏̲̜͚̤̟ṣ̞ͅ ̥̪͙̖p̩̟͈̣͘ͅr̛͏̣͙̫͕̥̣e̛͘͏͉̰̝̫͔̣s̬̘̜̜̱̥s͈̱̥̳̙̲͈̮ ̶̟̜͢p̞̩͚̝̦͇͜͞r͙̻̻̳e̴̲͎s̡҉̨̣͓s҉̯̰̰̼͝ ̴͕͕̩̞͖̥͈p̞̻͍̻̼̣͙͘r̵̡͈͓e̼̼͈͙͕̥̮͞s͏͉͡s̟̠̝̮͢ͅ ̦̠̭͘͠p̡҉̪̱̱̘͎ŕ̹͔͖͕̰e̬͈̲̻̯̙̕͡s̩̬͠s̙̭̙̣̲ ̧̩͓͉̬̤͇͚͡p̬̩͖͕͖͉͘r̠̬ͅͅe͈̫̘̯͓͍̘͢ͅs̙̣̜̘̱͚̬ş̶̱̠͚̻͉͉̫̙́ ̷͈̣̙͟p̸͙̹̭̟̘͡r̴̶͓͖͉͈̝̞̪̥͓͠e̛̦̞̺̥̫̥͘s҉̣͙͉͔̰s̛̭̗̪̣͘͡ ̠̜͘̕͡p̻̪͠r̛̩̱̼̮e͞҉̫̹̣̞̗ͅs̛̮̟͔̥̙̭̦͔̖͞s̡̤̦̙̼ͅ ͉͇̖̞͖̀p͇̺̠̯̀r̴͇͉͞e͕͉̻̱͈̯̼̗͜s̢̭̫̙̕͢s͉̱̣̱̩̣͖ ͎̯͍̰̺͟͟p̸̗̼̝̕r̰͇̖̼̝̰͠e̸̶̥͙͍͕̻̞͝ͅs͖̣̘̩̯̣̯̕ş̟̩̫͉̖̮̗͍͕͡ ̛̝̬͔͎̦̫̕͡p̩̞̫͙͉͝r̞̣̟͇e̖̭̥̤̙͞s̡͓̗͎̣ś̳̖̳̬̫̺̞͢ͅ ̷̫̩̠̭͔̯̗͡p̵̢̺̙̟͕ŗ͉̮̦̫̭̯̗̳͢ḙ̴̮͔̙̱̻̗͓ś̰̬͕̤̯̺̫̕ͅs͎͍͍͙̺͞ ̛̛̝̭̻̘͝p̵̻̠̪̺̩͚̥͠͞r̴̖̭̠̭̱̖e̻̺͕̫̗s̶̮̱ͅs͏̲̼͓̪͙ ̗̻̘͉͕͍͈͍͡p͏̠̖͖͓̞̪͔̗͔͜ŗ̱̹̙̟̲͚͉́͠e͎̮̬̲s̪͉̻̞̩ś̢͔̭͔͎͇͓̯ ̵͍̮̲̹̤̮p͏̢̟̥̖̲̗ͅr͎̥͞e̝̯̫̣̺͚͎̰ș̴͉͔̭͜͡s͙̺̭̝̰̭͔̫͈͘ ̰̤̟̩̰͝͝p̦̠͔̝͉̭̞r̸͕͕̮̙͜ͅe̗̟̪̻̻̳͟ͅş̺̜͉̹͇̯͚s̳͉͇͈͉̕ͅͅ ̢̫p̶̝̥̟̝͍͕͝r̷͖̯̲̀e̴̱̬̤̬̩͠͠s͏̼̣̀ś̱̥͖͚̗ ̴̜͖̜͈̭̣̘p͈̥͕r̫̤̻̗̩̱͝ͅe̮̼̭̲̬̟̹͎̥s҉͍̳̤̤̫̥̮̰͖s̶̭͎͇͟͢ ̺̞̖̳͓̻̮̟́͜p̗͓̩̰r̴̛̼̗͓̩̩̳̝͚͈e̹s̻̗̜͞s̸͇̱̬̝̥͚̀͟ͅ ̵̟̠̻̟̙͈̥́̀p҉̜r͚̣͔̩͙͉͉̘ͅe͢҉̬̥̟̜̞̜̮̜͠s̶̯̥͖̜͔̥ś̡̻ ̡̟̲p̛̼̤r̸̗̻̙̹̝̼ȩ̤͎͖̹s̸҉̭̟̠̳̼s͏͍̮̱͎͓̭̹̕ ̵̼͎̠͉̲̫̮p̢̧͕͙̱̩͇̻r͖̹̫͇̣̺͙̀é͔̰̠͔̭̤̖̠̗ș́̕s̡̞̗̩̮̘͢ ̴͕͎̘p̸͍̠̫̳̟͘r҉̨͈͉̻̱̠͞e̘̪̻s̼͈͙̮̪s̵̗̻̥ ̹̼̭̩̳̣͚p̸̨̲͔̟̤͓̰r̸̠̥̣͍͠͞e͕̯̕ś̙̼͔̲̼͘͡s̙̙͚͕̰͎͕͍ ̸̨̣͖̥͉̲̼̪̬p̵̰͖̱͇̼̦̱̮͢͢r̫͓̬͉̼͡͡e̢̮͎̱͉̯͇̠͔s̘͔̘̱s̷҉͓͙͜ ̼̰̥̬̼͔̲p̸̲̖̮̹̜͍̝͖ŗ̬̥̬͙͕͜e̩̖͖̖̹̜͚̞͔s̤̜̫̪͉̪͟s̨̲̫͞ ̨̠̲̲ͅp̸͉ͅͅŕ̦̫͖͔̬̹̱̩͞͞ͅe̛͎̼͎̬̱͜͞s͖̻̘̦͍̠̱͟͟s̴̵̖̦͚͈̙̮̝̙

