Hobgoblin Sergeant

Captain Gobbo Beatty's page

9 posts. Alias of Patrick Curtin.


Goblin Kid wrote:
I'se Claims New Page here as toos!! I'se best Gobbos ever!!

Welcome recruit! Remember that writing is your enemy!

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Fireman Gob Montag wrote:

"It"? You're gonna have to be more specific-

No, wait... no need to be specific, we have flamethrowers. {picks a corner, starts setting everything on fire}

EXCELLENT! Great work, Montag!

Books are a threat to modern life!

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Douse it all in cleansing fire!

Books are bad


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Murderhoboitry is the beacon on which our shining civilization is built!

100K posts is foolishness. You know today's world has no time for such longevity! Cut the length, say less! Cleave to the important, the socially beneficial! Leave these fantastical fripperies to the extremists on the fringe of proper society.

Make sure you have that set to 232 degrees Celsius Montag!

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"We must all be alike. Not everyone born free and equal, as the Gobbo god says, but everyone made equal. Each goblin the image of every other; then all are happy, for there are no mountains to make them cower, to judge themselves against. Besides, squiggly things on paper make our heads hurt. So! A book is a growling dog in the house next door. Burn it. Defang the cur."