FiJeet Nackl's page

Day Job{Perform(Percussion)}: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21

Thank you for running Jack!

"So mr. mayor. I gotta tell ya that that haunted house was nuts! But we took care of that last Sarini no problem... butlordohmyweretherealotofrediculousmitesandthatgodsawefulmoldthatjustmakes youwanttoscreamattheheavens" Fijeet looks very frustrated in his retelling.. as if getting out some pent up feeling within... he is slowly increasing his movements with air drumming...
"wekilledtthemitesfoughtinsidewithalibrayrandsomecoolbrokenfurniturebutthen THEN!!!!theSariniTRICKEDMEpretendingtobeachildghostwithnomemoryandwasactual lyaBADMANpretendingandjusttrickingmeintotalkingtohimaboutnusandusingitagain stus!"

"AAAARRGGH"

Fijeet seems unable to continue his tale in his anger and frustration.

"Shoo... Shoo rats. FLEEEEE"

handle animal: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20

Fijeet helps Atrix out of the water, taps his wand again on her as they continue fleeing.

clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Climnb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Fijeet taps Atrix with his wand as they run... clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"keeeeep gooin!"
constitution: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17

Fijeet grabs his wand for a quick cure before attempt to dodge...
clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 - 1 ⇒ (14) + 6 - 1 = 19

"aaaahhhhhhh!!!" Fijeet tries to dodge away

reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Fijeet sits down... "upstairs.. i thought... the voice in my head wanted help... a helpless boy.."

Angry gnome punches him 3 or 4 more times.

Fijeet 5 foot steps really angry... might have to tak a level in skald just saying

And swings for the fences!
PUNCH: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
damage, CI: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Fijeet starts to stumble forward..
acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

and maneuvers around the ugly fat man.. "you lied to me! I was nice to you!"

Before going to punch him in the back.
cold iron spiked gauntlet, flank: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 2 = 12
damage, cold iron: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Fijeet takes a moment from the destractions to fire a clean shot at the enemy.
shortbow, pb, dex dam: 1d20 + 6 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 1 - 1 = 11
cold iron damage, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4

Fijeet sighs.... drops his song and sadly shoots again...

CI, dex dam, PB: 1d20 + 6 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 6 - 1 + 1 = 12
damage, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

Fijeet hums his tune while stowing his wand before saying "adieu." and fires!

shortbow, dex, Pb, CI: 1d20 + 6 - 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 6 - 1 + 1 + 1 = 9
damage, pb, ci: 1d4 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4

the dice hate Fijeet.

Fijeet stands up annoyed and stares at the human while continuing his song.

Arms and legs
Teeth and nail
Our fragile companions
Are destined to fail

For this battalion
Has been run through
Therefore captains and comrades
I bid you all adieu

And flips out his wand from his sheathe to heal himself
clw: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

reflex save or fall: 1d20 + 5 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 1 = 5

Fijeet carefully waddles through the disgusting muck.. but falls squeeling...
acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 6 - 1 = 9

he looks up angrily, and begins reciting his song
"Your veins are my trenches
My gun is my own
The whispers fall heavy
With delicate moans"
Inspire Courage +1

"Oh no you dont.. "

As Filk begins to crap himself... Fijeet casts unbreakable heart on him.

Fijeet uses his own wand on Atrix

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

After looking around at the usual loot, and destroying the slime... "Let's keep going."

Fijeet continues his gnomish punk rock beatbox as he fires his bow at the yellow mite...

bow, ic, pb, dex damage: 1d20 + 6 + 1 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 6 + 1 + 1 - 1 = 20
damage, cold iron, ic, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 + 1 = 6

Fijeet continues his inspiration via an altered gnomish beatbox as he fires his bow at the yellow mite...

bow, ic, pb, dex damage: 1d20 + 6 + 1 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 1 + 1 - 1 = 9
damage, cold iron, ic, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 1 = 5

Fijeet continues singing as he fires his bow at the yellow mite...

bow, ic, pb, dex damage: 1d20 + 6 + 1 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 1 + 1 - 1 = 12
damage, cold iron, ic, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 1 = 7

"Roll out the drums of war
Roll back the freedoms that we struggled for
What were those freedoms for?
Let's not talk about it any more
Roll out the drums of war"

Fijeet bravely steps forward "So it begins!
Roll out the drums of war
Roll up the cover of the killing floor
Roll out the drums of war
And let's speak of things worth fighting for
Roll out the drums of war"

Inspire Courage +1!

"Phew... that was really gross! are you okay Filk? maybe we should hurry really fast across the water..."

Fijeet steps into the room and calls out "Oh shit that's nasty!" Before firing an arrow into the grapple.

arrow, melee, cover, pb: 1d20 + 6 - 4 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 6 - 4 - 4 + 1 = 12
damage, bp: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 = 6

"Hang on Filk! and Fijeet casts Liberating Command as a swift action.

immediate escape artist with a +6 bonus

"Jump on in Atrix - how bad could it be? three barrels to climb over and poof - no problem! unless a zombie is in one of the barrels and it's rotten and lets him out as soon as you touch it... but ya know - no risk no reward no fun!"

Fijeet keeps chattering to the ghost as long as the ghost keeps responding.

re: Filk "Fumes? I don't remember seeing any fumes.. did you smell something weird? i'm just talking to a ghostspiritthingymibbob - he keeps talking to me. and we can totally move and listen! Ooo water and barrels - weird! I bet there is a seamonster down here! I can't wait!"

"hmmm.. you almost remember.. that's pretty good! We should probably test your abilities... perhaps by continuing to explore!"

