Taking the kids to the Lodi fair tonight, should be terrible.
The kids will love it because it's a fair.
At least Lodi is one of those annoying saccharin Pleasantville-esque towns with a barely hidden dark side.
Hopefully Jeff Bridges has already switched over to color and Pennywise has murdered Toby McGuire.
Or was that just my Pleasantville-It fan fiction crossover.