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Boris the Bosmer is now Derek the Dunmer, and he and Mrs Derek are off to join the Imperial Army very shortly. Balls to the Stormcloaks!
After becoming the Nectarine and Potato of all three houses in Morrowind, I am presently running around in Oblivion, having disposed of the pesky main quest, merrily collecting swords and books, which is what I like to do best in video games as well as IRL.
By the way, I've got my hands on a Steel Halberd, so all you n'wahs better watch out.
And speaking of retro gaming, I'm replaying 'Morrowind' at present. Still the best of the Elder Scrolls games atmosphere-wise.
If the Elder Scrolls have taught me anything, it's that both lycanthropy and vampirism, once contracted, will cure any other diseases you have...
Speaking of cold, Boris has just entered the Glacial Crevice. Serana, what? No, Serana, I didn't - Serana, I said I didn't! Serana, will you please listen?! Serana, that's what it's called! Look, it's there on the map! {Sigh} Ohhh, why must vampire women always take things so personally?
Boris and Serana are in the Forgotten Vale, which Gelebor remembered, luckily, and it is really frigging cold. You can tell vampires are immune to Frost damage - why else would she be able to swan about in little more than a corset and stylish cape without constantly complaining?
Boris wants Thalmor heads on his wall but doubts that this is possible, even if 'Hearthfire' is installed.
Boris has accompanied the sexey vampire lady into the afterlife. We are searching for her mommy, and everything around us is a lovely shade of blue.
Don't know about you lot, but Boris gets all tingly at the sight of Maven Black-Briar lounging on her throne. Is that so very wrong?
Oh well, I GUESS I will just have to make do with playing Skyrim this weekend. Poor, poor me. ~grins~ I shall remember to leave one or two treasure chests unlooted for you.
You know what I'm going to do to Daylight Saving Time? Sneak into its shop and steal its Jewelled Decanter, that's what.
Who's that sneaking up behind,
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