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̵I̗̪͔̯͟'̭m̮̫̞͓̦̠ ͕̪͇͓̫͜h̸̥̭͖͇̪.̲̼͇͈̜̕.̫͟.̩̦̮̪a͟.̯.͖̖̀.͈̺p̩͈͚̦̟.҉.͈.̗͚̻́p̴͇̘̥͎̙̙.̶͖̦̥̩̟̰̻.̙̱͖ ̙.̳̩̩̲̱̖y҉̫̹͕̙̮̩.̱͙̙̻͍̣͡.̜.͓
̙.̲̱͚̙̗.͉̯̺̼.̸̪̭f̖͓̙͔͓r͇̞i̧͈én̛d̢̙̹̟̩͖̺̦ṣ͚̠̹̗.̜̰͇̫̖̤̝..̦͎͇
̙͎̣͉͚͙A̫͎h̳͉̼̝̠̣͖h̹͖̟͜,͈͔̮̥͖͓̰ ͉̪͉̰G̨̹̦r̫̲̤̱̦ŗ̬̭͚̭͚̟,̝̟̻͎͓ ͍̪̺O͓̳̻̝̰̙ͅh͚͚̗̯̝̤h͏h̷͙.̨̤̟̪͉̙̤.̭̮̫̰̕ͅ.̲̫̜̳͔̬͠
̺̥͕̻I̺̥̲̩'̲͇͎̲m͈͙͖̖ ̹̥̝̭̪͇̱h̸.̜.̮̩̠.͔͉̭ͅa̝̥̫̺̭.̥̘̳͉̦ͅ.̯͈̖.͖͇̙̠p̩̦̀.̧̻.̳͔̝͉͕̰.̯͍̼͟p̮͍.҉̫̳̗ͅ.͏͉͇̣ ͔̬.y̢͔̦͍̼̹̯.̰̬̖̖͎͕͓.̻.
̟̼A͙̯̳̟̞͍r̢̼̮͖͈̬̱̰r̺̙̩͢ͅg̬̥̱̜̼̘̥h̪͠!̧̲ ҉̰̻̪Y̙͝a̪̰̻͇̜a̸̺̦̘̩g͇͇̳͚̙͚ͅh!.̲͇̼̟͖.̼̻̤͉̘͟.̡
̜̖I̥̳̝̬͖̗̻t̞̰̳͙̩̤ ̟̙̰̳͇̺̤hur̨͙̫̟t̸̼͎̞̜s̨̯.̴̹.̛.͎̞̕
̛͎A͜r͘r̞̺͖͚̜̰͓g͜h̡̻̭̟! ̲̥Y̨̹̩̻̖̻̖̜a̮̳̜̞a̕gh͍̳͚̀!̬̬͉.̜͟.̻̪.̢͈̙
҉̰͚̗͔̠I̳̝̮ţ'̘͙͎s̭̯̠̦͔ ̨̰ͅn̜̘͈̥͔̺͢o̵̗̫͉̩t̞̥̘̠̘̀ ͏̪̻̤͓̝r̛̮̰͚̠i̟̰̬g̲̺͕̪̭̖̯ht̰.̱̱̹̠͈͉.͓̮̫̩̩͡.͉̜͇ͅ ͕̹̹n͍̥̜͓̘̟̺o͈̻̪͝t ͍̗̞̥̘r̮͇̳i̩̰̻̖g̝̤̲͢h̹͓̯̟̪͙̟͢t̼̙́.̥̹͖̟̥̮̩..̛͎̜̞̠̺ ̗̼͍͕͇͙͚n̬͉̰͖͓o̴̩̻̟t ̛̜͈͖͙̙ri͟g̙̀h̢̬̗̼t͙̀.͖͍̮̹̹̬.̶͙̞̥.̢̞͇
̜̩̰̰̥̗̫A̳̬͈̞̥h̳̩h̩͜,̲͎̼͚̘̥ ̺̥̬̺G̯͈̻̝r̷̺̦̤̮̯r̟̦̪͡,͙̟̭̗͉̩̮ ͉͖͖̹̬̣̜͜O̭̜͟h͚̗̺̙̮͙͡h̡̙̗̬ḥ̰̥̣̣͝.҉̳.̷̥̳̝̤.̷͙̻̯̤

