Gilgamesh the Great's page

Yeah Super boy prime on COIE literally punched a whole into the dimensional fabric of the universe because that was a thing.

I AM A MAN!!

Let is fight like aliases! And ladies! And ladies that dress like aliases!

A fight you say? Stupendous! Let us fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!

Well excuse me...

... Princess!

Sounds like a plan, boss!

"1234"

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Heck yes I want myself a movie! I bet it'd be all about me finding the Excalibur and taking on more awesome spiky-haired swordsmen and maybe winning this time, and the swords not being fakes....

*whisper whisper*

Whaddaya mean it's not about me?!

*whisper whisper*

Stole my name from a completely unrelated myth? Who the heck does that?

*whisper whisper*

Well yeah I heard about the Shiva thing.

*whisper whisper*

Fine! Whatever! Razza frazza...

LordSynos wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Well, it's officially too late. We've made a clear connection between Shakespearean comedies and Final Fantasy villains.

Do go on...

"Now we will fight recite like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men."

Line! Line?

Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!

Oh look, our party healer is here.

Huzzah!

But enough expository banter!

Mwhahahahah! Fools! You face the mightiest swordsman in ALL of the Multiverse! You face Me! GILGAMESH!!

Long have I sought the blades of legend, searched across the lands of East and West! I have battled foes of great renown and monsters of infinite barbarity! Defeated the ravening hordes and singlehandedly overcome the greatest of armies! I have traveled across endless universes and seen many lands! I no longer believe in the existence of impossible!

And now my search brings me here, to you!

But enough expository banter! It is time to fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!

Come and prepare to be utterly overwhelmed with the ancient combat styles of a thousand masters! Kneel before your superior and know that defeat is your only destiny! I am Gilgamesh, warrior of endless blades! Your weapons are forfeit to me!!

Next poster, you are my opponent! Prepare to face my wrath!!

Behold! The bansword, banaxe, banflail, banmace, banspear, banglaive, and banspikedchain!

...Tools? What use would I have for tools?

The next poster and their party of 2-4 companions is due for a duel! Like the ban set, your weapons are forfeit to me!

And this, ladies and gents, is why we warn people don't look at the gods for too long.

His pitiful two swords weren't even worth adding to my collection.

The next poster is looking for a duel!

Enough blitzing! It is time to fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!

Enough banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress l- *chair to the face*