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Speaking of cold, Boris has just entered the Glacial Crevice.

Serana, what?

No, Serana, I didn't -

Serana, I said I didn't!

Serana, will you please listen?!

Serana, that's what it's called! Look, it's there on the map!

{Sigh} Ohhh, why must vampire women always take things so personally?


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Boris and Serana are in the Forgotten Vale, which Gelebor remembered, luckily, and it is really frigging cold. You can tell vampires are immune to Frost damage - why else would she be able to swan about in little more than a corset and stylish cape without constantly complaining?


Boris wants Thalmor heads on his wall but doubts that this is possible, even if 'Hearthfire' is installed.


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Boris has accompanied the sexey vampire lady into the afterlife. We are searching for her mommy, and everything around us is a lovely shade of blue.


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Don't know about you lot, but Boris gets all tingly at the sight of Maven Black-Briar lounging on her throne.

Is that so very wrong?


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Sharoth wrote:
Oh well, I GUESS I will just have to make do with playing Skyrim this weekend. Poor, poor me. ~grins~

I shall remember to leave one or two treasure chests unlooted for you.


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You know what I'm going to do to Daylight Saving Time?

Sneak into its shop and steal its Jewelled Decanter, that's what.


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Who's that sneaking up behind,
Theft and murder on his mind?
Gracious! You've been sliced and spayed,
By his Nightingale Blade!

BO-HO-RIS THE BOSMER

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