Darth Garfunkel's page

No. But if the game is called "Maneater", then it wouldn't be Garfunkel and Oates.

I’ve sung worse.

Hey!

That hurts man, that hurts.

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind.

All the cool cats embrace the Dark Side.

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Cookies.

I thought you had to join the Dark Side to get cookies?

I have some bad news about Google...

Groovy.

Like a bridge over troubled water, I WILL FORCE CHOKE YOU, B**@@!!

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will forcechoke you, b$~#&.

I prefer Jedi Monster Mash.

I have discovered love and her name is <click here>.

Hawt.

Like a bridge over troubled water, I will force-choke you, b$@~#.

Burn baby burn, disco inferno

Burn baby burn, burn that mama down
Burn baby burn, disco inferno
Burn baby burn, burn that mama down
Burnin'

Groovy.

Woah, man. Not cool. Trade in that lightsaber for a mandolin.

Hey, man. Lay off the poodles! That ain't groovy.

Like a bridge over troubled water, I'll force choke you, b+*#*.

I hate everything.

Not me. I'm feelin' groovy.

I would be your nemesis.

I challenge you to a duel on the mandolin.

Force Mellow

Force lightening

Force soft rock

Darth Zombeh wrote:

shuffles menacingly

flaps menacingly

sings menacingly

Like a bridge over troubled water...

*starts tuning his mandolin*