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Lord Byron Talimah wrote:
I hear Drandle Dreng has been to the apothecary for little blue pills.

I've seriously gotta start investing in a lockbox for my patients' medical records.

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*sniff* They grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday you could hold her in your arms. Bless her soul.

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I'll bring cookies to commemorate the occasion, I hope you like bonemeal-raisin, I baked them myself.

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FuelDrop wrote:
Have you considered seeing a cleric about this? It sounds like it could use the attention of a medical professional.

Did somebody call for a doctor?

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A flash of light followed by a crash and the odors of brimstone and formaldehyde emanate from the entrance behind Miss Quick. A wretched figure garbed in a mockery of a doctor's scrubs made of taxidermied hide stands there. He grins toothily as he begins to speak in a rasping drawl.

Leaving so soon, pet? You only just arrived, it would be a shame not to follow the customary practices of hospitality to a guest, yes? Please, seat yourself so we may continue our discourse.

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He came by my clinic the other day complaining about a rash in a rather sensitive location. He left excitedly after I told him he had been blessed by my patron and to share his blessing with as many people as possible.

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
The question is, is a parasite inhabiting your body considered adjacent?

My tapeworm familiar dreams might yet become a viable reality!

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What medical schools, if any, are there in Golarion?

How much time would pass before I get expelled from those institutions?

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"This won't hurt a bit. Trust me, I went to medical school."

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Rysky wrote:
Randarak wrote:
Its Cosmo's fault that I'm hungry. That's all there is to it.
He lives in your stomach, eatin ur delicious nomz.

Why would you name your pet "Cosmo"? That's an awful name for a tapeworm. I call mine Slim-Fast.

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Seeking participants for an experimental medical study, any and all applicants will be accepted. Payment will be dispensed after completion of the study.

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Anguish wrote:
I thought The Question - the oldest question, which must not be answered and is hidden in plain sight - is "Doctor who?"

"Despite having heard that same question a profane number of times, I still have yet to meet the originator of the trend. I will mount their head on a plaque just like I did with the mustache of a certain obnoxious halfling so many moons ago. After all, I do pride myself in my ability to combine taxidermy and alternative medicine into a veritable art, even though the academy ruled it as willful medical malpractice. Oh well. Care to volunteer for an experimental research study? I assure you that while it will cost an arm and a leg, you will be compensated twofold in full."

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65. Please maintain your cocky facial expression, I want to preserve the humor of it when I taxidermy you.

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I will never starve in a dungeon again.

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"I would be more than happy to offer my, services, in the all too important occasion that is the birthing of your whelp. As I am sure you are aware, a trained doctor such as myself is always a valuable person to have on hand, yes?"

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A creature, for lack of a better term, approaches wearing garb that seems to have at one point been a doctor's outfit. Presently, the garb can hardly pass for sanitary as it is stained with dried blood and other carnage, matching the vile-looking scythe clutched in his scab-covered hands. His face is obscured by what appears to be a darkmantle eating his head, and a quartet of drake's wings protrude from his back, but they seem to be non-functioning. Between the wings, a huge dorsal fin from a bulette rises along his spine. A spade tail flicks agitatedly from just below the bottom of his haversack that is adorned with numerous taxidermied faces and heads. As he stops near the party, the palpable reek of a myriad of beasts and copious amounts of formaldehyde pervades the air. He speaks eloquently if with a slight rasp, “Hello and well met Mr. Takoda is it? It seems you have quite the dilemma. Would you care to participate in one of my medical research studies? I am sure that it would prove quite beneficial to you.” He chuckles and steps back, giving you some much needed fresh air.

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I have two particular skills: Craft Taxidermy and Profession "Alternative Medicine".

My day job per say, is to see how many people I can convince to participate in medical research studies involving the usage of both in tandem. I suppose one could say my job title is "Medical Malpractitioner".

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"Vomit Swarm! BLEAAAAHRGHLORGLE!"

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Since anything I might say here can (and likely would) be used against me in a court of law, I regretfully cannot comment further on this topic.

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You seem like an excellent individual to get in touch with. Perhaps we could come to some sort of an arrangement regarding the disposal of the bodies? I've been looking for a reliable supply to utilize after I retire.