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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Now why is it the apocalypse?

I don't know.

I also don't know where my clothes went.


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Scintillae wrote:
...Is your kind of game also the kind of game that involves puns at every possible opportunity...

Yes. Yes it is.


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Today will be a good day, my brother is coming home from uni :D
Just got to do 8 hours of tedium first xD


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I broke a mirror the other day. That's supposed to be 7 years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me 5.


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If at first you don't succeed, then we have a lot in common.


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There are few things I enjoy more than picking a fight with my girlfriend when she has the hiccups.


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Success is like pregnancy. Everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got f!!*ed to achieve it.


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Bickering Partisans wrote:
(( The downside? to the politics ban is that I will have almost no reason to ever use this alias again. I think I can live with that. ))

Politics may be banned, but arguments about polearms are not! Good news!


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well punned sir well punned.

Dark Archive

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One of your people Freehold.


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"That poor snake. I guess he didn't know how many hug attacks I've been through."


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
"That poor snake. I guess he didn't know how many hug attacks I've been through."

What?


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"I'm selling out and cashing in. At least, until I've saved up some money. Then I'll go back to that whole 'integrity' thing."


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"I'll let you in on a little secret. When you live in the clouds, you're never very far from a 'bathroom'."


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"It's just a little too Fallopian."


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Today should be fun. Giving my kids a review before our Taming of the Shrew test and their essay...then after school, I shall be cornered by six hyperactive children who need to pick feats and hope the filter isn't blocking the PFSRD again.


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"There is a quiver in my blood."


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Scintillae wrote:
Today should be fun. Giving my kids a review before our Taming of the Shrew test and their essay...then after school, I shall be cornered by six hyperactive children who need to pick feats and hope the filter isn't blocking the PFSRD again.

They all get Toughness. There, feats chosen.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
"There is a quiver in my blood."

Sounds like you drew it back to far.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Today should be fun. Giving my kids a review before our Taming of the Shrew test and their essay...then after school, I shall be cornered by six hyperactive children who need to pick feats and hope the filter isn't blocking the PFSRD again.
They all get Toughness. There, feats chosen.

The dice have actually proven quite kind to them so far. No deaths. They got through two whole levels without dying.


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This includes an incident of Cirque du Soleil while trying to get in to talk to Devargo Barsi because this idea occurred to them as being The Correct Course Of Action before anyone even considered "maybe we can just lie."


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They also keep latching onto random NPCs. The lisping gnome who runs the inn at Eel's End? They insisted on talking with him for 20 minutes and are so sad they can never go back there after

Spoiler:
managing to steal the pseudodragon from right under Barsi's nose while the summoner sweet-talked him into giving intel. ...Rogue couldn't roll below a 15 for stealth, and Barsi couldn't crack a 4 for perception.


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baron arem heshvaun wrote:
One of your people Freehold.

is that some widowmaker? Cuz she ain't mei, but DAMN


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Scintillae wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I would move anything anywhere for 5000.

I once dug a trench by hand for a $100 tip (our boss wanted us to use a trencher and blast through his phone line and then repair them when we were done, but he worked online from home and tipped us each 100 for not disrupting his day).

I'm from Brooklyn. Add a zero to that figure and I can make a body disappear no questions asked.
0100?

you put the zero in the wrong place and in the wrong number.


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Cleric: "Oh, let's go back and see Tuggins!"
Summoner: "We're running now."
Cleric: "But-"
Rogue: "WE ARE RUNNING NOW."


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Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I guess I should probably make an appearance, if only because I was gonna start doing writeups of our new Savage Tide game sooner or later...

ORTHOS

FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
ITS ON OUR PHONES NOW
I'm dressing up as a Tonberry for Halloween.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'll get someone to take a pic tomorrow.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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"I know just where to inflate him, too. I'm such a wazwaz."


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lisamarlene wrote:

If I were to collect all of the "sanity texts" I send to my husband and sister throughout the school day and set them to music, I would have a Pogues album. Themes for the week include feces on the walls, lice checks, public masturbation (the hazards of dealing with three and four year olds), vomit, food throwing, fistfights, and blistering ennui.