Scintillae wrote:

Wait, I think I have it.

Step 1: Be a Star Wars fan.
Step 2: Call up guy and say you're interested in that toy Yoda he has for sale.
Step 3: Receive Corolla and confusion.

Edit: Because everybody wanted naked Yoda.

No.

Everyone wanted naked toy Yoda.

I̜͖̱̝͎̙̞t̲̣͚̄͗͊̇̌ ̨̥͎͕̳͔ͪh͗ͥͨ̑̚u̮ͫͣ̚r̘̪̫͛͋̇̈̕ẗ͚̫͉̠̗́ͩ̂͌ͩ̇s̙͇̳̣̬̻͑͒͆ ̛̮̻̥͉̜ͥͅiͬ͞t̨̳̲̩̙̟̹̯̿̓̍̈́̆ ͓̞̼ͫ͑͆̊̽͌̀h̘̝̦̮͔ͮͧu͏͔̳̤͈r͇͎̣̩̫̠ͨ͑̀ͣͅt̅͂ͣ҉̜̻̙̻s̜̯ͬ͊̓ͫ̔̇͋͝ ̀͐̒̒͂̚i͚̺̣͠t̸̹͙̬̦̥̩̺̄̍̇̚ ͓͈͎̩̈̾̏̐͊͡ḥͩ̇̑ͪų̦̖̙ͣͯͬr̲̫̘̉̿̔ͫ̓̔̚͘t̔͗̀̃̊ś̲̑̃̏ ̺͔̦̌ͬ̔ͨ͊͊͗͡i̦̤̮̭̭͉͈ͨ̊ͤ͠t ̵͖̞̪͓̲̙ͧͤ̈́͆ḫ̡̳ͧ̏ͪụ̜̤̳ͤͨ̍ͩr̷̂̇̍ͥ̿t̝̹̝̪̗̙̠ͧ̋͋̅̚s͙̳̮͇̄ͮ͠ ̙̫ͯ̂ͥͪͭ̈̋i̫̗̝͔͛͌̀t̵̙͓͚͇̯͂̓ͬ̈̽ ̜̫̰̫͒̅̈́ͬ̒͛ͅͅḧ͏̪ͅu̺̭͆̐̀͞r̯̞̦ͬ͒̉ͨ̎̋̇͝t͎̝̬̪ş͌ͭ̃̌ ̫̩̥̎ͧ̓̚͜i̸̖̠̣̤̩̒ͨ̃̈́̑ͦ̚t̠̩̘̼̬̀ͅ ̝͉͇̃̅̾̅̉h̢̬̩͔͎ͫ̽ͣ̓u͉̝̭̯͜r̙͔͓̱̱ͣͮͣͦͧ͂ͭ͠t̴̙s̺͎̩̞̣͖̃̐ ͫͯ́̽̽̌͗͏̼̻i͙͒̐͗ͮ͌́t͇̼̭̦͔̮ͬ ̫̌̃͟h̵͇̝̮̓̍ͅuͩ͌̿ͪ̾͡r͔̣̯̙̰̹̊͛͒t̩̝͈̩̙̠s̛̜̤̩͚̹ͤ ̷̳̺̻͂ͣḭ̳͖̺̼ͬ͢t̷͍̥̪̤͙̥̪̽̿ ̹͇̳̠h̑͆̒ͭú̥̹r͎͙̭̙̖̾͑̀ͅt̲̫̠̘̮͇̓͒̈͗͂͒̕s͕̜͔̗̳̽̋̿́ ͦͭ̈ͧī̪̻͈ͤt̗̞͖̤̀̿ͤ ́ͣ͟ḩ̜͍͇͇̗͈̎̎̒u̞̭̻̘͇̺̩ͤŗ̄̒̓ͫ̑ṯ̰̜͇͒̽̒̋́ͨs̞̝͇̞̩̮͒̓̃ͦ ̼̠̯͔̱̯͜i̠̝͕ṭ͕̫̥͖̱ ̘̘̺͎̖ͩ͂ͮhͣ̊͏u̷̱͂ͣ̊̓̏̈́͂r̡̅t͉͇̮͕̙͚̺͒̍̔̉ͫͩ̽s͖̣̯̯̬̔ͦ ̹̠̬͈̯̟̩̿̎̎i̧̗͕̖͓̩͒ͣͤͅt̨͍̭̄̿̽̊̉ ͩ̉ͩ͑̚h̬̙̝̺̭͖u͔̙̼̼̤̩͒̑̊̇ŕ̜̪͎͚̂̈ͪ̃̃͊ẗ̠̮̗s̖̻͈̤͓̥͠ ̭̼̐̏̋ͩ̈̚͝i̸̲̟͑͆̋ͧt̹͓̰̳̖̅̂͗ͬ ̬̝̫̣ͤͥ̀́ͭͥh͔̩̗͉͛̏̎ͯṷ̻̤̜̩̤͙͝ř̤͓̠̱̱̓ͩt̳ͧ͂s͚̒̍̈ͤ ͖̱͉̦̰͍̓̃͂ï͌́ͫ̒͏t͖̗̠̟̭͇͓͡ ̢̳ͧ͛̚h̨̦uͦ͌̀r͖͑͐̃̓̉͑t̖̎͌̔ͯ̂ͤs̸̺̬̗̝̯̼̱̍ͨͤ̊ͭ̎̆ ͙̬̪ͭ͋̀ȉ̟̤̮̗͉́̉̿̐ͩt͓͎̱̲̜͇̔͜ ̜̳̲̜̮͎ͤ͑͌̂ͮ̽h͗̾̄̔ͯͩ͏͍̤̳ṵ̬̳r̠̭̫͚͒͗ͣ͒̌̓̾t̸̬̘̜̤̺̼̱̽s̭̮̺̅ͫ͂̍ͮ̍ͩ͞ ͧͤͪ͋̉҉ĭ̠̹͓̼͇͓ͬ̎̾͋͡t͂̉ͥ͌̄̑̚͢ ̛͛̆̾̈h͇̖̣̥̲̯̉ͅù̲͔̠̱̯̉ͨ̀r̙̦̭̪̲͕̒̾͋̎̄̇ͥͅt̢͚̘̝̂̎̈́͂͆s̀̃̆̔ͮ̆̔͏̪̯̲ I̜͖̱̝͎̙̞t̲̣͚̄͗͊̇̌ ̨̥͎͕̳͔ͪh͗ͥͨ̑̚u̮ͫͣ̚r̘̪̫͛͋̇̈̕ẗ͚̫͉̠̗́ͩ̂͌ͩ̇s̙͇̳̣̬̻͑͒͆ ̛̮̻̥͉̜ͥͅiͬ͞t̨̳̲̩̙̟̹̯̿̓̍̈́̆ ͓̞̼ͫ͑͆̊̽͌̀h̘̝̦̮͔ͮͧu͏͔̳̤͈r͇͎̣̩̫̠ͨ͑̀ͣͅt̅͂ͣ҉̜̻̙̻s̜̯ͬ͊̓ͫ̔̇͋͝ ̀͐̒̒͂̚i͚̺̣͠t̸̹͙̬̦̥̩̺̄̍̇̚ ͓͈͎̩̈̾̏̐͊͡ḥͩ̇̑ͪų̦̖̙ͣͯͬr̲̫̘̉̿̔ͫ̓̔̚͘t̔͗̀̃̊ś̲̑̃̏ ̺͔̦̌ͬ̔ͨ͊͊͗͡i̦̤̮̭̭͉͈ͨ̊ͤ͠t ̵͖̞̪͓̲̙ͧͤ̈́͆ḫ̡̳ͧ̏ͪụ̜̤̳ͤͨ̍ͩr̷̂̇̍ͥ̿t̝̹̝̪̗̙̠ͧ̋͋̅̚s͙̳̮͇̄ͮ͠ ̙̫ͯ̂ͥͪͭ̈̋i̫̗̝͔͛͌̀t̵̙͓͚͇̯͂̓ͬ̈̽ ̜̫̰̫͒̅̈́ͬ̒͛ͅͅḧ͏̪ͅu̺̭͆̐̀͞r̯̞̦ͬ͒̉ͨ̎̋̇͝t͎̝̬̪ş͌ͭ̃̌ ̫̩̥̎ͧ̓̚͜i̸̖̠̣̤̩̒ͨ̃̈́̑ͦ̚t̠̩̘̼̬̀ͅ ̝͉͇̃̅̾̅̉h̢̬̩͔͎ͫ̽ͣ̓u͉̝̭̯͜r̙͔͓̱̱ͣͮͣͦͧ͂ͭ͠t̴̙s̺͎̩̞̣͖̃̐ ͫͯ́̽̽̌͗͏̼̻i͙͒̐͗ͮ͌́t͇̼̭̦͔̮ͬ ̫̌̃͟h̵͇̝̮̓̍ͅuͩ͌̿ͪ̾͡r͔̣̯̙̰̹̊͛͒t̩̝͈̩̙̠s̛̜̤̩͚̹ͤ ̷̳̺̻͂ͣḭ̳͖̺̼ͬ͢t̷͍̥̪̤͙̥̪̽̿ ̹͇̳̠h̑͆̒ͭú̥̹r͎͙̭̙̖̾͑̀ͅt̲̫̠̘̮͇̓͒̈͗͂͒̕s͕̜͔̗̳̽̋̿́ ͦͭ̈ͧī̪̻͈ͤt̗̞͖̤̀̿ͤ ́ͣ͟ḩ̜͍͇͇̗͈̎̎̒u̞̭̻̘͇̺̩ͤŗ̄̒̓ͫ̑ṯ̰̜͇͒̽̒̋́ͨs̞̝͇̞̩̮͒̓̃ͦ ̼̠̯͔̱̯͜i̠̝͕ṭ͕̫̥͖̱ ̘̘̺͎̖ͩ͂ͮhͣ̊͏u̷̱͂ͣ̊̓̏̈́͂r̡̅t͉͇̮͕̙͚̺͒̍̔̉ͫͩ̽s͖̣̯̯̬̔ͦ ̹̠̬͈̯̟̩̿̎̎i̧̗͕̖͓̩͒ͣͤͅt̨͍̭̄̿̽̊̉ ͩ̉ͩ͑̚h̬̙̝̺̭͖u͔̙̼̼̤̩͒̑̊̇ŕ̜̪͎͚̂̈ͪ̃̃͊ẗ̠̮̗s̖̻͈̤͓̥͠ ̭̼̐̏̋ͩ̈̚͝i̸̲̟͑͆̋ͧt̹͓̰̳̖̅̂͗ͬ ̬̝̫̣ͤͥ̀́ͭͥh͔̩̗͉͛̏̎ͯṷ̻̤̜̩̤͙͝ř̤͓̠̱̱̓ͩt̳ͧ͂s͚̒̍̈ͤ ͖̱͉̦̰͍̓̃͂ï͌́ͫ̒͏t͖̗̠̟̭͇͓͡ ̢̳ͧ͛̚h̨̦uͦ͌̀r͖͑͐̃̓̉͑t̖̎͌̔ͯ̂ͤs̸̺̬̗̝̯̼̱̍ͨͤ̊ͭ̎̆ ͙̬̪ͭ͋̀ȉ̟̤̮̗͉́̉̿̐ͩt͓͎̱̲̜͇̔͜ ̜̳̲̜̮͎ͤ͑͌̂ͮ̽h͗̾̄̔ͯͩ͏͍̤̳ṵ̬̳r̠̭̫͚͒͗ͣ͒̌̓̾t̸̬̘̜̤̺̼̱̽s̭̮̺̅ͫ͂̍ͮ̍ͩ͞ ͧͤͪ͋̉҉ĭ̠̹͓̼͇͓ͬ̎̾͋͡t͂̉ͥ͌̄̑̚͢ ̛͛̆̾̈h͇̖̣̥̲̯̉ͅù̲͔̠̱̯̉ͨ̀r̙̦̭̪̲͕̒̾͋̎̄̇ͥͅt̢͚̘̝̂̎̈́͂͆s̀̃̆̔ͮ̆̔͏̪̯̲ I̜͖̱̝͎̙̞t̲̣͚̄͗͊̇̌ ̨̥͎͕̳͔ͪh͗ͥͨ̑̚u̮ͫͣ̚r̘̪̫͛͋̇̈̕ẗ͚̫͉̠̗́ͩ̂͌ͩ̇s̙͇̳̣̬̻͑͒͆ ̛̮̻̥͉̜ͥͅiͬ͞t̨̳̲̩̙̟̹̯̿̓̍̈́̆ ͓̞̼ͫ͑͆̊̽͌̀h̘̝̦̮͔ͮͧu͏͔̳̤͈r͇͎̣̩̫̠ͨ͑̀ͣͅt̅͂ͣ҉̜̻̙̻s̜̯ͬ͊̓ͫ̔̇͋͝ ̀͐̒̒͂̚i͚̺̣͠t̸̹͙̬̦̥̩̺̄̍̇̚ ͓͈͎̩̈̾̏̐͊͡ḥͩ̇̑ͪų̦̖̙ͣͯͬr̲̫̘̉̿̔ͫ̓̔̚͘t̔͗̀̃̊ś̲̑̃̏ ̺͔̦̌ͬ̔ͨ͊͊͗͡i̦̤̮̭̭͉͈ͨ̊ͤ͠t ̵͖̞̪͓̲̙ͧͤ̈́͆ḫ̡̳ͧ̏ͪụ̜̤̳ͤͨ̍ͩr̷̂̇̍ͥ̿t̝̹̝̪̗̙̠ͧ̋͋̅̚s͙̳̮͇̄ͮ͠ ̙̫ͯ̂ͥͪͭ̈̋i̫̗̝͔͛͌̀t̵̙͓͚͇̯͂̓ͬ̈̽ ̜̫̰̫͒̅̈́ͬ̒͛ͅͅḧ͏̪ͅu̺̭͆̐̀͞r̯̞̦ͬ͒̉ͨ̎̋̇͝t͎̝̬̪ş͌ͭ̃̌ ̫̩̥̎ͧ̓̚͜i̸̖̠̣̤̩̒ͨ̃̈́̑ͦ̚t̠̩̘̼̬̀ͅ ̝͉͇̃̅̾̅̉h̢̬̩͔͎ͫ̽ͣ̓u͉̝̭̯͜r̙͔͓̱̱ͣͮͣͦͧ͂ͭ͠t̴̙s̺͎̩̞̣͖̃̐ ͫͯ́̽̽̌͗͏̼̻i͙͒̐͗ͮ͌́t͇̼̭̦͔̮ͬ ̫̌̃͟h̵͇̝̮̓̍ͅuͩ͌̿ͪ̾͡r͔̣̯̙̰̹̊͛͒t̩̝͈̩̙̠s̛̜̤̩͚̹ͤ ̷̳̺̻͂ͣḭ̳͖̺̼ͬ͢t̷͍̥̪̤͙̥̪̽̿ ̹͇̳̠h̑͆̒ͭú̥̹r͎͙̭̙̖̾͑̀ͅt̲̫̠̘̮͇̓͒̈͗͂͒̕s͕̜͔̗̳̽̋̿́ ͦͭ̈ͧī̪̻͈ͤt̗̞͖̤̀̿ͤ ́ͣ͟ḩ̜͍͇͇̗͈̎̎̒u̞̭̻̘͇̺̩ͤŗ̄̒̓ͫ̑ṯ̰̜͇͒̽̒̋́ͨs̞̝͇̞̩̮͒̓̃ͦ ̼̠̯͔̱̯͜i̠̝͕ṭ͕̫̥͖̱ ̘̘̺͎̖ͩ͂ͮhͣ̊͏u̷̱͂ͣ̊̓̏̈́͂r̡̅t͉͇̮͕̙͚̺͒̍̔̉ͫͩ̽s͖̣̯̯̬̔ͦ ̹̠̬͈̯̟̩̿̎̎i̧̗͕̖͓̩͒ͣͤͅt̨͍̭̄̿̽̊̉ ͩ̉ͩ͑̚h̬̙̝̺̭͖u͔̙̼̼̤̩͒̑̊̇ŕ̜̪͎͚̂̈ͪ̃̃͊ẗ̠̮̗s̖̻͈̤͓̥͠ ̭̼̐̏̋ͩ̈̚͝i̸̲̟͑͆̋ͧt̹͓̰̳̖̅̂͗ͬ ̬̝̫̣ͤͥ̀́ͭͥh͔̩̗͉͛̏̎ͯṷ̻̤̜̩̤͙͝ř̤͓̠̱̱̓ͩt̳ͧ͂s͚̒̍̈ͤ ͖̱͉̦̰͍̓̃͂ï͌́ͫ̒͏t͖̗̠̟̭͇͓͡ ̢̳ͧ͛̚h̨̦uͦ͌̀r͖͑͐̃̓̉͑t̖̎͌̔ͯ̂ͤs̸̺̬̗̝̯̼̱̍ͨͤ̊ͭ̎̆ ͙̬̪ͭ͋̀ȉ̟̤̮̗͉́̉̿̐ͩt͓͎̱̲̜͇̔͜ ̜̳̲̜̮͎ͤ͑͌̂ͮ̽h͗̾̄̔ͯͩ͏͍̤̳ṵ̬̳r̠̭̫͚͒͗ͣ͒̌̓̾t̸̬̘̜̤̺̼̱̽s̭̮̺̅ͫ͂̍ͮ̍ͩ͞ ͧͤͪ͋̉҉ĭ̠̹͓̼͇͓ͬ̎̾͋͡t͂̉ͥ͌̄̑̚͢ ̛͛̆̾̈h͇̖̣̥̲̯̉ͅù̲͔̠̱̯̉ͨ̀r̙̦̭̪̲͕̒̾͋̎̄̇ͥͅt̢͚̘̝̂̎̈́͂͆s̀̃̆̔ͮ̆̔͏̪̯̲

Epoch 17, in which FAWTLbot discovers winter:

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TriOmegaZero wrote:

Just acquired a full-time position, starting the 2nd, assuming my current job wants me to work the last two weeks.

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WTH? How'd you do that?

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Just acquired a full-time position, starting the 2nd, assuming my current job wants me to work the last two weeks.

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