Fijeet continues rambling as he leads to the door and into the main entry room... heading to door marked A

"So you remember fireplaces are warm so that's good... but you didnt know which one.. does that mean there are more? I'm not sure how i feel about that and I haven't seen another one yet... Wait - you need to be freed? Freed from where? are you chained up? I heard a story once of a ghost being chained up... but that was a long time ago and not a very pleasant story for the ghost so i don't think it applies here..."

Open the door Atrix!

"Wait.. you can't see me? How did you know i was here then?" Fijeet looks around suspiciously for a moment. "My friends are with me, Atrix Filk and Valerka. The fireplace is in what seems to be a living room.. windows facing the stables. Anything?"

"Of course i will.. i mean WE will help you remember who you are! We will keep searching, and you just tell me if anything looks familiar or you have any memory flashbacks! Like for example - did you ever sit by this fireplace and watch the flames crackle? smell the wood's smoke as if warmed your winter chill?"

"See! Progress already. a boy - good. any idea how old? but of course we will help you - i haven't had a nice conversation with a ghost before... but it does remind me of a time when ol' uncle Nackl - his name isn't really uncle it was Abroshar Zook Furrygem Nackl, but the family all call him uncle.. anyways... uncle Abroshar Aackl met this spirit of a really old wizard and the ghost needed Uncle Nackl and his minions to carry his bones to a final resting place... which turned out to be this amazing magical chamber of Necromancy... the whole place was this awesome "Refuge of Nethys"... where wizards could study their individual schools of magic. but anyways i kinda digress..." Nackl takes a large intake of air...

"I am Fijeet Nackl. We are members of the Pathfinder Society and we have been helping a bunch of locals with some curse problems. and unfortunately it seems the source may be here in this Manor... in the other room we ran into more of the moldy bugs and moldy fey... they were really bad things that seemed to curse us with bad luck because our weapons just seemed useless... which reminds me of another Uncle Nackl story with Pugwampies... and a Seranrae Monastery... but uh yeah... anyways i think i can help you as we keep chatting and i am really good with books... like this one.." Fijeet pulls out the book from outside.

"There's lots of details about what i am guessing is your family and if we just keep chatting we can probably figure out who you are. Sound good?"

Fijheet wanders around the room looking around... almost trying to find the ghost...

Fijeet looks at Filk for a moment. "You can't hear the voice? The Sarini that cannot remember who they are... i mean were... but maybe i
can help you find out who you are! Do you remember anything? Are you a boy or girl? Were you a kid when you died or an adult? Did you ever get to play hop scotch? Such a fun game... "

"Oh that is so cool! So you are a spiritual manifestation of a family member who lived here? Which one? Marcius Sarini? Luca?"

Fijeet will continue to ramble the various names he has recently read or heard about...

"ooo a lute! too bad.... wait... Trespasser? Me? Fijeet Nackl? nooooo noone has lived here in years - so it can't be trepassing. Who's asking?" Fijeet looks all around in an excitable gnome way.

"They will be here when we get back.. move on for now

"But books! .. but i suppose we can take time later...."

Fijeet is fine skipping book learning.. for now

Fijeet collects some of the arrows that weren't broken when he missed repeatedly... looking rather unhappy for a normally cheerful Gnome...

Fijeet fires at the mite again.

shortbow, pb, dex dam: 1d20 + 6 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 1 - 1 = 13
damage, PB, CI: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 = 6

"oh yeah obviously..."

Fijeet shuffles forward to fire at the mite again.

shortbow, pb, dex dam: 1d20 + 6 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 1 - 1 = 10
damage, PB, CI: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5

"comon Valerka.. at least try and daze the Mite..."

Fijeet shuffles forward to fir at the mite

shortbow, pb: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 6 + 1 = 24
damage, PB, CI: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5

first the GM requested rolls...
KN:planes: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
kn:engineering: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Fijeet shimmies quietly into the room and leans out from cover for a clean shot at the nearest pustule!

shortbow, pb: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 6 + 1 = 24
damage, PB, CI: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

"ooo stairs! but.. doors... but stairs....oh maaan...." the excited gnome looks back and forth between the options...

he then looks down quietly... and whispers "let's finish this level first.... door on the left!"

"such a cute little nook..." muses the gnome.. before Atrix opens the door to the right

Fijeet follows Filk to the right.
"c'mon Atrix, open the door" he whispers..

Fijeet casts detect magic, as he carefully and quietly walks around the room..
KN:arcana: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
kn:arcana: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

He makes his way past the mounted beasts to the valuables in the antique Vitrine. He then whispers "If these are still here.. i am guessing a trap?"

"hmmm..."

KN:nature/geo: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
KN:nature/geo: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
KN:nature/geo: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
KN:history: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
KN:history: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
KN:history: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28

Fijeet pulls out his wand and taps himself disappointingly.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"Maybe we should just go in the house?"

Fijeet fires again
cold iron arrow, pb: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 1 = 10
cold iron damage, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5

.......

Fijeet drops his inspiration, and 5 foot steps and fires.
cold iron arrow, pb: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 1 = 11
cold iron damage, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 = 6

havent used the bow yet, so spiked gauntlet is available. Also +1 inspire courage for atrix
Fijeet does a mighty punch at the centipede moving by.
Cold Iron Spiked Gauntlet, ic: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 1 = 14
damage: 1d3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4

He then 5 foot steps and fire at the same pink centipede.
cold iron arrow, pb, ic: 1d20 + 6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 6 + 1 + 1 = 25
cold iron damage, ic, pb: 1d4 + 1 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 1 = 5