Feces, Masturbation, Vomit and Lice should absolutely be the title of a Pogues album.

Also, Maria Montessori never warned me about this part, that devious b@~%&.

....

Lisamarlene, I believe you are a teacher yes? Not in day care? Cuz I understand the last 4 but not the first 3...


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Emoji movie? You poor person you I hear it is horrible. Even Patrick Stewart said he wasn't happy with it, and he played poop.

Patrick Stewart you magnificent bastard, you've made replacing captain yesterday all that easier!

prepares weather dominator for fimbulwinter as he arrives in Wisconsin, sets black manliness to *seduce Mrs yesterday*, begins working out to take over captain yesterday's job at toys r us


"And then we gotta do right triangle up-dick!"


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Punniculus wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
...Is your kind of game also the kind of game that involves puns at every possible opportunity...
Yes. Yes it is.

The children are now trying to make as many puns as the DM. This is practically a Sisyphean task.


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Five of them have me for class and know how many puns I make. The sixth is learning.


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So many glares of disgust.


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It sustains me.


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"Did you stuff him in your pants?"
"Well, what would you do with a fully-charged hexapal?"


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I don't know if gran is making jokes anymore or having a psychotic break


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Today should be fun. Giving my kids a review before our Taming of the Shrew test and their essay...then after school, I shall be cornered by six hyperactive children who need to pick feats and hope the filter isn't blocking the PFSRD again.
They all get Toughness. There, feats chosen.

Iron will!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know if gran is making jokes anymore or having a psychotic break

Or is such a limiting conjunction.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know if gran is making jokes anymore or having a psychotic break

Yes. Yes I am.


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Scintillae wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know if gran is making jokes anymore or having a psychotic break
Or is such a limiting conjunction.

You shouldn't call me a limiting conjunction. My brother called me a limiting conjunction once. Once.


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Apparently you just need to know how to get around it.


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Cantankerous Rules Lawyer wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Today should be fun. Giving my kids a review before our Taming of the Shrew test and their essay...then after school, I shall be cornered by six hyperactive children who need to pick feats and hope the filter isn't blocking the PFSRD again.
They all get Toughness. There, feats chosen.
Iron will!

Give Eschew Materials to all the non-casters, and Power Attack to the casters.


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"I don't think people should be banned for hating on the game, but I do think that the mods should engage them in meaningful conversation until they leave."


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Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

Back when Crookshanks was 7 or so she once took blind fighting so she could fight everything wearing a blind fold.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know if gran is making jokes anymore or having a psychotic break
Or is such a limiting conjunction.
You shouldn't call me a limiting conjunction. My brother called me a limiting conjunction once. Once.

This is what I had in mind with this line.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know if gran is making jokes anymore or having a psychotic break
Or is such a limiting conjunction.
You shouldn't call me a limiting conjunction. My brother called me a limiting conjunction once. Once.
This is what I had in mind with this line.

I love that movie. So many memories.


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"I think that if you can remember somebody else's memories, then you can make viable offspring."


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Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I don't know if gran is making jokes anymore or having a psychotic break
Or is such a limiting conjunction.
You shouldn't call me a limiting conjunction. My brother called me a limiting conjunction once. Once.
This is what I had in mind with this line.
I love that movie. So many memories.

*checks shelf*

Yep, got it on DVD. I thought so.

"You fargin iceholes. You have wiolated my fargin rights."


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Overheard in Limey's Office:

'Stop rubbing his nipples! It won't help!'

Also, we have found the MASK OF THAAGON ZUUL. Oh no!


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Orthos wrote:
So I just saw the "No More Political Topics/Threads/Tangents/Derails/Debates Ever Again on Paizo" announcement. This makes me more happy than I could ever have hoped. Maybe this was a great time to come back.

You'll still want to avoid the rules forums, and any thread with Solarian in it's name is a trap.

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