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Freehold DM wrote:I am pretty sure we already determined that Impus Major is gone to be a world top class villain.NobodysHome wrote:
Why I Love Impus Major #238: (or whatever)
His Spanish teacher is making them do one of those horrific white elephant gift exchanges for the last day of class before break tomorrow. The rules are simple: The gift has to be store-bought, cost between $1 and $15, and be wrapped.
So Impus Major is buying a watermelon, and having me pack it in a nice box so it won't roll around (or move at all), and NobodysWife wrap it (she takes wrapping to a new level of art form -- if you have to use more than one piece of tape, it's ruined. And if you have to use a piece of tape at all, you could have done better).
Then tomorrow he's going to sit back and enjoy watching his classmates squabble over the heavy, beautifully-wrapped "gift".
And yep, it matches all of her criteria.
Please tell me he steeples his fingers while this goes on, muttering "dance, puppets, dance!"
There is hope for the younger generation after all.