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Freehold DM wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Colonel Whatever Day It Is wrote:

Tacticslion wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Ok.

Audit over.

A few areas we will get 4 insread of 5 in, but no corrective actions that have anything to do with me directly.

Still.

Huzzah! Glad you survived!

Freehold DM wrote:

I want my f%$&ing mcrib after that.

I, uh... I think that's illegal in most continental United States.

Not to be That Guy, but wouldn't he have had to have said "I want to f++@ my McRib after that"

Unless you're implying the McRib has somehow gained sentience and has a propensity for f%!@ing.

And why would that come as such a surprise?

If anyone could Awaken a McRib and provoke it to Lustful Excesses merely by existing, it is Freehold.

great. Now I want an awakened sensuous sandwich as a companion.

>

it can join me and the prius on our adventures!

If FawtlQuest ever becomes a popular Saturday morning cartoon, or semi-illegal Hentai manga, maybe it can be our equivalent of Snarf.

EDIT: Hentai yourself. And no, that isn't a tentacle.

I hope.

Snarf! Even the cars are stealing my shtick now, snarf.

For whatever reason i've perpetually had a bunch of one dollar bills in my wallet for a couple of weeks now, whenever I depleted it I'd have to use a ten or twenty and then get more ones. But whenever I have to pay with the wad of ones the cashier makes a joke about how I'm secretly stripping in the side.

Maybe, they're on to something...

But we just started smurfing.

Nonsense!?! I put a lot of effort to be taken seriously.

Has that not been obvious...

As an expert in moving you NEVER fill one of those out until you're in the process of moving.

I'm starting to suspect my brother's method of drawing names for the gift exchange is... flawed.

We've both gotten the exact same people the last three years in a row.

I got my dad, which is easy, but the General has to be running out of ideas. :-)

The General, after finding the coffee, nutella, peanut butter and oatmeal stacked precariously on the kitchen table, exclaimed cheerfully "Why do you kids keep stacking things like they're in a Doctor Seuss book, where do you get that from?"

Both of them point at me.

"Oh yeah, I do that"

Avengers, Age Of Ultron.

Lulu.

I could've sworn Panthero was always correct. I just thought Snarf was there to act as jumper cables to jump start the Thundertank whenever it broke down, WHICH WASN'T HIS FAULT BY THE WAY!!! (#hanshotfirst)

You're right, I haven't been mixing it up enough.

Of course, now i'm really going to mess with people.

Are they getting Smurfed or Snarfed, who knows...